New Ministry of Transport Directive.

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New Ministry of Transport Directive.

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Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Ministry of
Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers
and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.


For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found
to be driving badly which includes:


-overtaking in dangerous places


-hovering within one inch of the car in front


-stopping sharply


-speeding in residential areas


-pulling out without indication


-performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets


-under taking on motorways


-taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads


These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying
their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of
the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.


Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to
display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of
skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.


Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers
and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.


Minsitry of Transport. :wink:


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Post by Rez »

I must add, this is NOT my car... it's just a car a saw after the first post...Image
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Post by Doog »

:lol: I love it I love it. :lol:

Nice to see that you England boys can laugh at yourselves before the World Cup (By which time everyone else will be laughing at you)

I can understand why England fans get so excited about these competitions, when there are programmes on weeks before the tournament about England's greatest games/players/managers and of course 1966.

Then when the tournament arrives you have the England Till I Die thoughts of the guys who present and commentate on the matches.

The media have a lot to answer for.
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Post by Rez »

I just had to add this... some poeple go to extreme legnths to show there pride to be english.

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