okay, i just had a new TV delivered yesterday and wanted to give it a test so i dropped in;
Tropic Thunder...
Kirk Lazarus:
I don't read the script. The script reads me.
Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman]
What do you mean, "you people?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry]
What do *you* mean, "you people?"
Kirk Lazarus:
Huh?
Tugg Speedman:
There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...
[pause]
Tugg Speedman:
...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus:
Damn!
Tugg Speedman:
In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus:
To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman:
Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus:
To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman:
Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus:
An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman:
Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus:
Like the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause]
When I was playing the character.
[Jeff, Kirk, and Kevin have just learned Alpa is gay]
Jeff Portnoy:
Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
Alpa Chino:
Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
Jeff Portnoy:
I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
Kirk Lazarus:
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
Alpa Chino:
No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus:
Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?
Alpa Chino:
...Lance
Kirk Lazarus:
You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky:
Did you just say Lance?
Alpa Chino:
No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.
Kevin Sandusky:
It sounded a lot like Lance.
Alpa Chino:
Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.
Kirk Lazarus:
When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?
Kirk Lazarus:
You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man.
Alpa Chino: [why he's in the movie]
I had to represent. Cause they had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!
Kirk Lazarus:
Pump your breaks, kid, that man's a national treasure.
Alpa Chino:
I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.
Kirk Lazarus:
That shit ain't funny.
Kevin Sandusky:
Hey, fellas! It's hot! We're tired! It stinks!
Alpa Chino:
I'm just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.
Kirk Lazarus:
You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.
Kevin Sandusky:
Guys, relax!
Alpa Chino:
You know what? Fuck that, man! I'm sick of this koala-huntin' nigga tellin' me-
[is cut off as Lazarus slaps him; goes to punch back]
Kirk Lazarus: [blocking the punch and pulling Alpa into an embrace]
For four hundred years, that word has kept us down.
Alpa Chino:
What the fuck?
Kirk Lazarus:
Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby...
Alpa Chino:
That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus:
Man, just cause it's a theme song don't make it not true.
Tugg Speedman:
Now, let's go get those Viet Congs.
[cocks his gun]
Alpa Chino:
"Viet Cong!"
Tugg Speedman:
What?
Alpa Chino:
It's "viet cong." There's no "s," it's already plural. You wouldn't say "Chineses..." 
...not that i'm watching it on tv 
it makes me laugh 