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A conspiracy theory?.

Let's just say...for talk sake, that I'm a Mason, Nes 33?. Now, it could also be said...if ya were the paranoid type. That, if I happened to be under orders to find and eradicate conspiracy theorists, a good way to go about doin that might be to fish online forums. Find a target, reel them in and when their own lack of personality is inevitably replaced with anger. Entice them to place themselves infront of ya...a long long way from home. Hmmmm..I wonder just how many people in the world disappear everyday without a trace?.

So, am i to understand, that i'm the only one here who would like a ride on Holly Willoughbys pair?

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:So, am i to understand, that i'm the only one here who would like a ride on Holly Willoughbys pair?

I'll fight you for her.

Nah, of course not Niall...but I think there's more chance that pigs can fly, hell will freeze over or the conspiranator might have a sensibilty attack and wise the smeg up.

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:So, am i to understand, that i'm the only one here who would like a ride on Holly Willoughbys pair?

Didn't know who she was so I had to look her up. Went to her website, clicked on the video highlights, and yup, totally agree, to a point. As long as she doesn't talk, everything would be nice. But the moment she starts to speak, ala Gretchen Carlson of Faux and Fiends, total Limp Bizkit.

not enough curves!
more booty!

she looks like a clockwork pig. a few months of heroin abuse to sharpen up the edges would do her the power of good. mind you, then she would just be fearn cotton. who was recently described as never having knowingly said anything of any interest. nice arse though.

C'mon boys skanky wanky or whatever and DC. you guys need to seriously kiss and make up, or meet up and kick each other to shit, grow up and lets all be friends. I know i started all the arguing with my immature post but c'mon being immature is my job, so just make friends or stop talking to each other.
If you have pressed the Ignore button, why don't you ignore each other?

Just have a joint and tell each other that you love the other and peace will be restored. if marijuana is supposed to make you happy, whats your problem dudes?

Please??

I mean c'mon if you hate each other so much do some happy slapping and video it and post it on here and we can all have a laugh
But the keyboard warrior thing cracked me up, i mean face it neither of you are going to do something about wanting to kill each other, so just stop being nasty to each other, just listen to BOB and every little thing is going to be alright

I know I probably shouldn't respond to this since I'll be labeled the asshole for responding to another unprovoked personal attack, but anyway. Since "being immature is your job" like you said why don't you run along and snuggle up next to Pooh Bear and Piglet. I'm sure they get lonely sitting all alone on your bed all day. Oh, and nice little fluffy message to end your post after starting it with a personal attack. Just listen to Bob while I get ugly with it.

Stanky Danky wrote:I know I probably shouldn't respond to this since I'll be labeled the asshole for responding to another unprovoked personal attack, but anyway. Since "being immature is your job" like you said why don't you run along and snuggle up next to Pooh Bear and Piglet. I'm sure they get lonely sitting all alone on your bed all day. Oh, and nice little fluffy message to end your post after starting it with a personal attack. Just listen to Bob while I get ugly with it.

Wow, you might want to consider turning down the agro a bit. "Skanky Wanky or whatever" may be sarcastic or inciting, but a personal attack, seriously? This one goes both ways - this shit belongs on a playground.

Attacking a self-depreciating comment? Nothing like grasping at straws to stoke the fire a little more, albeit on both sides (see comment above).

Open comment:
Is there a contest or something that people are having to see how many pages or posts they can generate by inciting or provoking the members of this forum? And what's up with all the knee-jerk responses? Sheesh, smoke a joint and get into a chill mood before logging-on, and take a shit somewhere else.

If the level of maturity on this forum is too much for some to handle, may I suggest going to another forum? There's a couple of popular forums that I have heard of, although I can't remember their names, that are a hit with the over-13 crowd.

Sorry Ron just getting a little tired of every other person on the forum taking a little cheap shot at me when I've never said anything to them directly. And yes I do consider being called Skanky Wanky to be a personal attack and not just sarcasm.

Stanky Danky wrote:Sorry Ron just getting a little tired of every other person on the forum taking a little cheap shot at me when I've never said anything to them directly. And yes I do consider being called Skanky Wanky to be a personal attack and not just sarcasm.

Fair enough.

Thank you for the civil response. Now if everyone else would chill out just a little bit more....

MMMMM tasty thread.

I really hope that isn't what I think it is.