420 trip hestia, combined
Posted: Mon 21st Jun 2010 12:22 am
Hi everyone, this is L. I decided to go in and make this neater for Hestia. Here is everything about the trip posted to date. the new entry is toward the bottom
Amsterdam 2010, 420 Cup
Day 1
After 6 months of planning, printing, drawing and dreaming....finally, finally, finally! It's time to be off to Amsterdam. 16 whole days, from April 15 to May 1st, I am so looking forward to it.
I'm going to make not only 420 but also Queens Day! My bag is packed with posters, maps and name tags for the 420 Cup. It's been a lot of work and thought for a lot of people. I think it's going to turn out fantastic! Most likely there will be 45 - 50 people show up, "Good Lord willin' an'the crick don't rise". I mean, what could go wrong now? Everything has been thought out, we have taken care of it as best as possible, and a monster party is going to happen. Let's Go, Go, Go! I woke up to sunny skies an fine weather. The TV Forecaster says it will be 80F and clear skies by take off time.
Something tells me I've been a bit of a pain in the Ass lately, L has made sure I'm at the airport in plenty of time to make the flight. Three hours early! As a matter of fact, well I can't say that I blame him, all the dear man has heard for the last 6 months is 420 this and 420 that . I'd be dropping me off early too! Like a week or two. Yes, I can be a real rectal cramp. So I wait impatiently for the call to board the first leg of the journey, Detroit Michigan to pick up my international flight to Amsterdam. It is uneventful except for sitting next to a woman with very frazzled hair and a very young unhappy baby. Oh, well, it's just for a few hours, then we'll part. Besides she's just a nice woman trying to get back home from a visit to family.
We landed in Detroit on schedule and I picked p my next plane right on time, cool. Cooler still is that on the long haul the seat next to me is empty, so I have some room to stretch out and rest. Also--the movie Avatar is available on the in-flight movies. I have wanted to see it, I just haven't had the time. Now I do, 9 hours worth of free time. It was a good movie, unlike airline food which I didn't like. So I take a nap for a while. When I woke up I looked at my watch and the in-flight map and realized that we were running a bit late. Oh, well, we'll be there soon enough. I'm just excited is all. 9:30 or 10:30, what's the big deal?
Then the strangest thing happens! The pilot comes over the intercom and said that the reason we were running late is that there had been a volcano in Iceland erupt and the plane had to fly around the edge of the dust cloud! A volcano, where in the hell did that come from? Oh, well! I'm not going to worry about this! Iceland is over a thousand miles away from Amsterdam so what could possibly go wrong?
Hot damn! We were getting ready to touch down. Amsterdam 420 and Queens day, here I come! History is about to be made, stoner style. As soon as the plane door opened I had my carry on and I was moving out double quick. Amsterdam! One of my most favorite places in the whole world. I galloped from customs to the ticket counter, got my train ticket to Central Station and loaded up for the short ride that seemed to last forever.
Then all of a sudden the train comes to a stop. I got off quickly and found myself moving through Central Station, out the main entrance and into Amsterdam. The smell, the buildings the ambiance that is Amsterdam all hit me. The first thing on my agenda was to find my room and drop off my bag, settle in a bit and see what's going on. My room is right about the Greenhouse Lounge with a nice Israeli lady. She is a very nice woman, but I am afraid I found the room a bit of a disappointment (that's the only thing I am going to say about it)
But on the other hand, the location is great. Also you can smoke or whatever you want to do, she's very cool with it all. I have my own keys and my landlady makes me fresh coffee and sets up my Internet for me every morning. She also loaded me up with gifts to take back home with me. So all in all I'm cool with it. So after getting settled in my room I go downstairs to my landlady's private apt and bless her heart she hands me a huge doobie all ready rolled up waiting. After that she lights up a pipe of excellent Netherlands hash. Buzz, Buzz, super buzz a super good welcome. Thanks!
I tell her about the 420 to do. She says that she hopes that the Volcano doesn't mess up the 420 for me and we just laugh it off, ha, ha ha. But now I've heard that they're shutting down the airport because of the dust cloud. I'm pretty sure it's nothing to be concerned about. After all, it's just a cloud! I'm carrying 20 LB of 420 paper goods, nothing can stop us now.
OOPS, it's already after 11:00! I need to hit the streets and speak with the chosen coffee shops about the 420 Cup parties and judging. 1st stop HGF. I get a gram of am haze. fair weed. They are happy to have the 420 party and have a good supply of weed. Lot's of people are talking about the volcano in worried tones. That this is the first time the airport has been closed since 9/11 !!
2nd stop it the Green Place. A good coffee ship, with a nice bud tender who is happy to have the 420 crowd show up, no problem. And the weed is excellent I buy 1 gram train wreck & 1 gram of blue cheese. Both were fine buds. The blue cheese has an awesome sweet taste and a wonderful high. The train wreck was also excellent, a fine example of a quality smoke. After a 2 pipe smoke up and a hot chocolate, I'm off to my next coffee shop. 3rd stop Basjoes, one of my all time favorite shops.
As I walk in the door, James is standing behind the bar. As he looks up and sees me standing there a big smile comes onto his face. He steps out, we hug and then we kiss, Amsterdam style. It's so good to be back!
I order a coffee and grab a seat at the bar. When James brings me my drink, he sets up 2 big and different buds in front of me and says "smoke these up". So I did, I mind quite well . Holy Shit! King James special and LA Conn. 2 most excellent weeds. I buy a gram of LA con and one of Basjoes special, which is always a good choice.
While I was there who do I meet but Island Girl, Blueberry & Dirty Uncle Ron. All super nice people. Blueberry and Island Girl and just beautiful women inside and out, kind funny & sweet. They are total awesome smokers. They made me feel like a total amateur in comparison., I kid you not! After introductions, hugs & handshakes we grab the big table by the bar and here comes SoulRider. It's so good to see him again. he grabs a seat and we all get to rolling' an smoking' an terminating' too, after around an hr. Or so Dirty Uncle Ron has to leave , to reach Central Station in time to catch a train home to Germany. We then proceeded to part 2 of a massive T. buzz. After this we hit the road to get some air and head towards Amnesia coffee shop and get milk shakes, mine was chocolate. They were very good, but 4 Euros apiece! I think Island Girl got some super silver haze here. After this we all parted for a bit and met later at Popeye's. Wile here I'm laughing my ass off at Island Girl and her bike riding experience with blueberry. Maybe she needs to rethink and stay on foot or tram. Because she certainly doesn't seem to be able to stay on the bike. While we were here, I bought a gram of pink cush. It was OK, but not as good as I had hoped. Also pricey at 14 Euros a gram. This is were Island Girl got online and made the starting report.
Then we were all starving so it's off to burger bar. Excellent food -burgers and pomme frittes. My favorite, yum, yum. We all hand back happy plates (empty). Next we all cross the street to the 420 to let them know that we would be there again for the 420 this year. They are very cool with it. I just love this coffee shop, they are very welcoming. I bought a gram of blueberry here. It could have been better but very smokable and only 8 Euros a gram.
Then onto Hunters coffee shop. By this time, its just me and Island Girl. Blueberry had to leave and meet some friends. This is a nice friendly shop. I bought a gram of dark star. Pretty good weed. Island bought a shit load of stuff.. also We got free drinks here, I don't know if it was because of the amount of weed & hash bought or because the Australian bud tender was smitten with island girl. He just kept grinning at island girl the whole time we were there. How cute. They are also cool with the 420 showing up...go figure.
Well its been a long day and evening. I'm buzzed and bushed, so we all make our way back to our separate crashes to sleep and rest up for tomorrow. Stopped an got some munchies on my way back to my room. Opened the door, puffed up all those damn stairs to my room. Dropped off my goodies & went out to use the bathroom. By now, I'm doing the pee-pee dance gallop, knees pressed together down the hall & run into an Italian man, Alberto. Tall ,dark and no English. He rents long term here. He smiles, takes my hand and says something in Italian that sounds as warm and sugary as maple syrup. Unfortunately I don't speak Italian. I tried to respond with class. Yeah! wrong ! wheeze, slobber and stagger away dancing like an idiot. I've got to go.!!!! Turning toward the bathroom I then ran smack dab into two young Spanish men, Miguel & Jose, cooking something that smelled wonderful in the kitchen. They smiled and asked if I wanted to have dinner with them. They are renting the room next to me. They're all just super sweet, but if they don't move right this moment, I'm going to wet us all down.!!! Although I know this is Amsterdam and people are open to most things, I am not ready to give them an accidental free golden shower. They get the hint and get out of the way. I think that I scared them. Sorry guys!
YES,YES,YES what heaven, what joy. what bliss. And two ply toilet paper soft and cushy to boot.!!! After coming back out I apologize for trampling everyone and passed on their very kind offer for dinner. I had already scored chocolate. Yum. Then I shuffled and grunted my way back to my room, turned on the TV, loaded up a pipe of train wreck from the green place. Ripped open the chocolate with my teeth, gorged myself to semi-nausia. Lit up my pipe and sat in the front window right on the haarlemstraaat and watched live roll by down below me, then I put on Jammies, pulled the curtains and went to the land of nod.
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Day 2, April 16, Friday
I wake up about 7:00. I'm an early riser, comes from being raised on a farm. You have to get up early to milk them chickens and slop them cows, ya know. Slept pretty well, a bit noisy, but after all I am staying just over the Greenhouse lounge so what else should I expect. No fighting or scrapping, just singing and laughing a lot. I don't mind. It just sounds like young life. Anyway, now it's morning and Holy Crap. I need a hot shower in the worst way. I mean that seriously. I've been up and about roughly 36 hr. without benefit of soap and water and I smell like it.
So, after de-stinking myself, a big cup of hot coffee. I know this sounds terrible, but I brought my own coffee with me. Tasters Choice instant. Yes I am a total caffeine savage. But what can I say? I like my coffee sweet, hot and way way easy. Sounds like an ex-husband of mine.
Back to my room to drink my first caffeine of the day and load up a pipe of Basjoe's special. Oh, yeah, that's the ticked! Just what I needed. One more cuppa joe, finish my pipe, dress and start moving toward the stairs.
On my way out, I run into two more young men, from Sweden initially. They live in an apartment on the 4th floor. Damn, Y, what are you running here, a freakin' men's club? I go down the stairs to Y's apt on the 2nd floor and have my 3rd cup of coffee Amsterdam style, and use the computer for a little bit. I ask her about all the men, she just cackled loudly and lit a joint.
Well it seems that bitch of a volcano is still spewing out smoke and ash. The airports all over Europe are shutting down until it stops. I'm terribly afraid this will negatively affect the 420 gathering. I hope not, but it's not looking good. I feel a chill in my heart. But there's still time, let's hope for the best.
After a pleasant visit with the landlady, I'm out the door, headed towards Picasso's coffee shop for my first stop. There it is, and open too. I slide up the bud bar and ask the bud tender what weed was good for traveling and what about the free breakfast mentioned in the window. Here's the deal. if you buy 12.5 Euros of weed you get an Amsterdam style of breakfast...bread, cheese, sausage a drink. Not bad. So I got 1.60 grams of poison. Not a bad smoke at all. pretty buds! It put a hop in my step and a buzz in my head. So all in all it worked out pretty good. As I left I told the bud tender I would seem him in the morning as I was staying close by. I like to give people a warning.
It's a beautiful sunny morning , clear blue skies, no wind and the crowds are already starting to move and flow in that particular Amsterdam way. Bikes everywhere weaving and rolling along, just lovely. Standing on a canal bridge I pull out my trusty ACD map and start making my way toward the Jordaan and the paradox coffee shop. Now, I've been to the paradox a couple of times and always have a bitch of a time finding it. So this time I go the Black Star coffee shop first.
Now this shop is easily found being on a busy street, So I boogie in the door and ask the nice bud tender, a Jamaican dude smoking a blunt and ask him where the paradox is. He tells me how to get there the easy way, across the street and down the alley. I had no problem finding it then. But first, while at the Black Star, I bought a gram of their Guiana weed, super cheap 5 Euro a gram. I had read that this was a good weed from the ACD reports. I had wanted to try some. I was pleasantly surprised. A good smoke, especially for the price, a heavy creeping buzz, nice.
So after this I floated out the door, across the road, down the side street and there it was the Paradox coffee shop. A sweet neighborly shop, mostly locals with a few tourists like me. A very nice bud tender, very willing to help, very informative and pleased as punch with the 420 coming to party. But like everyone else he is wondering and worrying about the volcano cloud. Still hoping for the best.
One of the cool things about the Paradox is that they sell 5 Euro bags, so you don't have to break the bank to try a lot of different weeds. I think that this is an excellent idea. I tried an AM Haze, and some Jamaican. Also a hot chocolate. And all 3 were pretty good. A fine shop, I will certainly visit again.
After a nice visit I asked the bud tender what time it is and find it's already 11:00. Yikes! I need to be headed to the Leidesplein to find out about the St. Nicholas boat trip. I get there and Shit fire, they are closed due to some bad press online. Someone said they charged for their rides so the city took them to court, again!. So they're closed until the mess is cleared up, again!.. Well no canal trip this time. This so sucks! While I was in liedsplean quare I went by Dolphins coffee shop and picked up a gr. Of the white dolphin weed 10 Euros, I think ? a excellent smoke, bit harsh but a massively good high, just right for my walk back to meet the others.
Well, on towards Popeye's to meat up with Blueberry, Island girl and pal. Out the door stagger to the left and off I go again. It's such a pleasure to walk along the canals in the Jordaan. Such a pretty place. Trees and flowers blooming in small riots of colors. Dark red bricks and white window sills. charming! Ah, here's Popeye's. I go in and see I'm the first one there. Go up to the bud tender, buy a gram of Jack Herrner and a cup of coffee. Not a bad smoke a bit dry and crumbly but a fair buzz. I grab the big table in front, plunk myself down, pull out my pipe and get lit up again while waiting for the others to show. Also sitting at the big table, back in the corner all by herself is a young lady from Canada, stranded by the cloud. So we chat and buzz awhile .Poor baby!
Around 2:00 Blueberry , Island Girl and pal show up, have a seat at the table and proceed to start rolling up joints, I'm not sure what kind. I lost track . Before we got very far along in our efforts the owner comes over with a big hookah pipe loaded to the rim with sweet cannabis and invites us all to smoke up. The first one to take a pull on the hookah is blueberry. She hits it like Mike Tyson, then hacks up a lung, turning a remarkable shade of pink. Easy there BIB. The hookah may makah you pukah. The next person to try is me, of course. Well now, I hit that big puppy just as gentle as a cream puff and didn't cough a lick. TA DA! But he real reason I didn't' hit it big is simple . my old lungs don't expand that far any more.!!! But a good time was had by all and a Buzz was achieved
Now, as I had mentioned earlier, there was a young, stranded girl sitting with our group. Blueberry got to talking to her and offered to help her find a safe room at the bike shop/hotel where she rented her bike. She had had business with the nice people there before. Blueberry even got on her bike, rode over there and made sure there was a room. What a nice thing to do.
Well, time to go, so we all go over to the 420-De Kuu. We get drinks and a table in back. I got some silver haze a cold drink Miss. was recognized.!!! She's a star !!!with her vids & web page Wow! She was even given some free Blueberry weed to acknowledge her weed queen status, how cool. The 420 is also very pleased to be in another new video taped by Blueberry, of course. .
Now I was starving. Island Girl and me both, Blueberry had already eaten. On our way over to the Green peace Coffee shop, Island Girl and I stopped in an Argentine steak house and had dinner. The food was fine, but really, 4.5 Euros for a pop? And then paying for ketchup? Give me a break! I just ordered a whole dinner and you want me to pay for a condiment? Oh well, I need to get over myself, eat and move on.
Next stop Greenhouse. A lovely shop, I consistently get good service there. They have a clean bathroom and excellent weed without fail Island Girl went wild here and loaded up on multiple grams, lot's of Euros. I can't blame her, the smoke here is wonderful. The Blueberry cheese in particular is superb, sweet to the throat and kind to the lungs. And will kick you in the Ass. It's not a very often when I just stop what I'm doing and say "damn, I'm high" and really mean it. Island Girl was of the same opinion of the Blueberry cheese, she too was blasted we were both slashed when we left. Had to get to Basjoe's, more party to happen there. At Cisco's T & T.
It's a pretty walk, a little chilly, but I'm so buzzed I wouldn't care if it was snowing or even if a volcanic cloud was overhead. Yeah, right!
We walk in the door and are greeted by Soulrider already in the main booth/table. And by James of course, standing behind the bar and smiling his gentle sweet stoned smile. And so the party commences. But where are Cisco and Blueberry? You guys are missing one hell of a stone out.. Joints are going around in a maddeningly fast rate. It's almost impossible to keep up. And then a joint of Jack Henner with Terminator was pass around and around, then another round and round again. I'm so sorry but I cant quite remember who all as there that night, but I believe that we were all just racked up, I know I was. It was great! Well it's getting kind of late for an old broad like me. so I'm ready to head back to my digs , Brrrr! It's freakin' cold out tonight ( I'm not used to the cold anymore).
Stop at a little shop on my way to buy a coke lite an munches of some kind. Then hit the door of my crib and puff up the stairs from hell. There isn't any landing to stop and catch your breath until the 3rd floor. Yips! These steps would make a mountain goat wheeze!
Make it to my room, drop off my goodies and go to the kitchen for a glass of ice for the coke light. Say hi to the conga line of boys in the hallway, put some stuff in the fridge and wash up a bit.
Saunter back to the room, turn-on the tube, put on jammies, turn down the bed ,fluff up the pillows and load up a pipe with some la con. from Basjoe's Get comfy & warm. Have a few tokes, drink my glass of pop , turn off the lamp, then fast to sleep. Good night.
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Day 3, April 17, Saturday
My eyes creak open about 7:00 or so. I roll over look out the window and see a fresh blue sky smiling at me. I just love the early morning in Amsterdam. Streets still damp from the overnight dews. Shopkeepers opening their doors and calling morning greetings to each other. The sound of the first morning bikes jingling along. Click, click, click strong quick and sure, the sound of heels, women, the Dutch Girl walk.
First impressions of the day, now to explore further. Up and to the kitchen to get my first pot of coffee, American style. Gulp, burn, Gulp, burn. Put it down Hestia, give it a chance to cool. So hot shower & hair all done, now the coffee si cool enough to drink. Gulp, aaa, Gulp, aaa.
Back to my room, dress for the day, pour another cup of coffee and load a pipe of Picasso's poison to start my motor running and so on. Well, I've fiddled and farted along as much as I can. I might as well turn on the TV to the news to see what is happening with the Ash cloud and the airport. Horrible news. It seems that everything air wise is shut down. Better yet, they will be shut down for several days in the future. So, so there it is, spelled out in ashy letters, the 420 is busted.
I actually feel my heart lurch in my chest, missing a partial beat and my vision grayed around the edges before coming back to normal. So I just sit, still and quietly, just for a bit, letting my mind go blank, trying desperately for a moment not to lose control... After all, tears don't really help at all.... No they don't not at all.... My face is wet. I said I wouldn't.....
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Day 3, April 17, Saturday, contd.
OK, I'm back. It's all right now, I'm better.
Life goes on, besides, I'm having a super time. Called and talked to L. He helped soothe my bruised psyche as always. Come on, I'm in Amsterdam. The sun is shining, the weed is top notch, most of all the people I'm with IG & BB and everyone else who's been fortunate enough to make it are the most awesome bunch of people I think I've ever met.
Sure the whole volcano thing sucks total hind tit... but there ain't a thing I can to about it except get out there and party my ass off...So I take off my watch and throw it in my dresser drawer. From now on time doesn't matter. I'll follow the sun and my own inner clock.
And no more makeup either. I've been wearing this stuff on my face for 4 days now and my face is hurting me.
NO, I don't usually wear makeup, what you see is what you get
. So now I have a freshly washed and creamed face. My hair is pulled back clean and comfy. Now that's better. I guess I'd better admit that vanity raised her well coifed head and tried to make me something I'm not. Well, I've done quit that shit. I've gown used to the way I look...I look like me. L was confused by my need to change myself, but as usual he tried to be supportive, even when he doesn't understand. Bless his heart. But he was right when he said" I like your face, always have, always will" Love him. Good man, my man.
So on with my coat, grab my gear and out the door and down the steps. I'll skip Internet and coffee this morning with Y. I'll make it up to her later. For now, I need to be gone from here and running free. So now it's me, tock, tock, tock. doing the Dutch girl walk it's my heals clicking on the sidewalk,...for about 3 blocks until I see Picasso's coffee shop and besides that I'm starting to wheeze....
I think I'll go back to the Florida girl shuffle.
So into Picasso's, my favorite weed and feed. UP to the counter, say good morning to the bud tender. And ask what's good today. He says the amnesia haze is top drawer. 1.4 grams + breakfast for 12.50 Euros. Very nice weed easy on the thoat, quite hazy and a good long buzz. I said to the bud tender to please just give me one slice of bread , cheese, sausage and coffee and keep the rest. Don't waste it. He was happy to oblige. He even gave me a free water to take with me. I love sitting in their big front window and watching the traffic flow by. An excellent way to start the day.
But now it's time to go, the sun is calling me and I'm answering back. I do a little shopping for some take home gifts then go to the 420 dekul for a cup of lady earl grey and a gram of blueberry with a lovely clean bong. Another marvelous shop, excellent service, good weed and a comfortable decor and decent music, especially for an old head like me. Last but not least, you can get to the lady's rest room without having to become a spelunker (caver). The blueberry was a bit dry today, but the stone was good. So I'm a happy camper. Truly a nice way to spend an hour ago.
Well it's time to shove off and go to Dutch Flowers to meet IG & BB. I've always liked Dutch Flowers. It's one of the best places in town in my opinion to people watch. Especially in good weather. The outdoor seating is superb. Although I've never been overly impressed with their weed. Don't get me wrong. It's OK, just not spectacular. But because I got their a bit early and went inside to get a cold pop, I took a look at their menu and much to my surprise
, they had Silver Pearl, another weed I'd been wanting to try. 1 gram please! Nice tight buds with a good smell. I think I only paid 8-9 Euros for it.
So outside, grab a table, and load a pipe with the Silver Pearl. This was a really good clear high, it matched perfectly with the surroundings. At the table next to me is a middle aged Englishman who was stranded in Amsterdam because of the ash cloud and had decided all resistance was futile, so kick back , light up and enjoy the day. He pointed out something interesting to me, there were no airplane contrails in the sky. As a matter of fact the skies over Amsterdam and most of Europe were clear of most such things for the first time in years. How weird is that?
It was true. The sky was like a fresh washed delft blue sheet, in the air there was a feeling of expectation about what the future might bring.
At about this time I see BB coming over the bridge on her bicycle.
I ask her where she was last night. She said she had had a headache, so she had gone back to the apartment and taken some Tylenol. But she messed up and took Tylenol PM instead. So she laid down and totally crashed out. But today she feels top dollar and ready to go. So she parks and locks the bike, goes inside Dutch Flowers and gets a drink. Comes back out, gets comfy outside and takes a hit on the silver pearl. She seems to like it OK too. So we sit and visit for a spell, watching the crowds go by, until we see IG moseying along at her own pace, just doing her own thing.
That's IG all right.
After getting a drink and sitting down with us. She tells us she's had a most lovely walk through the joordan, just walking along listening to her music having an Amsterdam interlude. After everyone gets settled, IG or BB trolled up a silver Pearl joint and we just enjoyed the nice buzz for a while. Afterwards IG and I walked over to the tram so we could go to the Albert Coop market. BB was going ahead on her bike and would meet us there. A nice quick easy trip and we were there.
The Albert Coop is a great place to go. IG bough a really nice brown leather purse that matched her boots and coat perfectly I think she just paid 25 Euros for the purse, not a bad deal. BB and I stopped and the candy, dried fruit stand and got some goodies.
Dried sweet strawberries and milk chocolate.yum,yum!
Then we went to the Katzu coffee shop. I like this shop even though they have pre weighted bags. I believe we all got the Black Widow. It was in 20 Euro per bag. We got drinks and sat at the big front window table and copped a huge buzz. Me likey Black Widow, yes indeedey
. A super heavy stone, accompanied by munchies.in a big way!
So we went back to the market and bought fresh made steubenwaffles for 1 Euro each. These are sooo good! Hot sweet & sticky, a real must have. Afterwards IG & I were still hungry, so we stopped a a booth and got Chicken Sate with peanut sauce, another excellent choice, good stuff, and that's just what I did...., stuff it in.!
After all the shopping, smoking and munchies, we decided to take the tram back to the central dam area. But before we got there I grabbed IG and we got off at the diamond exchange in the red light district & I showed her the back way to Basjoes coffee shop. BB met us there and we all went in and sat down at the main table. got ourselfs some drinks and smoked some bas special and la con .James as always was a super host!
After about an hour we all staggered out and headed to the Ness. When we got to the Ness it was hopping' and right in the middle of it all was "the man" DC. All smiles and Amsterdam kisses times 3. What a sweetie he is a wonderful host par excellence. But if you don't look out, he will get you so high that you're oozing off the chair.!!!
There were so many vapo bags going around it looked like the macies thanksgiving day parade...baloons everywhere and joints, and joints with hash, isolator, terminator, etc. It seemed like a never ending cloud of joy. We all had a super time, what we can remember of it that is.! Finally, at about 11:00 I was totally happily stoned. But getting so tired I decided it was about time for me to be getting along to my bed. So IG, Lamps & I left out of the Ness bidding good night to my fellow stoners. I wrapped my scarf around my neck, tucked my Greek fisherman cap down on my head and wandered home. In the door, I puff and cuss my way upstairs to my room, take off my hat and coat and shoes . My poor feet are sooo tired . So I rub my feet for a bit ,put on PJ's , get a cold drink from the kitchen. Use the bathroom...no men running around tonight to terrorize. Go back to my room, load a pipe with Basjoes' special, get into bed. Drink some of my drink, take a couple of hits from the pipe and I'm sound asleep in 30 seconds or less.
Amsterdam 2010, 420 Cup
Day 1
After 6 months of planning, printing, drawing and dreaming....finally, finally, finally! It's time to be off to Amsterdam. 16 whole days, from April 15 to May 1st, I am so looking forward to it.
I'm going to make not only 420 but also Queens Day! My bag is packed with posters, maps and name tags for the 420 Cup. It's been a lot of work and thought for a lot of people. I think it's going to turn out fantastic! Most likely there will be 45 - 50 people show up, "Good Lord willin' an'the crick don't rise". I mean, what could go wrong now? Everything has been thought out, we have taken care of it as best as possible, and a monster party is going to happen. Let's Go, Go, Go! I woke up to sunny skies an fine weather. The TV Forecaster says it will be 80F and clear skies by take off time.
Something tells me I've been a bit of a pain in the Ass lately, L has made sure I'm at the airport in plenty of time to make the flight. Three hours early! As a matter of fact, well I can't say that I blame him, all the dear man has heard for the last 6 months is 420 this and 420 that . I'd be dropping me off early too! Like a week or two. Yes, I can be a real rectal cramp. So I wait impatiently for the call to board the first leg of the journey, Detroit Michigan to pick up my international flight to Amsterdam. It is uneventful except for sitting next to a woman with very frazzled hair and a very young unhappy baby. Oh, well, it's just for a few hours, then we'll part. Besides she's just a nice woman trying to get back home from a visit to family.
We landed in Detroit on schedule and I picked p my next plane right on time, cool. Cooler still is that on the long haul the seat next to me is empty, so I have some room to stretch out and rest. Also--the movie Avatar is available on the in-flight movies. I have wanted to see it, I just haven't had the time. Now I do, 9 hours worth of free time. It was a good movie, unlike airline food which I didn't like. So I take a nap for a while. When I woke up I looked at my watch and the in-flight map and realized that we were running a bit late. Oh, well, we'll be there soon enough. I'm just excited is all. 9:30 or 10:30, what's the big deal?
Then the strangest thing happens! The pilot comes over the intercom and said that the reason we were running late is that there had been a volcano in Iceland erupt and the plane had to fly around the edge of the dust cloud! A volcano, where in the hell did that come from? Oh, well! I'm not going to worry about this! Iceland is over a thousand miles away from Amsterdam so what could possibly go wrong?
Hot damn! We were getting ready to touch down. Amsterdam 420 and Queens day, here I come! History is about to be made, stoner style. As soon as the plane door opened I had my carry on and I was moving out double quick. Amsterdam! One of my most favorite places in the whole world. I galloped from customs to the ticket counter, got my train ticket to Central Station and loaded up for the short ride that seemed to last forever.
Then all of a sudden the train comes to a stop. I got off quickly and found myself moving through Central Station, out the main entrance and into Amsterdam. The smell, the buildings the ambiance that is Amsterdam all hit me. The first thing on my agenda was to find my room and drop off my bag, settle in a bit and see what's going on. My room is right about the Greenhouse Lounge with a nice Israeli lady. She is a very nice woman, but I am afraid I found the room a bit of a disappointment (that's the only thing I am going to say about it)
But on the other hand, the location is great. Also you can smoke or whatever you want to do, she's very cool with it all. I have my own keys and my landlady makes me fresh coffee and sets up my Internet for me every morning. She also loaded me up with gifts to take back home with me. So all in all I'm cool with it. So after getting settled in my room I go downstairs to my landlady's private apt and bless her heart she hands me a huge doobie all ready rolled up waiting. After that she lights up a pipe of excellent Netherlands hash. Buzz, Buzz, super buzz a super good welcome. Thanks!
I tell her about the 420 to do. She says that she hopes that the Volcano doesn't mess up the 420 for me and we just laugh it off, ha, ha ha. But now I've heard that they're shutting down the airport because of the dust cloud. I'm pretty sure it's nothing to be concerned about. After all, it's just a cloud! I'm carrying 20 LB of 420 paper goods, nothing can stop us now.
OOPS, it's already after 11:00! I need to hit the streets and speak with the chosen coffee shops about the 420 Cup parties and judging. 1st stop HGF. I get a gram of am haze. fair weed. They are happy to have the 420 party and have a good supply of weed. Lot's of people are talking about the volcano in worried tones. That this is the first time the airport has been closed since 9/11 !!
2nd stop it the Green Place. A good coffee ship, with a nice bud tender who is happy to have the 420 crowd show up, no problem. And the weed is excellent I buy 1 gram train wreck & 1 gram of blue cheese. Both were fine buds. The blue cheese has an awesome sweet taste and a wonderful high. The train wreck was also excellent, a fine example of a quality smoke. After a 2 pipe smoke up and a hot chocolate, I'm off to my next coffee shop. 3rd stop Basjoes, one of my all time favorite shops.
As I walk in the door, James is standing behind the bar. As he looks up and sees me standing there a big smile comes onto his face. He steps out, we hug and then we kiss, Amsterdam style. It's so good to be back!
I order a coffee and grab a seat at the bar. When James brings me my drink, he sets up 2 big and different buds in front of me and says "smoke these up". So I did, I mind quite well . Holy Shit! King James special and LA Conn. 2 most excellent weeds. I buy a gram of LA con and one of Basjoes special, which is always a good choice.
While I was there who do I meet but Island Girl, Blueberry & Dirty Uncle Ron. All super nice people. Blueberry and Island Girl and just beautiful women inside and out, kind funny & sweet. They are total awesome smokers. They made me feel like a total amateur in comparison., I kid you not! After introductions, hugs & handshakes we grab the big table by the bar and here comes SoulRider. It's so good to see him again. he grabs a seat and we all get to rolling' an smoking' an terminating' too, after around an hr. Or so Dirty Uncle Ron has to leave , to reach Central Station in time to catch a train home to Germany. We then proceeded to part 2 of a massive T. buzz. After this we hit the road to get some air and head towards Amnesia coffee shop and get milk shakes, mine was chocolate. They were very good, but 4 Euros apiece! I think Island Girl got some super silver haze here. After this we all parted for a bit and met later at Popeye's. Wile here I'm laughing my ass off at Island Girl and her bike riding experience with blueberry. Maybe she needs to rethink and stay on foot or tram. Because she certainly doesn't seem to be able to stay on the bike. While we were here, I bought a gram of pink cush. It was OK, but not as good as I had hoped. Also pricey at 14 Euros a gram. This is were Island Girl got online and made the starting report.
Then we were all starving so it's off to burger bar. Excellent food -burgers and pomme frittes. My favorite, yum, yum. We all hand back happy plates (empty). Next we all cross the street to the 420 to let them know that we would be there again for the 420 this year. They are very cool with it. I just love this coffee shop, they are very welcoming. I bought a gram of blueberry here. It could have been better but very smokable and only 8 Euros a gram.
Then onto Hunters coffee shop. By this time, its just me and Island Girl. Blueberry had to leave and meet some friends. This is a nice friendly shop. I bought a gram of dark star. Pretty good weed. Island bought a shit load of stuff.. also We got free drinks here, I don't know if it was because of the amount of weed & hash bought or because the Australian bud tender was smitten with island girl. He just kept grinning at island girl the whole time we were there. How cute. They are also cool with the 420 showing up...go figure.
Well its been a long day and evening. I'm buzzed and bushed, so we all make our way back to our separate crashes to sleep and rest up for tomorrow. Stopped an got some munchies on my way back to my room. Opened the door, puffed up all those damn stairs to my room. Dropped off my goodies & went out to use the bathroom. By now, I'm doing the pee-pee dance gallop, knees pressed together down the hall & run into an Italian man, Alberto. Tall ,dark and no English. He rents long term here. He smiles, takes my hand and says something in Italian that sounds as warm and sugary as maple syrup. Unfortunately I don't speak Italian. I tried to respond with class. Yeah! wrong ! wheeze, slobber and stagger away dancing like an idiot. I've got to go.!!!! Turning toward the bathroom I then ran smack dab into two young Spanish men, Miguel & Jose, cooking something that smelled wonderful in the kitchen. They smiled and asked if I wanted to have dinner with them. They are renting the room next to me. They're all just super sweet, but if they don't move right this moment, I'm going to wet us all down.!!! Although I know this is Amsterdam and people are open to most things, I am not ready to give them an accidental free golden shower. They get the hint and get out of the way. I think that I scared them. Sorry guys!
YES,YES,YES what heaven, what joy. what bliss. And two ply toilet paper soft and cushy to boot.!!! After coming back out I apologize for trampling everyone and passed on their very kind offer for dinner. I had already scored chocolate. Yum. Then I shuffled and grunted my way back to my room, turned on the TV, loaded up a pipe of train wreck from the green place. Ripped open the chocolate with my teeth, gorged myself to semi-nausia. Lit up my pipe and sat in the front window right on the haarlemstraaat and watched live roll by down below me, then I put on Jammies, pulled the curtains and went to the land of nod.
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Day 2, April 16, Friday
I wake up about 7:00. I'm an early riser, comes from being raised on a farm. You have to get up early to milk them chickens and slop them cows, ya know. Slept pretty well, a bit noisy, but after all I am staying just over the Greenhouse lounge so what else should I expect. No fighting or scrapping, just singing and laughing a lot. I don't mind. It just sounds like young life. Anyway, now it's morning and Holy Crap. I need a hot shower in the worst way. I mean that seriously. I've been up and about roughly 36 hr. without benefit of soap and water and I smell like it.
So, after de-stinking myself, a big cup of hot coffee. I know this sounds terrible, but I brought my own coffee with me. Tasters Choice instant. Yes I am a total caffeine savage. But what can I say? I like my coffee sweet, hot and way way easy. Sounds like an ex-husband of mine.
Back to my room to drink my first caffeine of the day and load up a pipe of Basjoe's special. Oh, yeah, that's the ticked! Just what I needed. One more cuppa joe, finish my pipe, dress and start moving toward the stairs.
On my way out, I run into two more young men, from Sweden initially. They live in an apartment on the 4th floor. Damn, Y, what are you running here, a freakin' men's club? I go down the stairs to Y's apt on the 2nd floor and have my 3rd cup of coffee Amsterdam style, and use the computer for a little bit. I ask her about all the men, she just cackled loudly and lit a joint.
Well it seems that bitch of a volcano is still spewing out smoke and ash. The airports all over Europe are shutting down until it stops. I'm terribly afraid this will negatively affect the 420 gathering. I hope not, but it's not looking good. I feel a chill in my heart. But there's still time, let's hope for the best.
After a pleasant visit with the landlady, I'm out the door, headed towards Picasso's coffee shop for my first stop. There it is, and open too. I slide up the bud bar and ask the bud tender what weed was good for traveling and what about the free breakfast mentioned in the window. Here's the deal. if you buy 12.5 Euros of weed you get an Amsterdam style of breakfast...bread, cheese, sausage a drink. Not bad. So I got 1.60 grams of poison. Not a bad smoke at all. pretty buds! It put a hop in my step and a buzz in my head. So all in all it worked out pretty good. As I left I told the bud tender I would seem him in the morning as I was staying close by. I like to give people a warning.
It's a beautiful sunny morning , clear blue skies, no wind and the crowds are already starting to move and flow in that particular Amsterdam way. Bikes everywhere weaving and rolling along, just lovely. Standing on a canal bridge I pull out my trusty ACD map and start making my way toward the Jordaan and the paradox coffee shop. Now, I've been to the paradox a couple of times and always have a bitch of a time finding it. So this time I go the Black Star coffee shop first.
Now this shop is easily found being on a busy street, So I boogie in the door and ask the nice bud tender, a Jamaican dude smoking a blunt and ask him where the paradox is. He tells me how to get there the easy way, across the street and down the alley. I had no problem finding it then. But first, while at the Black Star, I bought a gram of their Guiana weed, super cheap 5 Euro a gram. I had read that this was a good weed from the ACD reports. I had wanted to try some. I was pleasantly surprised. A good smoke, especially for the price, a heavy creeping buzz, nice.
So after this I floated out the door, across the road, down the side street and there it was the Paradox coffee shop. A sweet neighborly shop, mostly locals with a few tourists like me. A very nice bud tender, very willing to help, very informative and pleased as punch with the 420 coming to party. But like everyone else he is wondering and worrying about the volcano cloud. Still hoping for the best.
One of the cool things about the Paradox is that they sell 5 Euro bags, so you don't have to break the bank to try a lot of different weeds. I think that this is an excellent idea. I tried an AM Haze, and some Jamaican. Also a hot chocolate. And all 3 were pretty good. A fine shop, I will certainly visit again.
After a nice visit I asked the bud tender what time it is and find it's already 11:00. Yikes! I need to be headed to the Leidesplein to find out about the St. Nicholas boat trip. I get there and Shit fire, they are closed due to some bad press online. Someone said they charged for their rides so the city took them to court, again!. So they're closed until the mess is cleared up, again!.. Well no canal trip this time. This so sucks! While I was in liedsplean quare I went by Dolphins coffee shop and picked up a gr. Of the white dolphin weed 10 Euros, I think ? a excellent smoke, bit harsh but a massively good high, just right for my walk back to meet the others.
Well, on towards Popeye's to meat up with Blueberry, Island girl and pal. Out the door stagger to the left and off I go again. It's such a pleasure to walk along the canals in the Jordaan. Such a pretty place. Trees and flowers blooming in small riots of colors. Dark red bricks and white window sills. charming! Ah, here's Popeye's. I go in and see I'm the first one there. Go up to the bud tender, buy a gram of Jack Herrner and a cup of coffee. Not a bad smoke a bit dry and crumbly but a fair buzz. I grab the big table in front, plunk myself down, pull out my pipe and get lit up again while waiting for the others to show. Also sitting at the big table, back in the corner all by herself is a young lady from Canada, stranded by the cloud. So we chat and buzz awhile .Poor baby!
Around 2:00 Blueberry , Island Girl and pal show up, have a seat at the table and proceed to start rolling up joints, I'm not sure what kind. I lost track . Before we got very far along in our efforts the owner comes over with a big hookah pipe loaded to the rim with sweet cannabis and invites us all to smoke up. The first one to take a pull on the hookah is blueberry. She hits it like Mike Tyson, then hacks up a lung, turning a remarkable shade of pink. Easy there BIB. The hookah may makah you pukah. The next person to try is me, of course. Well now, I hit that big puppy just as gentle as a cream puff and didn't cough a lick. TA DA! But he real reason I didn't' hit it big is simple . my old lungs don't expand that far any more.!!! But a good time was had by all and a Buzz was achieved
Now, as I had mentioned earlier, there was a young, stranded girl sitting with our group. Blueberry got to talking to her and offered to help her find a safe room at the bike shop/hotel where she rented her bike. She had had business with the nice people there before. Blueberry even got on her bike, rode over there and made sure there was a room. What a nice thing to do.
Well, time to go, so we all go over to the 420-De Kuu. We get drinks and a table in back. I got some silver haze a cold drink Miss. was recognized.!!! She's a star !!!with her vids & web page Wow! She was even given some free Blueberry weed to acknowledge her weed queen status, how cool. The 420 is also very pleased to be in another new video taped by Blueberry, of course. .
Now I was starving. Island Girl and me both, Blueberry had already eaten. On our way over to the Green peace Coffee shop, Island Girl and I stopped in an Argentine steak house and had dinner. The food was fine, but really, 4.5 Euros for a pop? And then paying for ketchup? Give me a break! I just ordered a whole dinner and you want me to pay for a condiment? Oh well, I need to get over myself, eat and move on.
Next stop Greenhouse. A lovely shop, I consistently get good service there. They have a clean bathroom and excellent weed without fail Island Girl went wild here and loaded up on multiple grams, lot's of Euros. I can't blame her, the smoke here is wonderful. The Blueberry cheese in particular is superb, sweet to the throat and kind to the lungs. And will kick you in the Ass. It's not a very often when I just stop what I'm doing and say "damn, I'm high" and really mean it. Island Girl was of the same opinion of the Blueberry cheese, she too was blasted we were both slashed when we left. Had to get to Basjoe's, more party to happen there. At Cisco's T & T.
It's a pretty walk, a little chilly, but I'm so buzzed I wouldn't care if it was snowing or even if a volcanic cloud was overhead. Yeah, right!
We walk in the door and are greeted by Soulrider already in the main booth/table. And by James of course, standing behind the bar and smiling his gentle sweet stoned smile. And so the party commences. But where are Cisco and Blueberry? You guys are missing one hell of a stone out.. Joints are going around in a maddeningly fast rate. It's almost impossible to keep up. And then a joint of Jack Henner with Terminator was pass around and around, then another round and round again. I'm so sorry but I cant quite remember who all as there that night, but I believe that we were all just racked up, I know I was. It was great! Well it's getting kind of late for an old broad like me. so I'm ready to head back to my digs , Brrrr! It's freakin' cold out tonight ( I'm not used to the cold anymore).
Stop at a little shop on my way to buy a coke lite an munches of some kind. Then hit the door of my crib and puff up the stairs from hell. There isn't any landing to stop and catch your breath until the 3rd floor. Yips! These steps would make a mountain goat wheeze!
Make it to my room, drop off my goodies and go to the kitchen for a glass of ice for the coke light. Say hi to the conga line of boys in the hallway, put some stuff in the fridge and wash up a bit.
Saunter back to the room, turn-on the tube, put on jammies, turn down the bed ,fluff up the pillows and load up a pipe with some la con. from Basjoe's Get comfy & warm. Have a few tokes, drink my glass of pop , turn off the lamp, then fast to sleep. Good night.
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Day 3, April 17, Saturday
My eyes creak open about 7:00 or so. I roll over look out the window and see a fresh blue sky smiling at me. I just love the early morning in Amsterdam. Streets still damp from the overnight dews. Shopkeepers opening their doors and calling morning greetings to each other. The sound of the first morning bikes jingling along. Click, click, click strong quick and sure, the sound of heels, women, the Dutch Girl walk.
First impressions of the day, now to explore further. Up and to the kitchen to get my first pot of coffee, American style. Gulp, burn, Gulp, burn. Put it down Hestia, give it a chance to cool. So hot shower & hair all done, now the coffee si cool enough to drink. Gulp, aaa, Gulp, aaa.
Back to my room, dress for the day, pour another cup of coffee and load a pipe of Picasso's poison to start my motor running and so on. Well, I've fiddled and farted along as much as I can. I might as well turn on the TV to the news to see what is happening with the Ash cloud and the airport. Horrible news. It seems that everything air wise is shut down. Better yet, they will be shut down for several days in the future. So, so there it is, spelled out in ashy letters, the 420 is busted.
I actually feel my heart lurch in my chest, missing a partial beat and my vision grayed around the edges before coming back to normal. So I just sit, still and quietly, just for a bit, letting my mind go blank, trying desperately for a moment not to lose control... After all, tears don't really help at all.... No they don't not at all.... My face is wet. I said I wouldn't.....
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Day 3, April 17, Saturday, contd.
OK, I'm back. It's all right now, I'm better.
And no more makeup either. I've been wearing this stuff on my face for 4 days now and my face is hurting me.
So on with my coat, grab my gear and out the door and down the steps. I'll skip Internet and coffee this morning with Y. I'll make it up to her later. For now, I need to be gone from here and running free. So now it's me, tock, tock, tock. doing the Dutch girl walk it's my heals clicking on the sidewalk,...for about 3 blocks until I see Picasso's coffee shop and besides that I'm starting to wheeze....
So into Picasso's, my favorite weed and feed. UP to the counter, say good morning to the bud tender. And ask what's good today. He says the amnesia haze is top drawer. 1.4 grams + breakfast for 12.50 Euros. Very nice weed easy on the thoat, quite hazy and a good long buzz. I said to the bud tender to please just give me one slice of bread , cheese, sausage and coffee and keep the rest. Don't waste it. He was happy to oblige. He even gave me a free water to take with me. I love sitting in their big front window and watching the traffic flow by. An excellent way to start the day.
But now it's time to go, the sun is calling me and I'm answering back. I do a little shopping for some take home gifts then go to the 420 dekul for a cup of lady earl grey and a gram of blueberry with a lovely clean bong. Another marvelous shop, excellent service, good weed and a comfortable decor and decent music, especially for an old head like me. Last but not least, you can get to the lady's rest room without having to become a spelunker (caver). The blueberry was a bit dry today, but the stone was good. So I'm a happy camper. Truly a nice way to spend an hour ago.
Well it's time to shove off and go to Dutch Flowers to meet IG & BB. I've always liked Dutch Flowers. It's one of the best places in town in my opinion to people watch. Especially in good weather. The outdoor seating is superb. Although I've never been overly impressed with their weed. Don't get me wrong. It's OK, just not spectacular. But because I got their a bit early and went inside to get a cold pop, I took a look at their menu and much to my surprise
So outside, grab a table, and load a pipe with the Silver Pearl. This was a really good clear high, it matched perfectly with the surroundings. At the table next to me is a middle aged Englishman who was stranded in Amsterdam because of the ash cloud and had decided all resistance was futile, so kick back , light up and enjoy the day. He pointed out something interesting to me, there were no airplane contrails in the sky. As a matter of fact the skies over Amsterdam and most of Europe were clear of most such things for the first time in years. How weird is that?
At about this time I see BB coming over the bridge on her bicycle.
After getting a drink and sitting down with us. She tells us she's had a most lovely walk through the joordan, just walking along listening to her music having an Amsterdam interlude. After everyone gets settled, IG or BB trolled up a silver Pearl joint and we just enjoyed the nice buzz for a while. Afterwards IG and I walked over to the tram so we could go to the Albert Coop market. BB was going ahead on her bike and would meet us there. A nice quick easy trip and we were there.
The Albert Coop is a great place to go. IG bough a really nice brown leather purse that matched her boots and coat perfectly I think she just paid 25 Euros for the purse, not a bad deal. BB and I stopped and the candy, dried fruit stand and got some goodies.
Then we went to the Katzu coffee shop. I like this shop even though they have pre weighted bags. I believe we all got the Black Widow. It was in 20 Euro per bag. We got drinks and sat at the big front window table and copped a huge buzz. Me likey Black Widow, yes indeedey
So we went back to the market and bought fresh made steubenwaffles for 1 Euro each. These are sooo good! Hot sweet & sticky, a real must have. Afterwards IG & I were still hungry, so we stopped a a booth and got Chicken Sate with peanut sauce, another excellent choice, good stuff, and that's just what I did...., stuff it in.!
After all the shopping, smoking and munchies, we decided to take the tram back to the central dam area. But before we got there I grabbed IG and we got off at the diamond exchange in the red light district & I showed her the back way to Basjoes coffee shop. BB met us there and we all went in and sat down at the main table. got ourselfs some drinks and smoked some bas special and la con .James as always was a super host!
After about an hour we all staggered out and headed to the Ness. When we got to the Ness it was hopping' and right in the middle of it all was "the man" DC. All smiles and Amsterdam kisses times 3. What a sweetie he is a wonderful host par excellence. But if you don't look out, he will get you so high that you're oozing off the chair.!!!
There were so many vapo bags going around it looked like the macies thanksgiving day parade...baloons everywhere and joints, and joints with hash, isolator, terminator, etc. It seemed like a never ending cloud of joy. We all had a super time, what we can remember of it that is.! Finally, at about 11:00 I was totally happily stoned. But getting so tired I decided it was about time for me to be getting along to my bed. So IG, Lamps & I left out of the Ness bidding good night to my fellow stoners. I wrapped my scarf around my neck, tucked my Greek fisherman cap down on my head and wandered home. In the door, I puff and cuss my way upstairs to my room, take off my hat and coat and shoes . My poor feet are sooo tired . So I rub my feet for a bit ,put on PJ's , get a cold drink from the kitchen. Use the bathroom...no men running around tonight to terrorize. Go back to my room, load a pipe with Basjoes' special, get into bed. Drink some of my drink, take a couple of hits from the pipe and I'm sound asleep in 30 seconds or less.

