Day 1

[the Guy on the couch]

Train got in a little EARLY to central station than expected. Looked around for the luggage lockers then went to Barney's for some willie nelson and caramello cream, had an oj, and also joint and bowl. Went down to Picasso's for some Poison and some Hash I can't seem to find the name of? Then to PF for some cake and Mother's finest(very nice but harsh). Forgot to mention the guy behind thge bar at picasso is one of the nicest in Amsterdam IMO. Managed to get to m\y hotel around 10:30 to drop off the luggage,then off to De Kuil to make use of the Volcano. I know I bought something here I just cant' remember what it was? sorry. After getting throughly baked from the volcano I tried to make my way to Het Ballonnetje but got all lost and only made it to Rusland. Nice place here, gotta go upstairs to order. I think it was maybe
Dirty jack I got here? who really knows at this point? Went back to my hotel to take a nap and shower about 4:30pm. Made it to the old church by 9:30pm went up astairs with some White widow burnt a joint and a bowl of willie nelson and caramello cream At this time i was throughly baked and decided to walk around the RLD and find a nice young lady. A nice young woman from Itlay it would end up. Did that, went back to old church for a minute? then off to Nes. Now Nes, this instance, was Crazy. I was sittin at a table against the wall enjoying a joint of Super Silver Haze when i look over and see this guy walk in, sit down, and just start puking all over the back of some guys leg. It was Crazy. the guy tried to get this drunk guy out ofthe bar, but the girl behind the bar didn't want him touching the customers. So this guy had puke all over him and he was asked to leave the bar, it was NUTS man! Left after all the comotion died down and went to rookies and hit the volcano up pretty hard for about an hour. partied with 3 other guys who's names i can't remember, sorry. Went and got some take out with the intension of getting on the night bus back to the hotel, but got lost for about an hour and had to pay a taxi 20 euros to get back to my hotel. All in All , it was a great day. Supringly went accordingly to plan. Bye for now!

[den]

sounded like a great first day. Shame for the boy who got puked on.
you made a few nice first day purchases there. 1 of my mates has been going on about dirty jack for a while. I quite fancy trying it. Does it have all the taste and smell from the original jack??
I've always been partial 2 italian women. Was she a looker or a look away? how much and was it worth the money?

Peace.

[Doog]

That incident in Nes-Cafe looks like a really bad trip. There must have been one hell of a fight and if I was the guy who was puked on and I wouldn't have been listening to whoever was behind the bar telling me not to touch the other guy.

I would have went bill bixby on him for sure.

Anyway, good to see that a day in Amsterdam actually went according to plan. Not many like that.

[Rez]

A nice start "the Guy on the couch"... like Doog said, just imagine being the poor bastard getting puked on, I would not have been best pleased.

Still, you managed to get about and smoke some fine herb.

Well done,

Rez

[Twitch]

Sounds like my first day, minus the puking. Some good purchases there. What did you think of the SuperSilerHaze from Nes. It was one of my favorite purchases in May. Nice to see some one else takes naps.

[DC]

Dayshifts, eh.....ya gotta luv'em, I know I do.

Heard about this yesterday.....
The puker fortunately wasn't created by us, however, the pukee....is a longtime regular and therefore shouldn't be 'violently' surprised when such an event happens in a coffeeshop/bar...It's AMSTERDAM. Not to mention, it's the staffs job to sort these types on incidents out for a couple of reasons. Firstly, the puker could be in need of help greater than that of just somebody having a 'whitey' and until it's found out, nobody knows, but certainly man handling him out the door wont gather that information. Secondly, take it upon yerself to become 'doorstaff' and you commit assault the second you put yer hands on somebody. The staff are permitted because after following procedure the rules change for us. Suffices to say though, the pukee was not asked to leave based on his physical reaction to the puker, rather his 'personal' verbal reaction directed at the member of staff. It's been sorted since.

Yeah, obviously not the best first impression, sorry about that...but what can ya do. If some dude decides to do his exorcist impersonation in yer shop as soon as he sits down, other than having quick 'ducking' reflexes....there's no way to prevent it.

I take it ya didn't get a chance to sign The Book then.....

[Jole28]

Dc// you are totally right....I feel sorry for both of them...He didnt puke at his leg for fun and the man didnt deserve being puked on.It happens and i would be angry but i am against violence so i would only search for an apology....

[the Guy on the couch]

found myself going back to the SSH till it was gone. really liked it. didn't get a chance to sign the book. Hope to tonight. see you all there

[Doody]

Yeah guy!!!! DC told me all about that experience, very crzy indeed!!! Sorry I missed you that night as well, I had to be at a rehearsal out in Bos en Lommer area by 8pm, didn't get back into town.

Very nice reading your adventures, I will have many reviews on Lemming's next post. Rock on!!!!

[AmeriSkunk]

Pukers are great for a laugh, I find it funny. I never puke and cant understand why others do it, a friend of mine(OGuerrellia) used to puke every weeken(He is siting at my table breaking up some weed.completely oblivious) hahahaha

On alcohol, weed everythng someone will puke from it, I think that is a greay way to start a trip, laughing at some dumb-ass, lol

great story

[nytvd]

Pukers are great for a laugh, I find it funny. I never puke and cant understand why others do it, a friend of mine(OGuerrellia) used to puke every weeken(He is siting at my table breaking up some weed.completely oblivious) hahahaha

On alcohol, weed everythng someone will puke from it, I think that is a greay way to start a trip, laughing at some dumb-ass, lol

great story

dude, chill. maybe you should switch to an indica....

[AmeriSkunk]

One to many cervesas last night.

[alstublieft]

A few years ago some friends and I were staying at the Hotel Royal Taste in the RLD and they have a bar at the bottom. My friend puked beer and mushrooms all over the bar and the bartender was totally cool. Just made him clean it up.

I never laughed so hard in all my life. I remember running to the bathroom to get a friend so he could come laugh, too.

[AmeriSkunk]

ahh, someone who agrees