Easiest way around town!

[StonedSince67]

I think my plan for a first timer will be to ride throughout the entire area within the ring road, E22/A10. Since I have done most of the obligatory tourist stops, I figure my next trip will be to check out all of the parks within the city ring. Would make for a fun day.

and when you've done the inner ring, may i suggest for your next venture that you head south on amstelveenseweg (s108) and just outside the a10 ringroad is Amsterdamse Bos, a big forest with playing areas and grasslands and lakes and hills and goats and even some highland cows

dutch: http://www.amsterdamsebos.nl/
english: http://www.amsterdamsebos.nl/algemene_o ... popup=true

this place feels like being out in the countryside and yet is very close to town ... just roll up a few smokes and take some food and drink and you'll have a great day out imo

[Uncle Ron]

and when you've done the inner ring, may i suggest for your next venture that you head south on amstelveenseweg (s108) and just outside the a10 ringroad is Amsterdamse Bos, a big forest with playing areas and grasslands and lakes and hills and goats and even some highland cows
this place feels like being out in the countryside and yet is very close to town ... just roll up a few smokes and take some food and drink and you'll have a great day out imo

Thanks Stoned. I thought I recognized the name Amsterdam Bos. It was from a post on camp grounds. Looks like it would be a fun day as well. Add that to the short list of things to do.
Cows you say? Cow tipping anyone? JK

[DC]

beats the girly bike u got Pauli!!!! < DC told me,hahahahaha!!!)

DC u grass girly bike all the way,much better than the stupid blokes bike

GRASS!!...me?. Mate, here's how it was......
We were talking about people who impress ya, right. Murph had just finished explaining how the Dali Lama, Nelson Mandela and The Edge from U2 all impress him by their never ending struggle to spread the world of worldly peace and how to strum an electric geetar. Then I said "Pauli wallinutz impresses me, uber confident with his sexuality and manilnessness, when told he was cycling round on a girls bike....he didn't bat an eyelid, just said 'Dant give a fak mate, innit'...Cool muthafuka...truly a man's man...a man's man ....man, even when on a girls bike!." Seriously, this is a true story, just ask Murph.....he'll tell ya everything I've just said is 100% true.....honest!.

Murph, just remember 'Futarola'.

[murphyscafe]

beats the girly bike u got Pauli!!!! < DC told me,hahahahaha!!!)

DC u grass girly bike all the way,much better than the stupid blokes bike

GRASS!!...me?. Mate, here's how it was......
We were talking about people who impress ya, right. Murph had just finished explaining how the Dali Lama, Nelson Mandela and The Edge from U2 all impress him by their never ending struggle to spread the world of worldly peace and how to strum an electric geetar. Then I said "Pauli wallinutz impresses me, uber confident with his sexuality and manilnessness, when told he was cycling round on a girls bike....he didn't bat an eyelid, just said 'Dant give a fak mate, innit'...Cool muthafuka...truly a man's man...a man's man ....man, even when on a girls bike!." Seriously, this is a true story, just ask Murph.....he'll tell ya everything I've just said is 100% true.....honest!.

Murph, just remember 'Futarola'.

as god as my witness, every word is gospel!!

[Pauli Wallnuts]

@DC, proper funny, i didnt even know it was a girls bike till u explained, seriously though nearly every bike out theres a girls bike then, i can just see the typical amdam household with husband telling wife to get her arse down to shop &get him a bike f**k that id go myself, u know it makes sense
+ive met murphyscafe, &i would ask him but he's from sutton even if what he was saying was true id still think he was lying
viva croydon

[murphyscafe]

@DC, proper funny, i didnt even know it was a girls bike till u explained, seriously though nearly every bike out theres a girls bike then, i can just see the typical amdam household with husband telling wife to get her arse down to shop &get him a bike f**k that id go myself, u know it makes sense
+ive met murphyscafe, &i would ask him but he's from sutton even if what he was saying was true id still think he was lying
viva croydon

me lying

NEVER!

@pw ur type aint welcome round these parts!! - n i was gonna invite u to enjoy sum of the wares i just got back from dam!!!

@ dc any joy on the futurola

[Pauli Wallnuts]

@pw ur type aint welcome round these parts!! - n i was gonna invite u to enjoy sum of the wares i just got back from dam!!!

me &my big f**king gob

[scully]

Hi, this GILEX hire looks the bollox, does anyone know how to contact them.

I have tried to fill in the (request form) but it will not send, i would like to ask them if they can drop the bike off at my hotel but can not find an E mail address.

Thanx guys

[Kingdoc]

Ive seen a few close shaves with guys on scooters .

lol!

but its usually the person u hit that comes off MUCH worse!!!!

They come buzzing out of nowhere .

[spireax]

@ Dirty Uncle Ron Amsterdamse Bos is well worth a visit as it het twiske (?) up to the north of a'dam - it's a big country park thing, loads of lakes, trees, play areas and a few beaches, another place to take a few spliffs and a picnic

[Marco]

A 'men's bike' has a bar across where you can crush your balls, thus making you a 'girl'. Fuck that, I only ride the girls version, known as Oma (grandmother) fiets.

[Adamster]

I wonder if you rent a Scooter for a week and do over 1000km would they freak out of the milage you did and charge ya extra?

[Boner]

There's nothing gezellig about those whiny scooters, the least the city should do is make them use the roads and keep them off the bike path.