High as a Plane

[Aiden545]

What's the rules on smoking weed before flying home, I mean so you're high as you're boarding etc.

Will they stop you from coming home or what will they do?

I sketch as it is when I'm baked so maybe ease my fears a bit. There's no way I can fly home without being totally baked off my nut.

[Balou]

A trip wouldn't be complete, for me anyway, without smoking before I leave. I usually drop off my luggage and then go back outside for a smoke. I do take the time to wash up before I go through Passport Control. I have never been stopped in any of my trips and I'm flying back to the States!

Peace,
Balou

[CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY]

What's the rules on smoking weed before flying home, I mean so you're high as you're boarding etc.

Will they stop you from coming home or what will they do?

I sketch as it is when I'm baked so maybe ease my fears a bit. There's no way I can fly home without being totally baked off my nut.

I dunno what the rules are, But I know what you should be doing.... and that is getting totally mashed for the flight. Ha ha

Put it this way, every flight back from dam, we have a space cake just after checking in, which kicks in at boarding time. one time our flight was delayed and we had already consumed the cakes and ended up looking like a couple of happy crack heads sprawled out across the chairs in departures. When were called to heD to the gate I somehow was first in the security line. In front of all the other passengers I failed to remove all metal stuff about 3 or 4 times, then tried to walk off without my stuff. I couldn't have looked more high, but the security ushers me through and toward the plane.....

I doubt there is another airport in the world that is so used to high people

[gixxer]

i always have my last smoke just outside the airport doors

[hulldj]

Gotta agree, definately a slice of cake or bun of some description and that last smoke outside either on the seated area watching the big screen and all the hustle and bustle of the taxis... nice buzz... A few trips ago we had some of Kadinsky;s Ice hash something for a last smoke and we got the giggles due to the clouds of smoke we were making off this one mad joint. Never seen so much smoke off one joint.

Or at the back in the peace and quiet overlooking the carparks on the way to security I think.. found here a few times nice chilled place for that last smoke.

It's rush buzzing your tits off trying to act normal ish going through the metal detectors.

I don't advise trying it if your tripping on shrooms tho... Never tried it on shooms but I can see it being a bad move

[Boner]

Always grab a smoke just outside before I'm due to fly home, quite surreal being a few yards away from the armed airport police blazing it up.

[steven]

The last time I came home I had a fat joint outside central station and munched a couple of cakes on the train,god knows how I managed to drive home, in April when I got the ferry from Rotterdam I munched a cake driving towards security, still had the crumbs on my shirt. I was so paranoid about bringing stuff back I didn't bother, only to find a wee blim of Polm down in the glove box. Let's say it was nice to sample a bit of dam in my garden..

[Uncle Ron]

What's the rules on smoking weed before flying home, I mean so you're high as you're boarding etc.
Will they stop you from coming home or what will they do?
I sketch as it is when I'm baked so maybe ease my fears a bit. There's no way I can fly home without being totally baked off my nut.

Rules, what rules?

What about smoking weed before going on a road trip so that you are high as you're getting into the car?

If you pose a danger, they will stop you from boarding the aircraft regardless if you are sober, drunk, stoned, high, or tripping. I have flown quite a few times while high or stoned and never had any problems. I honestly believe that attitude and behavior played a major part.

Relax, chill out, and enjoy your flight. Coffe, tea, hash brownies?

[archambaut]

What's the rules on smoking weed before flying home, I mean so you're high as you're boarding etc.

Will they stop you from coming home or what will they do?

I sketch as it is when I'm baked so maybe ease my fears a bit. There's no way I can fly home without being totally baked off my nut.

There are no rules specific to dope - the crimes being possession/supply.
Howver, if you are intoxicated and acting up, then you would likely
get bounced the same as some pissed up tourist on his way back from
Magaluf.

A smart idea (if you think you can't handle it) would be to eat some (brownies, or just plain hash), so that it doesn't kick in until you have passed passport control and security and any freaky questioning you might get.

Useful to have all yer bags double checked to be clean., and don't lose your passport/.ticket.

Optrex Bright Eyes (or Boots equivalent - must have naphazoline nitrate as an ingredient) does a great job of removing bloodshotting and reducing swollen eyelids. Use about 10-15 mins before 'interrogation' and to look at they won't know you're stoned

I suffer badly from both, so I know I'm going to look out of it, even if I'm only slightly stoned.

HTH

Arch

[Rufus]

I'm afraid I'm another one who will fly home high, great fun, you gotta make the most of every last minute and dying second in the Dam!

[Boner]

I know I'm being pedantic but I wouldn't be surprised if the airlines did actually have a rule about people not flying if they're under the influence of illegal drugs.

[Gnarleydudeman]

I am always totally out of it when getting on the plane.

The last time I came back, I ate some hash cakes / brownies long before boarding and kept on eating them - fell asleep before going through security but got woken up just in time. They had to reopen security to let me through as they had closed it until the next flight.

On the plane, I was straight to sleep again and the air stewardess had to wake me up to remind me to put my seatbelt on. Straight back to sleep after putting on my seatbelt and the next thing I knew we had landed and I had slept right through!

Best flight ever!

[Marco]

I am hoping all you folks, especially the space cake eaters, are insisting at check in that you do not sit in the exit row or anywhere else where you may need to help in case of an emergency.

[treetop]

oh my god im so stoned every single time I get on the return flight to UK - I have 2 HGF cakes and 1g of cheese rolled into a single joint as my preflight ritual. Customs is never a problem and I'm sure they know I'm wasted as it is hard to hide on my face.
All I ever do is absolutely get rid of all weed and hash and paraphenalia from my baggage before getting to customs.
That trash can they have right there must be a rich sourse of contraband.

I often try and give away what I can't smoke but folks are often paradoid about accepting candy from a stranger.

Next time I'm in such a similar situation I'll just roll into NES and give it to DC instead

[Balou]

I am hoping all you folks, especially the space cake eaters, are insisting at check in that you do not sit in the exit row or anywhere else where you may need to help in case of an emergency.

I almost always sit on an exit row. I think being high is no worse than if someone was drunk.

Peace,
Balou