having a piss test soon

bagtipper · Post by **bagtipper** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 02:53 pm

anyone got tips on a having a piss test .having one soon smoke a fair bit of good weed here around 2g per session .how long to stay off it for test etc
or them bottles they sell in high times cheers

Ghost · Post by **Ghost** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 03:31 pm

Depends on how much you smoke, daily,weekly or occasional?

If you a daily smoker and have been smoking for years then you had better lay off, for at least 2/3weeks, longer if you can. Keep drinking as much water as possible and exercise a bit aswell.

I experimented with a couple of those de-tox drinks and i failed 2 home tests with em, and i layed off for 2weeks aswell.(might have done something wrong,maybe).I think you really have to give up all intake until after your test to be safe.

Them drinks did clean my kidneys and all that out though, as they fucking made me ache like fuck.

All the best with it.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 03:36 pm

do a maradona

only way to be 100% sure, unless u abstain for 6weeks

gixxer · Post by **gixxer** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 05:20 pm

take a sample of someone else,s piss

preferably a non smoker

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 05:51 pm

gixxer wrote:take a sample of someone else,s piss

aka ' a maradona'

Balou · Post by **Balou** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 06:09 pm

Either follow Pauli advice or try Ready Clean. I have used it successfully several times to pass a government test. It's the only thing I trust if I don't have the time to try and get it out of my system.

Peace,
Balou

Ash333 · Post by **Ash333** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 10:20 pm

someone else's piss that you know to be clean. its no good if it is clear of weed, but shows ecstacy.

chichi · Post by **chichi** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 10:53 pm

I used my 2 year olds once......bad Mommy.

btw they don't test gender.

AzLaker · Post by **AzLaker** » Fri 10th Sep 2010 12:09 am

Try this if you can't find a warm body....

http://www.cleartest.com/products/synthetic-urine/

Works 100% each and every time.

Azlaker

schererbuzz · Post by **schererbuzz** » Fri 10th Sep 2010 02:59 am

Don't take any 'makes you clean' stuff. It doesn't work. Drugs tests also check for masking agents, so it's not worth it.

You need to drink lots of water starting now and especially the day of.

Three things are checked to see if you diluted your sample. Temperature, color, and creatine level.

Temperature will be fine if using your own. For color, take a Vitamin B-12 the morning of your test and it will do the trick. As for creatine, you can supplement it also or eat some steak the night before and morning of.

Make sure you piss several times before you go to your test. Then don't use the beginning or end of your piss. Use the middle stream. It has less bad stuff in it.

Exercise speeds up the metabolism and will help, but don't exercise for the 3 days before the test.

Also, call in sick the day of if you can. 1 day could be the difference.

colinzeal · Post by **colinzeal** » Fri 10th Sep 2010 03:05 am

ok i'll just relate a story about a friend of mine, its true, it worked, though it may not work for you....

he went for a job in a local pharmaceutical factory which required a drug test as part of the hiring process.

on the day of the "medical" he simply stated he was likely to fail the test and show positive for marijuana as he had been on a visit to amsterdam a couple of weeks previous. the examiner was understanding, sure enough he tested positive. however he still got the job! they were willing to ignore the positive result due to where he had smoked his weed!! ridiculous i know.

best part was he had been no where near amsterdam, he had not even left the country.

might not work, they could ask for proof of travel, but possibly worth considering.

Balou · Post by **Balou** » Fri 10th Sep 2010 03:32 am

schererbuzz wrote:Don't take any 'makes you clean' stuff. It doesn't work. Drugs tests also check for masking agents, so it's not worth it.

Maybe not for you but I've had no problems passing a DOT test using Ready Clean.

Peace,
Balou

schererbuzz · Post by **schererbuzz** » Fri 10th Sep 2010 04:02 am

balou1999 wrote:
schererbuzz wrote:Don't take any 'makes you clean' stuff. It doesn't work. Drugs tests also check for masking agents, so it's not worth it.
Maybe not for you but I've had no problems passing a DOT test using Ready Clean.

Peace,
Balou

Maybe I shouldn't have said 'it doesn't work'. I should have said water works just as effectively (with Vit B and creatine). Looks like RC is fortified with B2 and creatine which is good.

fatdaddy · Post by **fatdaddy** » Sat 11th Sep 2010 05:23 am

There are lots of different tests used and they are all expensive. Because of this we get a break sometimes. The more expensive tests can detect marijuana use up to 6 weeks. Most employers do not pop for the highest quality tests, and the cheaper tests don't detect across as long a time frame. Also, many times some employers have samples taken from a number of people and only have a few of them tested. There are people that think they beat a test, when they really didn't. As soon as the sample is collected the temperature of it is checked. Carrying in a sample from someone else will not work, it will not be hot enough. There is one pretty foolproof way to beat the test, but it is one of the nastiest things I have ever heard of and don't think you want to hear about it. It involves a catheter....
Abstain as long as you can, 6 weeks will have you pretty much safe. And the calling in sick the day of is not a bad idea either. Good luck!

abcdabcd · Post by **abcdabcd** » Sun 12th Sep 2010 08:11 pm

schererbuzz wrote: You need to drink lots of water starting now and especially the day of.

It doesn't make any difference if you start now, since THC is not water-soluable and is also stored in fat cells. The water would only be used to mask the test on the day of. The detox kits do the same thing, it's just water mostly B12 and creatine to balance the levels, since they can tell if you drank too much water and fail you. Sometimes these kits can make your piss neon green which can set off suspicion, it's due to all the creatine or b12.

If you're not being watched, then you can't really go wrong with synthetic urine. I got mine from test clear - http://www.testclear.com/product2.aspx?Product_ID=13 I did a 'case-study' type thing on another forum. I passed using synthetic (powdered) urine the first time, I was kinda nervous about it at first but, you can practice as many times as you want before your test date which makes it easier. You would only be practicing with water on keeping at the right temperature for long as possible and practice carrying it. You can only use the powdered urine itself once. I would advice to get extras of those heating pads so you can practice several times.

Also if you take somebody else's piss you have to keep it warm since there's a temperature strip on the bottle and they'll fail you right away if it's not in the correct temp range.