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Day 1
Dampkring 2:
.5g Amnesia E5.50 – Nice amnesia taste with uppy floaty high. Lovely.

.5g G13 Amnesia E6.50 – this was slightly harsher on the throat and had a body stone element where the straight amnesia was purely in the head.

1g NYCD E9.50- terrible mass produced ‘fluff’ (as people say in London) I threw it away after 1 toke.

A5 haze at E13.50 sold out. Neville’s haze and white choco didn’t smell good. Asked the dealer what was good – was shown Mexican haze, but it looked like the sample i had in feb – crappy. Cheese smelt good but i wanted some sativa. So i went for the ny, worst first smoke in 10 trips.
Dealer tried to sell me 1.8 aswell. There were some stupid kids were asking ‘oi bruv, whats better amnsia haze or amnesia skunk? whats better cheese or cheese skunk?’ Dont like the seating or the crap on the tv’s. Pink Floyd (the shop) must be rolling over in its grave.

Picasso:
LA Lemon was a huge tuppareware of horrible smelling dust. Grabbed drinks and lit up upstairs.


GreenPlace
1g Sour Kush E15 – smelt like a beef stew slowly cooking. Lemony ginger fruit tang on the tongue. Mmmmm. Good stuff.

1g Super Lemon Haze E12 bulging with amber trichs. Hazy goodness. i took about 15 pics trying to capture its full beauty. I still didnt quite get it.


No purple or candy kush. The look and smell of BBC wasn’t good. Guys working were grumpy.

Burger Bar for a Kobe burger. Mmmmmmmmmm.

HGF
1g Amazing Haze E10- slight amnesia taste, with a head buzz and body stone.

Cheese lacked in smell and appearance.

Amnesia:
1g NYCD E13 – subtle grapefruit twinge on the tongue. Nice happy high.

Dealer also recommend LSD and top dawg. Both looked end of batch and crispy.

Tweede Kamer
1g Maliki E14 - looks amazing - like soft brown sugar, but the taste wasnt amazing just nice.


1g LA con E10.50 – popcorn buds with herby/spicey smell. Nice smoke, nothing special.


Rolled a Maliki & LAcon combo and it was lights out.

End of day 1

gr8 pics pengaldinho

nice smoke list too

Day 2:
Boerejonges:
1g SSH G13 E12 – piney xmas tree smell, super expansive smoke. Perfect looking buds. Charged high. 9.5/10 - probably best smoke of the trip.



1g Mango Haze E9.50 – not great. Good high, average taste.

Sold out white choco, white choco cheese, pps etc. Much friendlier dealer than in feb, didn’t even have to ask and he was showing me 3 tubs.

Bij:
1g Cheese XL E8 – medical, antiseptic, sudo cream, mouth watering goodness. Best and cheapest cheese of the trip.

1g SSH E9.50 – smoked in vondel. Fruity and sandalwood goodness. Mouth watering.

1g Trainwreck E7 – smelt good, nice 1st spliff. Thought the second was crap but I might have confused it with mango haze. No pic.
1g Blue Amnesia E11 – not full on blue taste but the slight tweak was very nice. Strong soaring high.


Again nice friendly service. Also lots of items sold out.

Kashmir lounge
My favourite place to chill in, smoked one in the Buddha room and then two outside on the terrace.


Vondel park - for a chill, grapes, berrys and smokes.


Ocean:
1g Amnesia Haze – was heavily defeated when smoked along side blue amnesia, after that this tasted of nothing.

No sleeze or chocolope or bubblegum. Comfy sofa in the back.

Papilion:
1g Gerdela E11 – was told it was very strong and be careful. Smoked it all in one spliff and enjoyed the spinning and grinning high.

1g Blue Cheese E10 –typical cheeseyness damped down with the light taste of parma violets. Lovely


Diessel and chocolope didn’t have much of a smell. Widows open, comfy seats, good product, relaxing tunes. This is what a coffeeshop should be.

Katsu
1.7g Somantra E20 – sub par. Was interested as its sogouda x kushadelic. But it was crap. Rolled in all in one, smoked half and threw it away. Hardly any taste, smell or high. I hate pre bagged shops.


Missed de graal some how on the walk back to abba.

Burger bar for more meat.


Greenplace
1g OG kush E15 – Doesnt look like much but the smell hit me as soon as the tub was opened. its like how i remember sour diesel from years ago. Super strong fuel tang. More sour than the sour kush. Confused heavy stone. YUMMY!

1g Pine Apple Haze E13 – super solid black ash when burnt. Unsmokeable. Its a disgrace they sell it for E13 per g. I even heard a dealer recommend it!

1g Chocolope E13 – tropical taste like febs batch but not as fresh and prominent.

Basjoe:
1g Special Cream E13 – had a strange menthol/eucalyptus smell. Ultra soft, even when cold. Nice warm buzz.



Dolphins
Got some drinks but it was like a sauna downstairs and some guy started to chain Marlboro reds next to us so we left.

End of day 2.

Day 3

Hunters:
1.5g Chocolope – Pineapple tang, almost identical to GP batch in feb. Asked for gram, offered a nice 1.5g bud. Took it.

1g Hunters Lemon Haze E11 – my friend enjoyed this alot. I didn’t get a pic and cant really remember it.

Grey Area
1g Kuchi E12.50 – heavy eyed, strong, less sweet cheese mixed with a earthy musk flav. Moorish.


1g KC Jones E13 – no where near what it was in feb. Did have nice uppy high and burnt my nose on the exhale.


1g LA con E13 – organic, not the greatest flav but very smooth, had a lovely stone pulling you into your chair/bed.

.5g C13 Haze E6.25 - smoked along side kc jones. This lost.

All 8.50’s sold out Greyberry, grey mist, yellow cab. As well as martian mean green

Basjoe, Burger Bar, Amnesia

Green Place:
1g SLH E12 – repeat purchase


1g OG Kush E15 - repeat purchase

Tweede Kamer
1g Jala E12 – looks like standard Moroccan, lick it with a lighter and its like you dipped it in water. Sweet flowers flavour. The exhale is to die for. Its like Shaharzade/ Scheherazade Sunrise of days gone by. Easily the best hash i smoked this trip. The Aziza smelt very nice, more afghan looking.

Day 3:
Rain scuppered a trip to bij for some cheap smokes.

The Coin
1g Kushadelic E12 – cant remember much, but i remember enjoying it.


Dampkring 2
1g Jungle Haze E7.50 – noting special but good for the price. no pic.
1g Cheese E10 – nice strong cheesey taste. Not great high longevity.


Then i went home

These freshly squeezed fruit drinks kept me alive.

mmmm there good. think i tired every flavour.

Most of the bags:

The end....

nice one pengaldinho! looking forward to next tuesday now!! mmmm!

A perfect smoke list ! Thank you very much for all those pics, I'm in the dam on friday and it is very helpful

loved the report m8 .... im going in 7 weeks and will be trying some of your recommendations

I will never be this cool. Just sayin'

echoing the perfect smoke list sentiments here. outstandingly comprehensive& informative with little to no regard for the wallet. that jala hash from tweede kamer looks truly to die for, hope they have this when i visit in dec

sweet pics man.

Done most of these when i went 2 months ago.

Have to agree with the SSH G13 being blinding.

Looks like you smoke some bud

Nice pics and a good write up there.

Its amazing how many empty bags you end up with at the end of a trip.

I was bombing those fruit/smoothie drinks whilst I was there last time, the pinky/red one was for me the best. You get them from the supermarket?

awesome report mate, really good short and precise reviews on those buds.

brilliant smoke list

i have got to try blue amnesia.

alienallen wrote:I was bombing those fruit/smoothie drinks whilst I was there last time, the pinky/red one was for me the best. You get them from the supermarket?

the clue is on the label!