Don't drink toooo much... (photos)

Rez · Post by **Rez** » Fri 16th Jun 2006 11:42 pm

Got these by e-mail... just HAD to share

mazdog · Post by **mazdog** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 01:14 am

ohhhh man that second to last one....oh man doesn't get much worse than that.

this one is one of my favorite, never ever pass out at a party!!!

AzLaker · Post by **AzLaker** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 03:32 am

Loved all of them. They kept getting better and better.

Very nice Rez. And the one from Mazdog, priceless.

AzLaker

711 · Post by **711** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 08:14 am

That's a really nice tux.

The tailor has real skill.

SoenderbronX_DK · Post by **SoenderbronX_DK** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 10:33 am

Jup, sweet Tux there, and damn the peepz in the other photos were fucked man...

den · Post by **den** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 10:57 am

Rez your pics were 2 close 2 home mate. Im usually like the guy in the urinal after 4 pints and mazdogs pic just sends shivers down my back. I remember doing shit like that 2 my mates wen i was younger

Been shaved whilst sleeping and had stuff selotaped to me as well

All part of growing up

Peace.

Mark_d · Post by **Mark_d** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 11:26 am

at least that guy in the second to last pic got his trousers down eh??

gotta feel bad for em really...not only did they do it and everyone there will remember, THERES PHOTO EVIDENCE FOR PEOPLE THAT WERENT!

though they shouldnt have got that wasted so i actually feel no pity in retrospect ( can you have retrospect after such a short time??? who knows!)

Rez · Post by **Rez** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 12:29 pm

Mark_d wrote:(can you have retrospect after such a short time??? who knows!)

Yeah man... it's thier own fault for getting into such a mess... as long as they are healthy and safe, they deserve anything thier mates do !

We once went on a lads holiday to Majorca (I was only 17)... My mate Andy got himself in a similar mess and ended up out cold on the balcony so I completely shaved off one of his eyebrows... just for the laugh

Mark_d · Post by **Mark_d** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 06:06 pm

lol, yeah at partys im normally the one thats like ' ok get em to a toilet...they done bein sick??? k stick em on their front and put a glass of water near by just keep an eye on em.....PARTAY!!!'

Rez · Post by **Rez** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 07:58 pm

Mark_d wrote:stick em on their front and put a glass of water near by just keep an eye on em.....PARTAY!!!'

Then in that case Mark_d... you and me will get on like a house on fire

... But, shave my eyebrow and I'll do it back ... but worse

... top man... life IS too short not to burn that candle at both ends... actually... burn it in the middle too

Doog · Post by **Doog** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 08:18 pm

Absolute top marks Rez, hillarious. I can really relate to those photos having been in less than perfect condition after alcohol consumption on several occasions (including Amsterdam).

I have absolutely no respect for alcohol and the effects it can have when consumed in large quantities at a fast rate. (and i will NEVER learn)

Super stuff.

extremesister · Post by **extremesister** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 08:25 pm

The second to last picture so brought back memories (not my own personal exprience thankfully). The only difference was my friend never managed to get her trousers down. The smell was soo bad people who had been feeling fine started throwing up.
I've never ever been that drunk (not just shitting myself but collapsing) i just can't seem to get like that and is probarbly a very good thing.

Rez · Post by **Rez** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 08:42 pm

well, nearly six years as a doorman in Covent Garden gave me an insight into binge drinking... a little story...

I was called to the Gents because "somebody" was in a cubicle and had been there for a while... the "valet" (the bloke that puts hand wash in your palm and turns the tap on for you) said this bloke had gone in and had been in for ages... I knocked the door with the base of my two-way radio and called out "Security, open the door, Security"... I did love parts of that job

... Eventually, after serveral and esculating in loudness calls, the guy unlocked the door... OMG, he was sat on the pan, traousers and pants round his ankles, vomit EVERYWHERE !... up the walls, in his hair, down his shirt, in his pants (use your imagination) it was everywhere...!

I told him he had to go and he had to get them pants and trousers up. He just about managed this and got himself upright. I managed to get myself behind him and took hold of the only part of him that did'nt have vomit on, his back...

I marched him out through the bar (which was packed) visualise the red sea parting as Moses walked...

I got him outside where he continued to vomit and blow bubbles of snot and sick from his nose. This bloke was not well... I don't think it was just booze, so being the responsible person, I stopped the Police and got him some assistance.

Not a pretty sight and one that has truned me off binge drinking...

Pint anyone

Doog · Post by **Doog** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 08:50 pm

Very strong possibility of some additional substances in his bloodstream I would say (either that or he's a lightweight).

I'm sure you've seen plenty of incidents in your time as a doorman and would have plenty of stories to tell (most of em funny I bet as well)

Rez · Post by **Rez** » Sat 17th Jun 2006 09:18 pm

Doog wrote:I'm sure you've seen plenty of incidents in your time as a doorman and would have plenty of stories to tell (most of em funny I bet as well)

... same chain of bar, different branch... I was head doorman and Audley Harris and his posse came in for a drink...

Now, I might be stupid but rules are rules...

and when I'm in charge, rule #1: You don't break the rules... It's closing time and everybody upstairs are asked to go downstairs... you still have your 20 mins drinking up time but I gotta start at the top and work my way down.... If I aint got the upstairs CLEARED by 11:10 then I aint getting the downstairs cleared by 11:20... OK I'm a little flexible but please dont stand in my face larging it about who you are with ...

some people... I managed to speak directly with Audley who was a pleasant enough guy, shame about his enterage, wankers ! I was able to give the celebrity some "special" treatment and it was agreed that they could finish thier drinks upstair BUT when I had cleared downstairs I was coming up and they were going... A done deal that ended hermoniously

Another bloke once gave me the classic line when asked politely to finish his drink in the lower bar area... His reply; "do you know who I am?"... well I had no idea who he was so I asked the manager if he knew who he was, I then asked the bar staff if they knew who he was... neither knew him so I shouted at the top of my voice "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO THIS IS"... he was a nobody which nobody confessed to knowing with a big head and a big mouth so he was politely and diplomatically "ejected" from the premises... another wanker