Stoned at the airport?

Getting there and getting around.
Beezerk
Posts: 86
Joined: Tue 11th Aug 2009 02:36 pm

Stoned at the airport?

Post by Beezerk »

Have any of you lot been stoned at the airport while checking in etc and if so did you encounter any problems?
On the ferry last year we waited until we'd boarded before we sparked up (both legs of the journey), this year we're flying and I'm obviously expecting things to be a bit less relaxed than the ferry port.
We don't fly back until mid afternoon so a lunchtime toke would be nice but not if they're gonna be snotty at check in.

Any advice would be appreciated :wink:


joeuk
Posts: 751
Joined: Wed 30th Dec 2009 12:51 pm
Location: midlands

Post by joeuk »

i imagine every person on here as been stoned at the airport mate dunna worry just blaze it
User avatar
Boner
Posts: 9996
Joined: Thu 7th Apr 2005 12:07 am
Location: Anywhere but here...

Post by Boner »

My advice is build yourself a nice fat joint and smoke it out the front of the airport (I do everytime), that way you'll be nice & relaxed. ;)
Being pedantic and knobbish since 1972
Cisco
Posts: 6721
Joined: Mon 16th Mar 2009 04:14 pm

Post by Cisco »

Ditto that Boner :wink:
-
User avatar
wietroker
Posts: 352
Joined: Thu 6th May 2010 09:17 pm
Contact:

Post by wietroker »

If you don't wanna do it coz you're paranoid then just don't do it.

Personally I have only ever got stoned at the airport once, and that's because friends gave me a joint and I had no choice :D

Passport control and check-in staff don't give a shit. I've been stoned enough just on arrival at the airport and had no problems.
Beezerk
Posts: 86
Joined: Tue 11th Aug 2009 02:36 pm

Post by Beezerk »

Cheers chaps, I was hoping it would be cool due to the regular "stoned" traffic going through but I didn't want to get the old rubber glove treatment
:o
User avatar
geoffk
Posts: 4459
Joined: Sun 8th Apr 2007 02:09 am
Contact:

Post by geoffk »

I like edibles before a flight.
User avatar
USbongLord
Posts: 6704
Joined: Tue 19th Sep 2006 07:47 pm
Location: Baltimore,Amsterdam

Post by USbongLord »

im baked when i get there i smoke a joint right after i check in...then 3 or 4 space cakes
rockin into the night
CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY
Posts: 1566
Joined: Sat 31st May 2008 11:38 am
Location: Bucks, England

Re: Stoned at the airport?

Post by CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY »

Beezerk wrote:Have any of you lot been stoned at the airport while checking in etc and if so did you encounter any problems?
every time we go, we are mashed....

Space cake eaten just after check in. kicks in after security, and makes the flight a lovely blur.

once the flight was delayed after checking in, but having consumed the cake, we both got absolutly smashed and had to deal with security. piece of cake (excuse the pun), i was so obvioulsy high and usless at emptying my pockets (and holding the line up), but i didnt get any more special treatment form security than anyone else.

no worries.
Trips to the 'dam: 27
steven
Posts: 816
Joined: Sun 11th Jan 2009 11:07 pm
Location: Paradise

Post by steven »

How about after arriving back in the UK...

I plan to get toally smashed before I get my flight home next week but have thought about the nick I'll be in when I land and go through customs..

Starting to get paranoid in thinking I'll be getting watched as I get in my car for the drive home :cry:

yet it will probably be 2 hours later, I'm sure the affects of 2 space cakes will still be with me :lol:
User avatar
Twichaldinho
Posts: 3830
Joined: Sat 21st Jul 2007 07:08 pm

Post by Twichaldinho »

steven wrote:How about after arriving back in the UK...

I plan to get toally smashed before I get my flight home next week but have thought about the nick I'll be in when I land and go through customs..

Starting to get paranoid in thinking I'll be getting watched as I get in my car for the drive home :cry:

yet it will probably be 2 hours later, I'm sure the affects of 2 space cakes will still be with me :lol:
Relax, and don't worry. Customs dudes in ScotchLand are vaginas.
I have never arrived without being very, very stoned. Usually wearing a coffeeshop T-Shirt. Not to mention the hippy hairdo I sport :wink: :lol:

As long as yer clean, be as mouthy as you want.

Purpose for your visit to the Netherlands sir?

Consuption of a shit load of cannabis Mr Ocifer!
Endure
Cisco
Posts: 6721
Joined: Mon 16th Mar 2009 04:14 pm

Post by Cisco »

Also when do you actually see anyone at customs these days ? i aint for a long time , sure there are police etc scanning at the point of entry (passport control) then you walk passed them collect your bag and stroll passed no one at the customs point , job done :wink:
-
steven
Posts: 816
Joined: Sun 11th Jan 2009 11:07 pm
Location: Paradise

Post by steven »

Cheers folks :lol:
Kermit
Posts: 6521
Joined: Wed 16th Apr 2008 06:55 pm

Post by Kermit »

Never have probs with customs, its the West midlands Police after passport control that gives me a hard time. I just laugh it him and answer his questions truthly. Normally have you been in trouble with the Police before, been to any CS :roll: , smoked any weed, Got any on you, and a quick PNC check to make sure. TBH once he does the PNC he knows i am telling the truth although i did lie about not having any on me :wink: :lol:
Smokey McPot
Posts: 209
Joined: Tue 28th Sep 2010 11:12 pm
Location: On the fence
Contact:

Post by Smokey McPot »

Pnc check? WTF!!! I'm going on holiday not on the rob, what's that all about?
Easy seen I have not flown for ten years eh, but I didn't realise we were open to such scrutiny as police background checks... I haven't been in bother since my teens but I hate the police and that comes out in my attitude towards them... I can foresee problems for me here
If carlsburg made weed it would be northern lights 5x
Post Reply