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oh yea, TD ne chance of sorting me out with an old phone of ures??? i got one 2 use but its being held 2gether with more cellotape than plastic!!!


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liquidSwords wrote:had an argument with the Misses on the phone 2day, needless to say she won, reason being:- i threw my phone against the wall and it smashed into 6 pieces, punched the headboard on my bed until it cracked, and walked round the block to calm down, only to realise that the argument was pointless, I need a new phone, new bed, and now got hurting knuckles..... still calmed myself down witha spliff :-) and i've just got off the phone saying goodnight and love you!!!

arghhh... women :-)
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Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:
liquidSwords wrote:had an argument with the Misses on the phone 2day, needless to say she won, reason being:- i threw my phone against the wall and it smashed into 6 pieces, punched the headboard on my bed until it cracked, and walked round the block to calm down, only to realise that the argument was pointless, I need a new phone, new bed, and now got hurting knuckles..... still calmed myself down witha spliff :-) and i've just got off the phone saying goodnight and love you!!!

arghhh... women :-)
Shit on her table and blame the dog, it'll make you feel heaps better.
Lol, what happens if you've already pulled that stunt?? thats certainly something you cant pull twice!!!!!
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Piss in her shampoo and don't tell her?
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..the 'marriage' lasted 10 years all together, we met on a pill, made love for the first time on a pill, we raved to trance until dawn for a couple of years, I smoked like a marley relative and she never did..we have two kids, I smoked throughout, wouldnt walk round woburn safari or the park with the kids without blazing one, eventually she got pissed off with me smoking and other stuff (the list was bleeding endless), I smoked more cause i could feel the relationship going down the pan, we split up, I smoked more than ever, held onto the job somehow and became a single parent for half the time, free man the other half (more free smoking time), after a year of sitting on my own every night apart from the kids I met a lovely single mum at the school, younger and prettier and far sweeter than the ex, she doesnt smoke or drink, at all, which could have been a problem, hence this discussion.

Three years later we are still happily together :) :) , she has smoked a few times only and been to dam twice and watched me disintegrate (the mexican ice in dam wiped her out :shock: ), she puts up with me smoking 5/6 spliffs on a saturday night and staggering up to bed coughing, but its cool and I dont drink or watch football so as I keep telling her she is a very luck lady - actually Im the lucky one to have found someone so sweet and understanding of what I do...and in return I always try and remember that a good hearted women who lets me smoke to obliteration and likes watching violent gory films is a rare thing indeed...oh and she gets wrecked every now and again at random from the fumes, all of a sudden she has red eyes and nods off...and Im really really nice to her because she deserves adoration and I never row or sulk like I used to, that seems to help too :wink:

The ex has now remarried, out of the blue she met an italian man 12 years her junior, they go raving whenever its not their turn to have the kids (she's nearly 50 now), he spliffs (the irony of it) and shwe swears blind that its the first time she has ever felt true love - charming :cry:

But you know what, life goes on and my kids are my world (apart from the lovely GF and my spliffs and my music). Now if i was honest I think the worst thing in the world would be a spliff hungry girlfriend - id have to share my joints :lol:
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I enjoyed that templeball, good on you mate.
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[quote="Boner"]I enjoyed that templeball, good on you mate.[/quote

It just came out really. I liked the other posts too and yours. It's good to talk about other stuff sometimes. I'm just finishing off a little bit of ok black hash I found in my box and I'm off to sleep. Thanks for your patient growing advice earlier. :)
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Post by LadyJane »

Been there. I wish you good luck, TD. I've done the hiding the smoking thing, and it didn't feel good. In your case, the solution is simple, but not easy.

My very first boyfriend introduced me to MJ, and we had a good couple of years together. We would smoke nearly every night. But since then, all of my BF's have been of the non-smoking type. So for many years, I have cut back to smoking only occasionally, or not at all.

The last time I smoked, two years ago last month, was so fun. A friend of mine, whom I never suspected of smoking somehow brought it up. We both looked at each other in amazement. So he came over one night and I had prepared a major feast because I knew the munchies were going to be in effect. I made Potato halves with cheese and bacon topped with sour cream, home made pizza, grilled prawns, and baked an apple pie. We smoked, ate and watched Cheech and Chong, Dazed and Confused, played video games, and kept smoking.... I just tear up when I think how fun that was.

I have no problem against weed, as long as all my responsibilities, including my life, are in order and I don't let the weed negatively affect my life, I love it. Where is my pot smoking prince charming? :lol:
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My mum would love this thread, she always watches the Jeremy Kyle show. :shock:
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Enjoyed reading this thread alot.
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DC wrote:Image
My mum would love this thread, she always watches the Jeremy Kyle show. :shock:
Dad DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD where have you been. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Sir Niall of Essex-sire »

We ALL love a bit of the Kyle. Althoug compared to arguments that happen in Belfast on a Friday night it might be a little bit tame. Belfast is the only place i've ever seen a little blonde girl go windmilling into a group of guys because ' U'se fuckin' eyeballing me.'
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Post by Boner »

Kermit wrote:
DC wrote:Image
My mum would love this thread, she always watches the Jeremy Kyle show. :shock:
Dad DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD where have you been. :lol: :lol:
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Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:Belfast is the only place i've ever seen a little blonde girl go windmilling into a group of guys because ' U'se fuckin' eyeballing me.'
:lol: hmmmm who does that sound like...or is it more a case of what the fucks your praablam :wink: :lol:
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Post by Trichome_Dense »

Hey liquid - I got a spare phone for ya. Ya know what tho liquid - its a good thing your misses n mine don't know eachother or else we'd be fodder for them right now.

Good posts here guys... Its gOod to know I'm not alone in this predicament I find myself in :)
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