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Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 03:04 am
by Kermit
And the English eat fish n chips

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 06:40 am
by Ingwey Gooblebogger
Yer not only gettin yer Irelands mixed up but also the people in them.
Like there's a difference?

(Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

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But ya forgot the Irish sport of "make the english run around and scream like girls". ....see fig.1
Then shouldn't fig. 1 be an image of Irish folks on the run?

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 01:36 pm
by DC
Ingwey Gooblebogger wrote:Yer not only gettin yer Irelands mixed up but also the people in them.
Like there's a difference?

(Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

)
But ya forgot the Irish sport of "make the english run around and scream like girls". ....see fig.1
Then shouldn't fig. 1 be an image of Irish folks on the run?


You 'yanks' are all the same...yer grip on geography sucks, much like yer punchlines!.
The Ingwey national anthem

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 02:17 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
DC allow me to introduce you to the Great Brittish stay at home holiday regulars...
Afterall who wouldnt want to be on merry Southend Seafront on a holiday night out
where neon goes to die.
And if your lucky enough, when your daughter goes off to explore the beautiful caravan site
with its endless entertainment for kids
she might get ploughed by one of local resisdents of the beautiful town your in
leaving you with an ever lasting memory of the holiday
If thats not a holiday, i dont know what is.
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 02:30 pm
by cantona7
alot of these folks in the photos look better than some of the unsavory groups that lurk here in america. rednecks,heshers, supremecists, gang members, wannabes,etc.
iv got a great aunt in the midlands of the uk..kettering northants tbe. one of these chav characters threw a brick through her green house. is that typical/proper chav behavior?
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 02:53 pm
by Kermit
Sir Niall that is proper funny. LMAO
Like a day out at Chav land Chelmsley wood in Birmingham

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 06:35 pm
by Ingwey Gooblebogger
You 'yanks' are all the same...yer grip on geography sucks, much like yer punchlines!.
Right back at ya mate!
National anthem...good one. ha ha ha.
I guess I'd rather be a lumberjack than a Paddywack.
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 06:51 pm
by Twichaldinho
Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:
God, Buckfast is awfull!! There is a large chunk of my mid to late teens, I vaguely remeber thanks to that shit

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Tonic wine........no thanks
Side note, this thread is a contender for funniest thread ever!
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 07:22 pm
by Ash333
Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:DC allow me to introduce you to the Great Brittish stay at home holiday regulars...
Afterall who wouldnt want to be on merry Southend Seafront on a holiday night out
where neon goes to die.
And if your lucky enough, when your daughter goes off to explore the beautiful caravan site
with its endless entertainment for kids
she might get ploughed by one of local resisdents of the beautiful town your in
leaving you with an ever lasting memory of the holiday
If thats not a holiday, i dont know what is.
This is why as a proud Brit I holiday abroad.

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 07:39 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
Indeed Ash333 does the right thing, and dosnt shit on his own doorstep, but rather a spainish one...here he is proudly representing the nation for us all
whats that coming round the corner....its the British women representing our nations proud tradition of exporting English 'tang to the forgein lands for spainish/itallian/any bugger in the right place at the right time to try out
After discussion with Ash so i was more in the scene than previous. I was informed the one in the middle is known as a 'sure thing.'

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 08:05 pm
by DC
Buckfast is great....for strippin paint, cleaning engines and shortening yer lifespan....deep fried Buckfast lekker!.
'nick nack
paddywack give Ingwey a bone' Y'know, other than dog food and the rhyme the word doesn't exist....what did I say about punchlines again?. Given that the north is such a small place with not many people in it, ya have a 50% chance of gettin it right....and ya still aint. Keep'em comin sooner or later it'll apply to me.
Sir, it's got to the point where all the pictures look like they could be from anywhere in the western world.
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Heaven on earth?.

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 08:23 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
Indeed DC, that looks pretty good to me man. However, do you think they let shotguns into heaven?
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 08:30 pm
by DC
Yeah sure, most deffinately.
Besides, munchies need to be covered and how else are gonna turn this...
into this...

Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 08:41 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
I bow to your wisdom and forward thinking.
Also if we are made in the image of God, our thinking must also be in the image of Gods thinking. Which means that with the recent massive outpouring of werid logic forgiving Jacko it could be that it is divine logic and Jacko is up there. If i see this sick fuck walking around
Ill be needing that shotgun after you've rustled up some Bargin Buckets.
Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 11:03 pm
by DC
Could possibly be the first time a shotgun blast to the face improved the looks of the victim.
