Hi Rave n funk. Here in Jersey it is now legal! Hoo ray. This is because the police went round to my hortilogical mate and found one cannabis plant around several Deadly night shade bushes that are legal to grow any where.
Here mate, when the police sent both plants to the Lab it turned out that cannabis makes you think and giggle (and actually makes new brains cells (this is why it induces paronoi in some people who can not handle too many brain cells)(( the now famous experiment held in New York in the 50's to make it illegal to make blacks stop enjoying them selves Klu Klux etc etc, was when they gave through a huge mask strapped to a spider monkey, not a chimp or gorilla mind, but a spider monkey with this thick tube that pumped thick THC laced smoke into his lungs 24/7 for 2 days enough THC to make 2,000,000 average joints (those white boys wanted to be sure bud) and guess what? After 48 hours the spider monkey (little chaps - my mate in Lagos had one as a pet) died. HIs tiny brain had shriveled and expanded and burst.
The Feds back in the circa 1953 then declared that cannabis KILLS yea actually kills brain cells, not forms new ones, and made it illegal Mr President.
Phuck dat Rave and Funk, if I went to Amsterdam and smoked 2,000,000 joints Friday and Saturday (cost per joint 3 euros total cost for new experiment euros 9,000,000, on Sunday I think I would at least be talking to Oak trees and worshiping stones until I calmed down on monday. Trouble is, I have reckoned that it takes me 10 minutes to smoke 1 joint and it lasts about 2 hours depending on strain smoked. I can not be asked to work out how long it would take me to smoke 2,000,000 joints, but I am shure it would be longer than my usuall 10 day visit.
My point being that Jersey Forensics discovered that legal deadly night shade, if you eat enough berries kills, and cannabis makes you think and giggle. Here mate back in 1955 when I was 5 i tried one berry of that deadly night shade. Hey man for an hour I wanted to be sick and when it passed I went back out to play with me mates and never tried it again. But I will smoke anyone under the table at any given T&T anytime. I am 61 this August (60's far out mahn), but during the time I was brining up my two smashing daughters I left it alone for 20 years. DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD PERSON MR CAMERON????? PS re the 9,000,000 euros. Had a bad day with apple shares droping a few cents, so now only have $24,000,000 left. Given parity in 5 weeks time to do the test would only leave me with $15,000,000. I want to give more than that to my 2 daughters please Mr Smoking baccy and drinking 1 pint of vodka per day, legal, to my 2 daughters whom I LOVE with all my heart.
