Royal Mail

[gixxer]

fuck all to do with the driver, it was a genuine mistake

like ruf said, where she lives theres a few similar addresses

[Rufus]

Ok firstly, thank you all for you comments Kermit aged me by about 20 years last night ok so here is what happened next. Under cover of darkness I took care to remove absolutely everything in my house that could tie me to anything related to the lovely green. A very good friend of mine is happy to do some babysitting until I get to the bottom of this. Just handed it all over and he said FFS Rufus how much do you have, well there is the recent harvest of course and other bits and bobs...but that's it all away now so I'm a bit more relaxed.

@ Colina thanks for the cleaning instructions for the bong, Ill not need them yet, so no Winnie I didn't christen it last night, I seriously became all super paranoid and thought no can't touch it, in fact I have no used bongs in my house, all dumped, extreme I know but I really freaked out. Perhaps I'm living proof that cannabis can impact on your mental health Seriously though who knows what has went on, there might not be anything going on, but I can't take the risk, job, house, etc everything would just become fucked up...There could be a simple explanation and as I've said and as Gix knows there are very similar addresses in my neighbourhood. And I know plod in NI have more pressing priorities but it hasn't stopped them hassling me in the past

So I'm going to get onto RM again to see if I can get anymore answers, until then it is a smokefree Rufus, well until next Friday when I hit the Dam for a peaceful, relaxed, chilled, no problemo smokefest

I'll update with news if and when I get it...

EDIT -

Update - God Im getting quicker at getting to speak to a human at Royal Mail told them package arrived but I'm far from happy with the whole situation. Apparently they sent me a letter on the 9th yeah (still waiting on that too and I've got my mail today ) but as I spoke to them on the 9th I can't see any revelations there...the case is still open as they do need to investigate, it seems the whole forged signature thing has rattled them and the 2 week missing period, and as I pointed out if it is the same man who does the same route in my neighbourhood he is highly unlikely to get the addresses mixed up. Bloody hell this saga would make a good movie or something...

[Generous_J]

To me it sounds like RM contacted the driver on your route who, presumably, freaked right out, made an excuse and then proceeded to deliver the ROOR to you personally.

I wouldn't worry about the fuzz nor would I continue to pursue RM.
Enjoy the ROOR!