Curlin', that i'll be the one we invented whilst waitin' for the pub to open on a bitterly cold mornin',... "Look!, that big, mad, bad highland 'coo' (that one day will have its decendents threatened with deportation from "Holland"
) has wondered on tae the ice and done a big shite!!. I bet you couldn't get that big lump o' granite tae within five feet o' it!!". Second 'kilted' man. "Are we talkin' money "Macdonald", or is it just the porridge that's rumblin'?". "Macdonald", "I'm sick of your pish, we'll get 6 lumps each and fir every lump i get closer tae the shite than you, there's a dram in it!!". Second kilted man. "Yer on, ya prick. But, i better no' be standin at that bar in there, with you sayin' you've lost yer money!!" Third 'kilted' man, "I'm stayin' out o' this, a' canny swim!!"
Second 'kilted' man and "Macdonald" together, "Well fuck off then ya cowardly wee bastard. Are you feart you'll fall through and get a wash? Piss off then..away you go and play that new game you've invented. "Gorf", or whatever the fuck you call it!!!"
...and so was born a 'sport' that undeniably "Canada" have been dominating since it went global...
But not so fast all you "Canadians" out there. This is only round one. We don't have the money to throw at it (pardon the pun!) and the future up and comin' generations don't seem very interested in the finer dynamics of, 'lumps' to shite ratios, instead preferring X-Boxes and casual vandalism.
But, all we ask is a level playing field, or more correctly, ice. WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH YOUR WEATHER
Once we get settled into the next 'ice age', we'll start to claw it back
As for cricket on ice, i'd pay to watch it...
Found out a few days ago the "Dutch" are at the party as well. WTF "Scotland", get the finger out.
, because it did me 
, where "Scotland" would have been seated, if we had only qualified, did we try and qualify 
and got put out 
in WCC !!
) from sports to the 'Karma Sutra' and everythin' in between. 
and not wit you toillet bol water 