Why can't this happen to me?

[ed the head]

http://online.wsj.com/article/AP68bd33d ... b5727.html

A dentist in China Town received a package of marijuana, called the police, and swears he has no idea why he received it.

Orthodontist Richard Lyons was having a normal day of teeth cleaning at Dr. Toothy’s Dental Office in New York when a mysterious package arrived. His assistant signed for the package and it was passed on to Lyons who opened the parcel.

Inside the package he discovered 31 pounds of marijuana. Lyons was shocked and didn’t know what to do so he called the police about his discovery. Lyons says he has no idea why he received the package and has no idea who the person was who sent it to him.

http://tothecenter.com/news.php?readmore=15736

[spireax]

The stuff dreams are made off, keep hoping

[artymac]

Probably shittin' himself someone was goin' to come lookin' for it ......havin' his teeth looked at, might have been the least of his worries

[Marco]

Unless your dream is to be murdered by the criminals that sent the package to you as a way to avoid getting caught, I don't think this is anyone's dream.

[spireax]

Unless your dream is to be murdered by the criminals that sent the package to you as a way to avoid getting caught, I don't think this is anyone's dream.

don't think I thought it all the way through did I, just got excited by the idea of free weed. Guess that's why I'm shit at chess

[Marco]

Some prominent cat in PG County, Maryland had 2 keys of coke mailed to him, he had no idea. The package was being watched by the feds, when he took it inside they pounced. His 2 year old lab (obviously) made protective noises and actions towards the cops, so they murdered the poor dog. Lawsuit out the ass.