Amsterdam Questions for a Newb??

[YourGuru]

Please tell more about the ACD member who fell in a canal

I second this

Can we please get another member to independently verify this allegation...


~Ian

[puffpuffgive]

this probably happens on a daily basis in dam. a quick search of the forum reveals these two posts- maybe this is what he was talking about lol
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 23#p120723
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 24#p120724

GREAT WHITE SMOKER wrote:

Thumbs up for Rick* caffe!!!
You can sit,relax, drink beer and smoke good weed...
..but be careful not to get so fuckin drunk and stoned like me, before one month when I felt in canal... with my chair and my table...the bartender was not really happy...

GREAT WHITE SMOKER wrote:

Greenhouse is shithole where the bartender kicked me out when I was trying to get dry from swimming in canal in which i have felt from Ricks caffe. I was all wet and very drunk and stoned and he kicked me out. Man, where is your hospitality?
Although I had my little revenge the next day when I fell asleep (after Bubble-Kush(after 15 beers in my room)) on their video game and have vomited all over, i say that this coffeeshop is fuckin hole.

[Dave J]

Lol, I remember reading that report. Funny to read but certainy not for the poor member it happened to.

[Cisco]

I remember they posts I was just not sure who had posted them ! Cheers dude

[DanFromUk]

Getting wrecked is the best policy.

Your going to have a whitey one day so why not make it happen in the Dam!!

If you got friends around you will be fine, They don't last for long anyway but just sit back and enjoy it.

My first and only one happened at a party in a flat pulling the thickest creamy bucket I had ever seen, Honestly the smoke was like Smog

I knew I was being watched and didn't pussy out, Deep breath and here we go...... Sure I coughed for England and dam did I go white and couldn't move. Pinned to a Chair for 5 mins and couldn't move. Then decided to be sick .

Had a cup of tea and felt fine, well still stoned but I didn't look like a ghost.

[greenking]

Hi.
I use a rolling machine as i cant roll for shit lol ya can buy them in most head shops in most counrtys.
Easy to get the hang of.
you can get them in dam for sure.

Hope you enjoy your self bro

[Taylor]

Yeah I've got hold of a grinder and grinded some damiana and practiced, still not very good haha! Might get one of those rolling machines

Thats a funny story about the canal guy haha!! I was thinking of going on a waterbike with my friend. But im not sure to do it whilst stoned :p

[ftcarer]

cheers PPG
[quote="puffpuffgive"]this probably happens on a daily basis in dam. a quick search of the forum reveals these two posts- maybe this is what he was talking about lol
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 23#p120723
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 24#p120724
quote]

[Marco]

I took a boat ride here once and the guide said they find a few tourists each year drowned in the canal, according to her often British men with their pants around their ankles (don't shoot the messenger).

[Rasa]

this probably happens on a daily basis in dam. a quick search of the forum reveals these two posts- maybe this is what he was talking about lol
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 23#p120723
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 24#p120724

GREAT WHITE SMOKER wrote:

Thumbs up for Rick* caffe!!!
You can sit,relax, drink beer and smoke good weed...
..but be careful not to get so fuckin drunk and stoned like me, before one month when I felt in canal... with my chair and my table...the bartender was not really happy...

GREAT WHITE SMOKER wrote:

Greenhouse is shithole where the bartender kicked me out when I was trying to get dry from swimming in canal in which i have felt from Ricks caffe. I was all wet and very drunk and stoned and he kicked me out. Man, where is your hospitality?
Although I had my little revenge the next day when I fell asleep (after Bubble-Kush(after 15 beers in my room)) on their video game and have vomited all over, i say that this coffeeshop is fuckin hole.

wow that literally just had me in stitches... good fucking shit!

[A Leprechaun]

My twopennies worth would be, to avoid a whitey,have a good meal inside you,you are carrying a sugary drink with you,which is a very good idea,but if you start to feel a whitey come on it can take a while for you [a] to remember to drink it and it can still take a while for the effects to wear off after consuming something sugary for it to work,most important thing is don't panic even though you think you are going to die,try and avoid alcohol until you are happy with your weed tolerance.Fresh air does help as well but don't go wandering offstay put if you are in a coffeeshop stay put someone will help you out,especially the budtenders.

If you are concerned re a whitey ' maybe' a pipe or bong may not be the choice of first smoke,you suggest you can't role very well there is always someone in a coffeeshop who will be willing to help you out,and a joint is easier to handle smoke a half or a quarter of it and then put it down and see what the effect is,it easier to add than take away.

You can also buy cones in most of the headshops [many people do],just pack it with your weed and enjoy slowly re above.

There are various rolling machines you can buy,heres a link for one, http://www.uktobacco.com/acatalog/Tobac ... nes_1.html

I would suggest that you check out no 5 in that list, ie the cigarette tube filling machine,and buy the cigarette tubes just below it[you can practice at home before going with some tobacco to get the hang of it,and it is quite easy,heres a link showing how to use the tube machine,
http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_ ... ductID=310

[Taylor]

You can also buy cones in most of the headshops [many people do],just pack it with your weed and enjoy slowly re above.

There are various rolling machines you can buy,heres a link for one, http://www.uktobacco.com/acatalog/Tobac ... nes_1.html

I would suggest that you check out no 5 in that list, ie the cigarette tube filling machine,and buy the cigarette tubes just below it[you can practice at home before going with some tobacco to get the hang of it,and it is quite easy,heres a link showing how to use the tube machine,
http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_ ... ductID=310

Thanks for the links, I have been pondering over wether to get a rolling machine or not.... I think they look good to be honest and nice Idea about the empty ciggarettes.

[Bilbo Baggins]

If you are not a regular smoker you only really need to beware the '' first smoke '' paranoid whitey, so take it easy on that first blast--build a joint with a reasonable amount in--not a bloody matress--dont smoke pure as you first joint-----once this pleasant stone has passed go for it--your body will acclimatise with each joint-----if you do feel a bit paranoid I advise a leisurly stroll along the canals, taking it easy--getting to know the sounds of the city and chilling out--after as little as a half hour of this you will slip into the Amsterdam dimension which is something like the twilight zone--you donr really know where you are just wandering around, who cares--every now and then you see something you recognise and your back on track----just get stoned and dont panic about times places locations--slip into the zone

[dpgsoulja89]

heres the best advice i can give for your first smoke in the city..go back to your hotel room and smoke a bit a see how u feel in a half an hour ten if alls good go smoke in a coffeeshop,caz if you do get a whitey youl be in your hotel room!

[CatPiano]

This is a bit offtopic, but tpelling were you ever a member of a forum called introspectives.org? I recognise your avatar that's all.

We're in the same boat RE both being relative noobs, shame we're not going to be there at the same time