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artymac wrote:Hey I'm not that bloody old

Damed if you do, ....damed if you don't. "DjShaggy" [/quote]


you know how sometimes you just cant resist...

DjShaggy wrote:

artymac wrote:Hey I'm not that bloody old

Damed if you do, ....damed if you don't. "DjShaggy"

you know how sometimes you just cant resist...[/quote]

I only go with men, NOT boys

How true, how true, DjShaggy.....
.....and just to show how it can bite you on the arse sometimes "Snow White", .... i was once very keen on a girl i worked with and spent a fair bit of effort chasing her to give me a chance to go out with her.
Another workmate had a party at his flat and i was delighted to find out she was also there....
She was suitably tipsy like yourself and leaned across to me bearing a bowl of fancy finger food that my pal had provided for us all to snack on and said seductively, ...."Cheesy Balls?" Without thinking it through i said, "Naw, it's just the way i'm sittin'".
She never spoke to me again....

Snow White wrote:

DjShaggy wrote:

artymac wrote:Hey I'm not that bloody old

Damed if you do, ....damed if you don't. "DjShaggy"

you know how sometimes you just cant resist...

I only go with men, NOT boys [/quote]

i have the lungs of a 80 year old and the mind of a 8 year old so it depends how u wana look at things!!

lol artymac

artymac wrote:How true, how true, DjShaggy.....
.....and just to show how it can bite you on the arse sometimes "Snow White", .... i was once very keen on a girl i worked with and spent a fair bit of effort chasing her to give me a chance to go out with her.
Another workmate had a party at his flat and i was delighted to find out she was also there....
She was suitably tipsy like yourself and leaned across to me bearing a bowl of fancy finger food that my pal had provided for us all to snack on and said seductively, ...."Cheesy Balls?" Without thinking it through i said, "Naw, it's just the way i'm sittin'".
She never spoke to me again....

It depends on the person though. If you said that to me I would of laughed.

To be honest "Snow White" i don't know what she was lookin' for, .... but it wasn't me!!!
....and the more I knew her, the more I only wanted a loan of her!!

I fucking hate chicken children.

I don't have a preference to genitals. If its there its meant to be enjoyed

Taylor wrote:I don't have a preference to genitals. If its there its meant to be enjoyed

Was you drunk or high when you said this?.

Just back from a red hot chilli peppers concert..it was bloody epic!i love flea!
smoking some left over hash and watching only fools and horses
oh and my next trip is in december!

I love Only fools and horses

Snow White wrote:

Taylor wrote:I don't have a preference to genitals. If its there its meant to be enjoyed

Was you drunk or high when you said this?.

Well the kush bowl I just smoked had not hit that hard until my second. But now sober, true to my word. It means correctly!

Taylor wrote:

Snow White wrote:

Taylor wrote:I don't have a preference to genitals. If its there its meant to be enjoyed

Was you drunk or high when you said this?.

Well the kush bowl I just smoked had not hit that hard until my second. But now sober, true to my word. It means correctly!

You may just have totally blew your chance with "Snow White" there ...... I'm sure that's what Bashful said to Dopey .... and not a mention of "Cheesy Balls" anywhere....

pengaldinho wrote:I fucking hate chicken children.

Gettin' double busy slappin' 'em a new hairstyle.....

.....Ah, I must be gettin' old

You may just have totally blew your chance with "Snow White" there ...... I'm sure that's what Bashful said to Dopey .... and not a mention of "Cheesy Balls" anywhere.... [/quote]


As Taylor doesn't have any preference to genitals you might be in luck now