ATTENTION ALL STONERS IN THE FORUM................................................................................................ WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL!!!
Thank you,
Your friendly neighborhood spam bots
Ok, so I see a bunch of under 30's panicking like it's 1999. Yes, I survived (as we all did) the turning of the century without Nuclear Power Plants running wild and melting down, or airplanes flying into each other at 35,000 feet, or the plethora of panic induced paranoia that was to befall everyone on 00:00:01 1 January 2000. Guess what, none of that happened, including Wall Street meltdown...that happened a few years later on an unrelated matter, or was it unrelated? Hehe, sorry conspiracy theorists and doomsayers, I was just kidding.

and a middle finger, or two English fingers...
Peeps need to chill, quit with the panic and delusional BS...
As for questioning Lemmings health, seriously? IF something happened, there are a couple of peeps here that would be informed, like next of kin stuff, so chill already....
Sheesh, he's probably on holiday, having a laugh at all the hypersensitive stoners overreaction to a spam attack. If this were the first ever of its kind, I would understand, but this is such old shit...
This site will be fine, better when the Master Admin cleans house. Many excellent suggestion with making this site more secure, and I hope there are just as many who are willing to step up to fill active moderator slots. I'm ready, willing, somewhat able.. hey, I'm stoned half the time, so give me a break...
I love my fellow ACD'ers, so please relax before some of you become so stressed out that you leave the fold. Doing so would be seriously (fill in the blank).
Come join the chat, or at the very least check the archives for possible updates to the cup, or anything that might strike your fancy.
Happy Spam Free ACD... and to all those who continue the good fight on the front lines against the SpamBot Army. Hope they don't have an Air Force..

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