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Twichaldinho wrote:

Marco wrote:

Twichaldinho wrote:I think marco's ideal woman wears levis, dessert boots, and sports a penis in his trousers.
If the woman is hot, i dont care if she is wearing a tracksuit and ski boots!

I forget you two and Geoff are from the UK, so your standards are different. If you think women with (90%) fake blond hair who look like horses, wear the most dreadful clothes and eat with their mouth open are hot, well then it must be pretty grim where you are from

We should do a T&T and have everyone bring their girlfriend.

You win.... You're bird has the biggest penis..... And you cut, copy, and paste like a mutherfucker!!
And geoff is from the same place as you
One day, you will be right man, keep trying.

Sorry you are lacking in the sense of humor department. In the meantime, can I hire you to maintain a list of where everyone here is from?

DanFromUk wrote:

dconstrukt wrote:LOL@ DanFromUk lol... no girls in miami? LOL WTF?

now THAT is the funniest thing i've heard today.

just when you thought this thread couldn't get any more wackier... lol

lmao, I didn't say no girls, I just said that most of the girls looked stuck up!

Or have had waaaaaaaay to much plastic surgery

And great new username Battlefield hollllllaa , exclusive

I wear leggings under my skirts because I'm a fat ass with fat legs. You rather see fat rolls or me cover that shit up? Yep thats what I thought. I'm old and fat so I think its common decency to wear leggings.

Winter - boots are acceptible any style anyway. Cold feet sucks.

Marco is super funny and very nice in person he went to my bday toke at Siberie! Hey Marco! Sorry you hate my fashion style haha!

This thread started out as a booty call shout out and ended up about fashion statements. Hence why I love this stonerville paradise

2rollingstoned wrote:This thread started out as a booty call shout out and ended up about fashion statements. Hence why I love this stonerville paradise

best quote on this thread. hehe

back to the original question


you need to stand in the middle of central station
with a pimp cup and an attitude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl8X7fqOUQo

My wife is hot, smokes grass & likes Amsterdam more than Paris.

I'm hot too... I just scrubbed the hell outta the kitchen floor.

Now I'm gonna have a bowl of bubba kush and then move onto the laundry. How sexy is that - meow.

PS: There are lots of pretty stoner girls wandering around Amsterdam you will have a good time.

This thread makes me laugh - Peace

geoffk wrote:My wife is hot, smokes grass & likes Amsterdam more than Paris.

How long have we been married?

islandgurl wrote:

geoffk wrote:My wife is hot, smokes grass & likes Amsterdam more than Paris.

How long have we been married?

haaaaaa that cracked me up .... good one

2rollingstoned wrote:I wear leggings under my skirts because I'm a fat ass with fat legs. You rather see fat rolls or me cover that shit up? Yep thats what I thought. I'm old and fat so I think its common decency to wear leggings.

Winter - boots are acceptible any style anyway. Cold feet sucks.

Marco is super funny and very nice in person he went to my bday toke at Siberie! Hey Marco! Sorry you hate my fashion style haha!

This thread started out as a booty call shout out and ended up about fashion statements. Hence why I love this stonerville paradise

First of all, you are a lovely woman. (-:

Second, they wear these ugg boots in the summer!!!

Thank you very much Marco hope we see you again when we are there first week of March - we will have a smoke or two!!

I know, girls wear uggs with shorts in summer. Makes no sense but alot of fashion trends doesn't at times!!

Marco wrote:Second, they wear these ugg boots in the summer!!!

ok now thats ridiculous. lol

i brought my ultrafox ...nuf said and she brought me beauty and monkeynuts

yeah..uggs are horrible

LOL @ Bong! I showed that photo to my dude he never even noticed the boots. But we are both very stoned and giggling our asses off at this thread in general..