Petition to Invade Canada

[geoffk]

All red blooded Americans should sign ASAP!
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#! ... e/6zSsmsMw

[Nimrod]

Petitions are SO Canadian. Forget that.

REAL Americanos will just mass, drunk, in selected border towns with torches and pitchforks ready for action. Bonus style points for any NASCAR gear worn to the event.

Sharpen, sharpen, FWOOSH!!

And you Americanos better not have any felonies on your record, otherwise you may be denied entry into Poutineville.

Then again, maybe I'll just get drunk and canoe across Lake Erie with my 12 gauge and have some fun on my own.

We should have invaded Canada years ago.

[Adamster]

Funny how day to day 200 years ago he beat them back to the other side...Bring it bitches whit your americanos pesos

[USbongLord]

who the fuck would want that shithole?...buncha moosefuckin frenchmen

[2rollingstoned]

LMAO @ this whole thread but especially Nimrod. You are too funny! I am southern and I hate nascar so fkn bad just for the record

[geoffk]

LMAO @ this whole thread but especially Nimrod. You are too funny! I am southern and I hate nascar so fkn bad just for the record

What, you don't find family sedans locked in a perpetual left hand turn exciting?

[Adamster]

who the fuck would want that shithole?...buncha moosefuckin frenchmen

Yeah shit hole... whit oil and real beer you know how we would win the war? like the last one we would scare you all back home whit our drunken indians...and all you red necks from the south would die from the cold Bring it Texas and texas sieze... we like to make canadian bacon out of Fat ppl (pigs)

[Nimrod]

Yeah shit hole... whit oil and real beer you know how we would win the war? like the last one we would scare you all back home whit our drunken indians...and all you red necks from the south would die from the cold Bring it Texas and texas sieze... we like to make canadian bacon out of Fat ppl (pigs)

Two hundred years ago...blah blah blah. Stuff some Black Diamond in that cheese hole, whydontcha.

[2rollingstoned]

who the fuck would want that shithole?...buncha moosefuckin frenchmen

Yeah shit hole... whit oil and real beer you know how we would win the war? like the last one we would scare you all back home whit our drunken indians...and all you red necks from the south would die from the cold Bring it Texas and texas sieze... we like to make canadian bacon out of Fat ppl (pigs)

You assume there are no Indians in the south? Allow me to introduce you to my Cherokee mother and family.Just a bunch of rednecks and pigs are we? Interesting...

So yeah cmon down here assuming everyone in the south is a redneck retard. That's just the way I fuckin like it. In the dark and unaware. Perfect.

You sho do have a purty mouth there boy... I bet you squeal like a pig too. http://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

Fuck YA'LL in Canada EH!

[Nimrod]

Fuck YA'LL in Canada EH!

The purty mouth line was hilarious, made me LOFL, but easy now...

[2rollingstoned]

lol I had hoped you got my sense of humor I am only messing around hah!

[cantona7]

molson,kokanee, and labat blue are not real beer even when compared to budweiser and coors light.

[Adamster]

So 2rolling your An indreed Hillbilly red neck? Cherokee (LOL) im talking about real f..ing Indians what have they done? Shit all! Im talking a bout Warrior Indians Savages not some little Buffalo eat trips (shh) do back to your cave < Oyata’ge'ronoñ !! (pff) you said i right bunch of Retards from the south brains been burned by the sun and cheap home made liquor!
iv got better thing to do right now like building my IG for the winter

[Adamster]

Yeah shit hole... whit oil and real beer you know how we would win the war? like the last one we would scare you all back home whit our drunken indians...and all you red necks from the south would die from the cold Bring it Texas and texas sieze... we like to make canadian bacon out of Fat ppl (pigs)

Two hundred years ago...blah blah blah. Stuff some Black Diamond in that cheese hole, whydontcha.

See other american that can take that you been BEAT ..just look at it like this US hasnt won a war since WWII cause its a weak nation made of idiotic mythology and the government got every person living under control whit Binaural sounds..so you little ppl dont go out of control killing the prez or we small ppl (cia fbi dea ...) you been brain washed about everything you see and heards of in last 25 years or so! you know took you country 8 years to do what saddam did in 35 years? who the victim? you! for believing in the government using Binaural sound on the population so they forget and have a laugh (lol)you would laugh less if you knew the truth about what gonna happend to your little country and the sadess thing is MY CANADA Will be effect by the nuc bomb ...

we all going to hell!!

[2rollingstoned]

yawn. What a boring little cunt you are. Eh.