What NOT to do in Amsterdam

[Taylor]

Thank fully I have never white'ied. Don't know if it has anything to do with your size as I'm a 6ft 4" er but I've been right to the edge of a whitey

The only time I've ever thrown up is from coughing to much from a hit of the strongest Northern Lights I've ever had.

[Nimrod]

Do not ask matty223 if he has a coffeeshop map.

[Nimrod]

Do not make the mistake of sharing a 4-20 holiday flat with a self-professed, multiple-personality forum member who ends up going schizoid halfweg thru the stay. My perceived transgression(s) (mine gawd, which one did I piss off?) shall never be known, since said member(s) chooses to ignore me thru PM and e-mail.

Except however, in the curious case of my birthday thread, which was started by one of these crafty members, ostensibly to show a much-different face to the internet public.
Uncle Janus, indeed.

Around these midwestern states, jokingly referred to as Aunt Nancy.
Maybe it should be Aunt Sybil.

Anyhow kids, I digress.
The moral of this story is to keep your eyes open and see things for what they really are, and even what they themselves claim to be.

Happy cohabitating.

[Uncle Ron]

Do not make the mistake of sharing a 4-20 holiday flat with a self-professed, multiple-personality forum member who ends up going schizoid halfweg thru the stay. My perceived transgression(s) (mine gawd, which one did I piss off?) shall never be known, since said member(s) chooses to ignore me thru PM and e-mail.

Except however, in the curious case of my birthday thread, which was started by one of these crafty members, ostensibly to show a much-different face to the internet public.
Uncle Janus, indeed.

Around these midwestern states, jokingly referred to as Aunt Nancy.
Maybe it should be Aunt Sybil.

Anyhow kids, I digress.
The moral of this story is to keep your eyes open and see things for what they really are, and even what they themselves claim to be.

Happy cohabitating.

So, you really want to do this? Glutton for punishment you are...
You want to explain to the masses your reasons for forcing open the door to my room after midnight (you were drunk), while I was asleep, and giving me shit about things that were none of your business? That alone gets you a beat down in many corners of the world... Oh right, you didn't want to mention that... too bad. Here's some more...
You had a sinus infection, wtf did you want me to do, be your Aunt Nancy and hold your hand? The best I could do for you, I did... recommend contacting locals who have the INSTITUTIONAL knowledge (remember be saying that to you? yup, i did...) about apothecaries, clinics, and hospitals.
I agreed to share expenses of renting an apartment, not be your surrogate AUNT NANCY.
Now I know why the others balked at sharing an apartment with you... I should have picked up on the hint when I was warned and that I'd find out soon enough, which I eventually did. Shame on me...
I did my thing while in Amsterdam... and THAT bothered you?
Do yourself a HUGE service and be up front with any perspective room mates... that they need to be at your disposal 24hrs a day... talk about being an Aunt Nancy... project much?
Lastly, I'm not sure what fired you up, but you should let this go and move on... it's been nearly a year.
I was the one that was wronged... read above, plus I've got more if anyone is interested.
Best I can do for you, again, is this advice - stop stirring up shit that you caused in the first place.

Sad...

[matty223]

Do not ask matty223 if he has a coffeeshop map.

coffeeshop map, we dont need no stinking coffeeshop maps

[Uncle Ron]

Do not make the mistake of sharing a 4-20 holiday flat with a self-professed, multiple-personality forum member who ends up going schizoid halfweg thru the stay. My perceived transgression(s) (mine gawd, which one did I piss off?) shall never be known, since said member(s) chooses to ignore me thru PM and e-mail.

Except however, in the curious case of my birthday thread, which was started by one of these crafty members, ostensibly to show a much-different face to the internet public.
Uncle Janus, indeed.

Around these midwestern states, jokingly referred to as Aunt Nancy.
Maybe it should be Aunt Sybil.

Anyhow kids, I digress.
The moral of this story is to keep your eyes open and see things for what they really are, and even what they themselves claim to be.

Happy cohabitating.

Part II of the Reckoning...
Long before 4/20/13, I tested the waters with floating an idea of riding on bicycles around the city, specifically going to all of the major parks. Initially there was some interest, but no takers. I decided BEFORE arriving that I wouldn't be pursuing the idea, and good thing seeing how shitty the weather was most of the time. On the chat, I was taking the piss with Matty223 about going on a bike tour, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT HE CAN'T RIDE DUE TO HIS NECK INJURY. Seems our resident Nimrod didn't know this, at least not until I told him so during his after midnight drunken tirade. THERE WAS NO EVENT PLANNED.
Moving on to the next scene...
On the 23rd, I decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather and spend some time in Ijmuiden, the mouth of the Ij River. THIS WAS NOT A PLANNED EVENT, just me deciding that morning to go to the beach, ALONE. Again, our resident Nimrod took this as an insult, seems his feeling were hurt because I didn't invite him to come along.

Want to know more?
Take the red pill and you will continue to believe his paranoid delusional bullshit...
Take the blue pill and I'll expose it for all to see...

What not to do in Amsterdam...
Hopefully to not chose the wrong person to share expenses.
After this, I doubt anyone would want to share an apartment with Nimrod...
... and for those who do, you've been fairly warned. Also, good luck at being treated as his long lost Aunt Nancy from the mid west of his delusions.

Lastly, to our resident Nimrod...
Why, after nearly a year of me being silent about the bullshit that you started during 4/20, are you starting this shit storm?
Did I forget to mention some of the not so pleasant opinions you have towards certain people? No, well perhaps I should share them?
You want a shit storm... I'll give you a hurricane of shit...
How enjoyable do you think your future visits to Amsterdam will be? Want to wager that they won't be as pleasant as you hoped?
...and I don't have to do anything because you've already done enough, it's called self inflicted.

In your own words...
The moral of this story is to keep your eyes open and see things for what they really are, and even what they themselves claim to be.

Now perhaps we all can move on...
Next...
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[spidergawd]

Well you know Ron, sometimes folks just need a hug,

Love ya Nimrod

No maps

[treetop]

I hate maps too cos they take away my last excuse for getting lost.

[Von Goat Weed]

Always have a map on me cause once two hot girls ask if I had a map and I didn't they then said too bad you can show us where the bar is ... since them I always have a map of the city on me last time meet a nice Austrian girl who was lost and we had fun together

Aunty Ron ... I want more of this story on the nimrod
I hate drunks! They always try and act like you have problem ... But don't see or care they just woke up the whole block

[Panog]

Hahaha !!! Shit just got real ! Nimrod sounds a lot like my ex housemate. Ex for a reason but you were ballsy enough to share a place with uncle Ron

[Slip & Sal]

Hahaha !!! Shit just got real ! Nimrod sounds a lot like my ex housemate. Ex for a reason but you were ballsy enough to share a place with uncle Ron

[toker31]

Found Aunt Nancies hot button it seems!?!


Mr. Green AND Zippy
sounds like you had ample time to respond to Nimrod but chose to act like a pompous princess and ignore him. Seems a bit of your own doing. I would have called you out sooner in public that is for sure since it seems to have gotten your attention. Panties in a bunch much?

Don't be so quick to be wanting to air others dirty laundry about he said she said and billy likes johnny but not jimmy because he doesn't love Oily balls in or around his mouth like Aunt Nancy does. Just because you haven't heard it doesn't mean others haven't said it.
Anyone who logs onto ACD for 5 minutes and finds the forums drowning with your delusional, self righteous chatter about how you know a better way and why. Now adding to your talents is mindreading? ESP MAN.

Don't feed the stoners Too easy Next Where did zippy go OHH there he is and my other realest friend Mr Green

#INRONWETRUST

[toker31]

.... and to be constructive.

I would NOT stay in a hotel again, eat FEBO, eat a raw herring, OR go into another blue light booth.

All things I recommend doing once during your stay in Holland though if you have not.


Never have and Never will buy a pre roll either. Kind of like stating the obvious though.

[Sailor59]

eat a raw herring

What? Are you totally deranged? Herrings are beautiful. Hold the tail, lift above the head, let it unroll, lower gently and savour the taste. The ouder the better. Fuck FEBO though.

[toker31]

eat a raw herring

What? Are you totally deranged? Herrings are beautiful. Hold the tail, lift above the head, let it unroll, lower gently and savour the taste. The ouder the better. Fuck FEBO though.

Well not totally deranged just partially!

I am not judging or telling you how to eat your fish just saying the "herring chute" isn't for me. Smoke it or fry it up and im on board.