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"a naked american man stole my baloons"
- An American Werewolf in London

"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."

- Christopher Pike to James Kirk

not only do I have to kill you, but I have to take your soul. Voodoo magic. Fucking voodoo magic, man!

This is not about money, this is about power. There's a new king in the streets. This is a message he has for your people: "you are history!" Fucking history. Goddamn puto.


2 quotes from predator 2 class!!!

craig_ulsterman wrote:

damn it I need to see this shit movie now!

"I much rather be happy than being right!"
Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy

"Emancipate THIS."
- Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
(streaming on nflix in hd)

From The Battle of the Bulge...

Cpl. Conrad:

This new command is an illusion. Give it up.


Col. Martin Hessler:

I am Martin Hessler.
Four years ago, my panzers overran Poland in one week, that was no illusion.
In 39 days, my tanks smashed all the way to Paris, that was no illusion.
I conquered the Crimea, that was no illusion.
Today, I was given a brigade of Tiger tanks.
When I have a brigade of tanks, THAT is reality.

Big Bang Bones wrote:"I much rather be happy than being right!"
Slartibartfast, The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy

Great film

[At the big conclave/street gang meeting, Cyrus, the boss of the street gang appears]
Cyrus: Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!
Cyrus: Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.
Cyrus: You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
Gang Members: Yeah.
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
Gang Members: Yeah!
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
Gang Members: YEAH!

From  Things to do in Denver when you're dead.

The Man With The Plan:  "It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' cock. Am I wrong?"

From Pulp Fiction...

Samuel L. Jackson, as Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

More Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

More Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

Animal House

John Belushi as Bluto "Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!"



And again

Two quotes in this clip I love

Bluto "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?"

The Stork "What the hell are we supposed to do you moron!"



Favorite film of all time

craig_ulsterman wrote:...that fuckin' nimrod...