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craig_ulsterman wrote:Favorite film of all time

Good comedy year (19??)- Animal House and Up in Smoke.

78 I googled I wasnt even a twinkle in my ma n da eyes in 78

Bronson

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?
Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.
Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!
Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

craig_ulsterman wrote:78 I googled I wasnt even a twinkle in my ma n da eyes in 78

I was a rover lookin' for a twinkle in '78, already out of high school.
These days I consider myself lucky when I find a proctologist without a twinkle in his eye.

EasilySuede wrote:These days I consider myself lucky when I find a proctologist without a twinkle in his eye.

All ahead of me

Airplane!

Too many to choose from but here a few that set me off on one

I take it black,like my men



Flight attendant singing to sick girl



CALM DOWN, GET A HOLD OFF YOURSELF!

^ thanks for the reminders. Sooo many classic scenes.

[Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.
- The Thing (1982)

..

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

- The Wizard of Oz

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap???"

Kingpin

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine - Cabalanca


Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that - Casablanca


Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley - Airplane

Gentleman! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room - Dr. Strangelove

These go to eleven. - Spinal Tap

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump" - Spinal Tap


There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. - A Clockwork Orange

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
Clubber Lang: Pain! - Rocky III

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Trainspotting

One of the best...

'We've gone on holiday by mistake'

'When you are holding onto a rising balloon the question is when to let go, why trust one drug and not another..that's politics that is..'

And pretty much every other line in Withnail & I (1986) d. Bruce Robinson.

Bond (with a smile): "Was there ever a man more misunderstood?"

- Thunderball

Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: You're Goddamn right I Did!