To begin,. sorry if I spelled your name wrong or left you out im a stoner,......... you know you were there,.... I think I was,....it was a blurr
April 18th 4:00pm est,- Day 1 (19th)
Packed up and off to the airport... got to the gate we made it in good time and off to Detroit but come to find out 5 min in we are going to have to hold in a circle pattern for an hour as the Obama was flying out as we were flying in,... and wouldn’t you know it we are landing on one side of the airport and will have to go under and over to the other end,.. lol,... but with luck we made it and off to the Dam, Sucked we didn’t get to eat before boarding,.. airplane food sux,. but we are in the air and that’s all that counts,.. 7 hrs later we touch down at Schiphol and found are way through custom’s,. my wife’s passport was brand new so the young man behind the counter razzed her a bit,. but all in fun and we are off to the train counter and to the train to central station. when we got to central we meet a couple from the U.P. (that’s the upper peninsula of Michigan),.. Gave them a coffeeshop map and they went looking for a room and we went to get our tram cards and off to voyagers,.. found the little white info shack and got tram cards and we made it,. yes!,............ walked over to voyagers and they were closed so off to central coffeeshop,. walked in and the tender showed me a saweet peacemaker for 9 euros so I purchased 2g and proceeded to smoke but I needed a grinder so I turned to the tender and asked if I could use a grinder and the kind man said welcome to the Dam and gave me a nice yellow grinder with the Amsterdam symbol on it ,. and then I was rollin’,....... but then no lighter and the tender tossed me a comp lighter,.. great guy ,.... as I got to partaken to the nice new world I loved the real candy taste and good head high I got from the peacemaker,. plus it was a long flight,. hehehe,. but I found all the smoke and prices at central to be righteous,........... after a nice high we were off to the tram to drop the bags at the Apt. Wow, it wasn’t ready had still about an hour so dropped off the bags and off to the Dampkring and had the place to ourselves,.. as it was 10:30 am,. hehehe,. but we grabbed some cakes and I looked to some goodies,. Liked the Chocolope so grabbed 2g,. 20 euros,. sat chatted with the tender and she was a nice lady she gave me a cone saver,.. we took some photos of the smiling cat,.... the lope was smooth and chocolitious,.. and after we finished our drinks we were off to the Apt. Saweet it was ready and nice no complaints,......... we got the key and rested our feet as we made it home and twisted a pre,..... seen the hash pipe ,.. hehehe,.. so off on a hash hunt,..... took a stroll over to tweed kamer and chatted with the chap tending,. he chopped me a nice piece of Noor 2g plus some extra ,.great guy,... told me to stop in again before I fly out and he would hook me up again,. and I did ,. but that’s later,................ was thinking susies would be a nice place to go sit get a hinie and smoke a cone,....... so off to find susies,.. found it and sat got a pint and looked it over football jerseys all over the ceiling,. great atmosphere,. the bartender was a good guy chatted it up for about an hour,.. was lookin’ for the piggies to try and jump on their QD boat but none to be found so off to Basjoes to meet up with some ACDers with a good buzz we made it to Basjoes and were a bit early,.. so I looked at the menu and ah what did I see,.. Amnisia,... give me 2g my good man,. and he did,. lol,........ sat with the drinks twisted a few cones and waited to meet people,. the Amnesia hit the spot real heady,.. tender was most kind and loved the coffeeshop,.... sorry I couldn’t meet James,. was bummed,............ as we waited we met a man from Cali,. Oaktown,.. named Steve great guy cool little pipe,.. after a few Yogi and Hestia showed and after then a few others trickled in,.. Drugsbunny, Lemming, Nimrod, Matty and the Macgyver of weed Gapie,... .and others, sorry if I missed you,. I was stoned out of my gourd,... as the bowls and cones pass by,........ the less I remember,. lol,... my holiday had started all right,. after the T&T we were off to the apt, but got turned around and cant say lost,. because we found the Albert Heijn and grabbed groceries,...... and we did locate the apt, dropped off the stuff we just bought and went to get dinner,.. oh don’t buy the red milk,. lol,.... its not Vitamin D,. lol,. so off to get some hot, fast , food,.... so stopped in at Dampkring and got 2g of C5 20 euros,.. looked good,. it was,...... and now to get that food,. ended up with pizza was cardboard,. but it worked this time,... back to the Apt, and a night cap,. mixed me a little C5 with some Noor and got some Zzzzzz,...........What a day,.........
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420
April 20th-Day 2
We got up a bit late,. jet lag,...... cleaned up, ate, pre-rolled and out the door,. its 420 and we are meeting ACDers at the Koningspline web cam,. I stop at Dampkring on the way,grabbed caffine and out. Nice coffeeshop,... im still stoned from the night before, so good,. stopped off at the Tweed next to hold the tender up to his promise and boy did he,.. 3g of lemon haze and 2g of Nepal hash,. great deal,. Shhhhh,....... thanx my man,.... I’ll see you next trip,....... ran up to Dam square to grab some post cards then off to meet up with the group at Dampkring to go to the cam it was standing room but I found a spot,. always do,. called ahead,. lol,........ not really,.... chiefed a few cones and off to the cam did a little wave and hope you saw,.... then in the rain it was off to 420 and it was packed,. but like I said found a great seat in back big table and we all sat,..went and looked at the menu and what did my little eye spy ,. NY Diesel,... I’ll take 5g thanx,........ real powerful good strain,.... and we smoked are asses off,... yeah baby!,............ after a few hours we had to eat so we all decided to meet up at Nes later so off to eat,. as we walked we saw this guy he was all silver and my dumb ass didn’t get a photo,. lol,. im a stoner,.......... while on our walk we stopped in at Betty Boop,.... nice little shop,. grabbed 2g of sugar punch,... nice,.. twisted it up and smoked it on the walk to Grasshopper,. grabbed some cakes got photos and out,.... IT’S A TRAP!(Admiral Ackbar) cakes were good,.. so off to the Nes but on the way we stopped off at Ricks and snagged up 2g of 5 Way,. took that to the Nes,.. met up with ACD and got our cakes,. Mmmmmmm good,... and sat in the best seat as the bartender had to hand me the vapor bags first,. yes!,........... Yogi sat next to me,. was great to chat with him for a few and 20 some odd vapor bags later we staggered out of Nes,. I was on a mission I had to get some LSD,.... so off to Barney’s and a few photos on the way ,... crap! No LSD so cant make it for not,. (long walk),. I picked up 3g of Vanilla Kush, nice,. and a hint that the LSD was at amnesia,. so onward hoooooo!,..... and at the end of this rainbow was my LSD,. grabbed 3g and the chap tending gave me a deal 8 euro a gram,........ thanx bro,.. and he suggested we stopped in during the day to get more acquainted,. you bet we did,. but that’s another day,. as we started to get a rumble in our tummies off to the ATM, ARG! And food,. was late so we were limited as we were looking around we saw this guy and he waved us in as he could see we were hungry,. lol,. but it was closing time 11:00 and they stayed open and served us great people and great steak,... Rancho Steak House,....... just remember everything’s alacart,.. and katsup cost,..... lol,............ but it was good and filled me up,. so after we walked over to Dampkring we stayed by it for the first 3 days so it was home,.and it was nice and exceptable,.. I indulged in some of my new finds and we chatted with 2 nice women from Croatia it started to get late and we were off to the Apt, had a nice bowl of Naples hash and NY Diesel ,. nice heavy eye,..... and get some Zzzzzzzzz,....
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April 21st- Day 3
Up early Cannalypics Day off to eat (smoke & pancake) then off to voyagers to meet ACD to journey over to Haarlem,. but crap out plug converter blew a fuse so we ran to Auroras to get a fuse and I love the toilets they come out the walls and two separate buttons,. big flush and little flush,...... ok back at hand,. hehe,........ after the fuse we were off to voyagers and to meet up with the crew and smoke,....... after everyone trickled in we were off with Gapie in the front Haarlem bound,..... after a nice train ride we come out of Haarlem station and the sun came out was going to be a nice day,..... got to Birdy’s and rolled a joint in a mirror and the funny thing is I asked the guy if I could roll a joint without a cone and he said sure,..... the record was 34 sec,. So I went and bam!,....... 24 sec,. The place went nuts and we smoked then the tender comes over and says sorry my man but my boss says you cheated with no cone,... I was like you told me I could do it that way,.. he was like I know im sorry if you cant roll a Dutch cone we understand and it will not count,. lol,. I laughed and said you know what Jim Morrison said to Ed Sullivan when he said you’ll never play my show again,. Jim said,... I just did,............ but I was game you just called me out so I told him put some weed up and I did it again but with a cone,. and drum roll,......... I did it in 14 sec,. lol,....... BAM!,....... that fucker was like oh my God,... and the place blew the hell up,.. was freakin’ great,. and the guy was like im so sorry bro you fuckin’ rock and threw me a 3g chunk of templeball hash and my name and record went on a chalk board in birdies so if its still their let me know,... thanx it was great,. beat the record and then slam that record,. was great fun,. and after that we crawled to the next stop and I did the joint puzzle in 48 sec. But the tender was slow at the watch so he gave me 50 sec,. then we went to the bong building competition,. I beat the record,. and as I was shaking the dudes hand Trad beat me by one second,. great job bro,... ACD rocked,..... but it was all fun and great times with great people,. the best was walking around with Fly by nite,........ he showed me and my wife lots of sites and he is a great guy thanx my friend,........... as we got to the last shop the wife hit the wall and took a snooze at the table,. the sad part is as we sat and waited for the trophy ceremony we found out that a train had crashed and 100 or so people had been hurt and we were worried that others from ACD had left early that they may be on that train so we left to try and get back to the Dam,... so glad we found Winnie and Blueberry they saved our butts and got us back to the Dam via bus and then taxi,.. thanx again girls you rock,....... as we got back to central station we split and went separate ways off to voyagers to see who was on the train if anyone,... Hestia went home and we chiefed with Yogi,. I picked up 2g of El cid kush,. and 2g of Blue Cheese then off to eat something and off to Basjoes to warm up,. after a stop to eat and take photos we smoked a pre-roll of blue cheese and temple ball,. tasty,......... we arrived at Basjoes,. ordered cappuccinos and I snagged 3g of Budda Cheese,. twisted up a cone and commenced to chatting for a few hrs,. then Yogi was off to the hostel and we as well ,..off to the Apt. took more photos on the way,. for a night cap a fat cone of Vanilla kush,. great way to welcome Amsterdam Dreams,. Zzzzzzzzz,...........
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April 22nd- Day 4
Got up and packed our things we were moving to another Apt. in the Albert Crypt was a little walk and we dropped off the things and the wife went to the market as I went to voyagers to meet up with Matty to go and watch the Ajax match,. as I arrived a few other people showed up so we smoked then we ran to Matty’s room to drop off my pack after we ran to extend my tram card and off to the subway to the stadium,. as we got on the subway it was packed so we thought this may be a good match we got off and stopped by the supporters club,. it was packed with hooligans,. hehe,... burned one before going in, got some photos and then some of the stadium and then inside such a nice interior and the crowd was crazy got tons of video and photos,..marleys son sang at halftime he sang stir it up ,.it rocked ,.. we made it out with our heads so that’s good,. lol,. they won 2-0 and the after we stopped and got a few more photos of the supporter club and back to the subway,. the freakin’ riot police were everywhere,...... back to the Dam,... Matty was off the blaze with some friends and I hopped the tram to the Apt,.. grabbed the wife and off to Hestias for a home cooked meal,.... stopped in at centrals to see if they had some peacemaker,. my lucky night,... yep,. so I grabbed 3g and off to the great spaghetti dinner at Hestia after fillin’ our belly’s we chiefed and chatted after a few she was off to bed and we hit the red light,.... thanx Hestia the dinner was great,... before the red light we stopped off at green house and as we were taking a photo a Russian man was standing by and I wiped my nose,. it was cold,. and he said what’s this mean,. lol,. I said I had a runny nose and we laughed and he said you know it’s Amsterdam and I said yes it was,. lol,... but then we went in and I grabbed 2 cakes some cappuccinos and 3g of casey jones went out to the terrace and we found the same Russian couple still there so we sat and I twisted a few cones we ate our cakes and drank,. as we started chatting with the nice Russians she was a lawyer and spoke great English and he was a cop and spoke no English,. lol,... but still was good convo they were trippin’ balls on truffles so he was loud,. lol,......... after they left we jumped over to Basjoes,. more quaint,..... and as we got in we saw Winnie and Blueberry,. great peeps,......... we sat and smoked a cone I said I wondered when the last tram is and they said now,............ yikes!,............ so we had to smoke and run so off we went,. and lucky us we got the last tram,........ as we got in it was late and we ate and had a night cap cone of peacemaker,....... great finish to the day,.. Zzzzzzzzzzzz,.............
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April 23rd- Day 5
Got up late,. really late,. hehe,. but another day in the Dam,........ clean up and off to eat and the green place,.. have to meet up with Yogi to say bon voyage,......... great guy cant wait to hook up again,.... then off to voyagers to meet up with others,. get in and Gapie was twistin’ up a cone of some ear wax and LSD and then wham! He spilt it,. lol,... Gapie,. but he saved most of it,.... funny shit,. after a second try he got it and we blazed it and off to Utopia nice shop with a view,..... as we got in but who was in the front window seat,...Hestia,..we sat and had a little pow wow,...... and off we went to present the 2nd place cup to 1e Hulp,........ and smoke down,...... and that we did,. great shop should have got 1st place,. in my opinion,........... after the presentation the tender brought up 4 plates of weed, hash and kiff,.. one righteous dude,.after a dozen or so bowls, bongs and cones,. Matty, Nimrod and I ran over to Café de klos to grab some steaks,. great meal and the waiter was full of fun,........ we sat at the front window great view,. had a great steak and drank some good beers and chatted with friends,. it was a great meal,..... after a few hrs we looked to get some dessert and off to the liedenspline funny thing I would walk by a scooter and the alarm went off and Nimrod said you have to find the owner and tell him so I was going to but he was bustin’ my balls,. lol,. funnier thing is it did it a few times like I was a magnet,. lol,........ then we stopped off at the bulldog and had a smoke and a beer,. watched a cop slam some guy or girl (couldn’t tell)down to the ground,........... then some black guy was walking up and down the spline yelling the security guy at the bulldog was messin’ with him,. funny shit,. lol,...... drunk screamin’ give me a cigarette,. lol,....... so after the show we were off to the red light buzzed and see the skinny ally and mess with the ladies of the night,. lol,... and after a drunk walk we were off to voyagers and a small purchase of 3g of chocolope and 2g of strawberry bliss,. we sat and rolled a jelly filled chocolope cone,... as we sat and blazzed a few others showed up and we chatted then Nimrod and I ran to green place,. hash run,....... oh the strawberry bliss was crap!,............ when we got to green place we snagged up 2g of maximillion,. 1g casey jones and 2g of lemon larry,. all very smooth,..... as we left we were tryin’ to get me to the last tram,. again,.... lol,......... buy and fly,... so we indulged as we walked,..... had a great convo,.... Nimrods good people thanx for the tour my friend,..... got to the tram and off to the Apt,.... got in had a quick bite and got to get things ready for the German trip in the morn,..... lots of pre-rolls,. and some lemon larry for a night cap,..... smooth,.. days are going by fast now,....... Zzzzzzzzzz,.........
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April 24th- Day 6
Got up early and gathered up our things and its off to Germany via Eindhoven to Arnhem to Germany and back to the Dam,.. so off to the car rental place,. loaded up and off to the expressway,. A10,. GPS,. Eindhoven,....... was off to a great start,..... got to get the car up to 120 mph (200 kph),. was great good photos we had a guy in a Porsche fly up on us and pass us as if we were slow,.... crazy,. got to Eindhoven saw the Son bridge,. photos then off to Nijmegen all’s good saw the bridge,. we missed the river crossing,. missed the turn so we drove up to Arnhem got photos of the bridge and was off to Germany plenty of time and just before the German border,. pop,.......... we got a flat,... so I get out and low and behold,.......... it’s 2 freakin’ flats,..... what the,. lol,................. so our cell phones don’t work so luckily a nice Dutch man stopped and made a few calls and a wrecker came and we ended up with another car 4 hrs later so we couldn’t get to Germany we had to just go back to the Dam,... but we had plenty of time to go all the way to Wesel and drive the Rhine,. but shit happens,. the other funny thing is the second cars GPS was only in Dutch and brought us in on the far side of Amsterdam so I was interpreting Dutch an driving trough the middle of Amsterdam,......... it was freakin’ great,.. hehehe,..... did I mention it was a stick,... fun fun,........... so as we get to the rental place,. its closed so I parked the car on the sidewalk and dropped the keys in the drop box and we out,. lol,...., some guy on a bike yelled it’s a sidewalk! Too funny,....... got photos,. lol,.............. then off to eat,........ we got a pizza at a great little place El Dolce,........ and off to the Albert Heijn to get food and pop,......... after we dropped of the goods we stopped in at Katsu a little high priced but had to get 3g of big budda cheese and 2g of zero zero,.... both mixed nice and I chiefed as the wife and I contemplated our crazy day,...... after a few we wondered back to the Apt,.... got in cleaned up and had a night cap of lemon larry and temple ball,....... great blend,......... 9 heavy eyed nights left,. Zzzzzzzzzzz,........
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April 25th- Day 7
Got up,. dragged my ass out of bed and shoveled some grub in my face,. cleaned up and off to central coffeeshop,. loved the smoke and great deals,...... and the views the best,........ was lookin’ to snag up some peacemaker but no ahah!,........ out so ill get 2g of NY Diesel and sat in the front window rolled a cone and watched the world go by,... got a nice photo,...... after a few I wandered down to voyagers to see if any of the crowd was in,.. Nimrods crawl across the Pijp,... and as I thought the crew was in and smoke fest commenced,. then off to katsus to officially start the crawl,. hehe,.. after a big pow wow we could have stopped right there but not ACD,. no just warming up,.... lol,...... with a little gas in our tank we boogied off to club media where I pick out a nice kandy kush 3g and a chuck of Zootijes 2g,.... we sat and the lady at the door was makin’ drinks too so we waited and entertained ourselves with a few bowls and cones,.... as we got or drinks and chatted the buzz grew and we felt the time was good to crawl to De Graal (tounge twister),.......... found or way,. nice shop as we commenced to frying some cells,.. as our hunger started to grow Nimrod suggested Café Loetje,. sounds good a nice juicy steak,...... the place is nice more stuffy then De Klos and the waitress had the nerve to tell me how I wanted my steak,. so it wasn’t as great as De Klos,. and fries,. no baked potato,. crazy,...... but it was what it was,.... the sticky toffee was excellent,....... and the company was the best,.......... after we were off to say or best to Hestia as she was going in the morning so she picked green place,......... great shop to see the Nieuwmarkt,. when we arrived I still had a little cash so I partook in some purchases,. 2g of lemon larry,.. 2g of pineapple kush and 1g of maximilian hash,... grabbed some cakes and sat with the motley crew,. we said our arrivederci’s,....... and blazzed the stoner path,......... then after goodbyes we were off to get some night photos and grab some trinkets for home,.. but first I grabbed 2g of chocolope,. it was just so chocolatey, hehe,........ then we stopped off at the Nes,. funny thing as we were walkin’ I turned to look at something and my wife stopped in front of me and as I turned my head back I ran the side of my face into the back of her head,. yaouch!,........ freakin’ hurt,.. thanx hun,. lol,...... no blood no foul,.. lol,............ but we made it to the Nes no one was in so we sat ordered a brew and started twistin’,........ the Real Madrid, Bayern Munich match was on so the place was jumpin’ after the match,.. as no one showed we were off to grab the last tram,.... (note to self, next time don’t stay outside the city center catching last trams sux),. lol,..... mental thought sorry,......... back at the Apt. We started to relax and get thing in order for tomorrow,... I rolled a fat chocolope cone to finish me off,. it worked,. hehe,. off to Zzzzzzzzzzland,.......... starting to dream of ways to get back already,..........
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April 26th- Day 8
Woke up and the wife was sick all night,. shame,.......... but she’s a trooper and we ate and she was lookin’ to see some art so off to the Museumspline and as we got there,. wow a line,. hehe,....... so she stayed to stand in line and I was off to hit the Grey Area,....... took a lap around the liedispline and made it up to Grey Area,... finally,. have stopped by 3 times and closed each time,...... but it was worth it,........... walked in and stuck my DU,. (Ducks Unlimited) sticker on the wall,.. chatted with the tender for a few,.... grabbed 3g of Kufu and 2g of kandy kush,. the Kufu rocked,.. was lookin’ for kosher kush,. no where to be found,.. every time just out,. crap!,..... lol,.......... was chiefin and Blueberry rode up on her bike,. fancy meeting you here,. hehe,...... then Matty showed up,... crazy,...... after a little kufu,. Matty and I ran to make a cash grab and eat,. he had this little spot Blorkijose or some thing,..... I was high,. sorry,....... I got the BLT,. Matty the Omelet,..... they were freakin’ huge,. mine was like a salad,. lol,........ never ate a BLT with a knife and fork,. lol,. it was good,.... with full bellies we were off to Utopia to meet up with Stan the man,. AKA Gapie,. and Blueberry,.... as we got there they had already left so we got a drink and rested,. partook in a smoke and twisted a few pre-rolls for the walk,....... after smokin’ and wandering for a few we ended up at Basjoes door step,......... can’t complain,.... hehehe,.... crazy,. Winnie and Blueberry were relaxin’ already,. so we joined them,.. had a nice little session and I needed to meet up with some friends at Susies so off I ran,.... just my luck the were all sitting and drinking so I slid right in and joined the party,.. after a few brews and cones I set up my QD boat ride,. saweet,.. great bunch of people too,....... had to get back to the Apt. so off I went,. got in the wife was back as well,. crazy thing after I left her in the Van Gogh line she passed out and hit the side of her face on the ground and got a big bruise,.... but at least people helped her and she was ok and made it back ok,.. and she didn’t even get in to see the art after all that,. geesh,.......... but we warmed up, ate and then we jumped back on the straats to the Nes to say goodbye to Nimrod,... the place was full,...... found Philly rich and island girl, Nimrod and a few others,.... but we drank, we smoked, we said laters,. and it was fun,.... off we went to grab the last tram,. lol,....... tonight I was so messed up I walked in the Apt. and jumped in the jammies and my head hit the pillow,....... wham!,. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz,................. and out!
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April 27th- Day 9
Got up yada yada,. lol,........ was on the balcony and doing my morning wake and bake after clean up,.. this big white cat climbed up and walk in the open doors and lounged in my room,. lol,.... then after a few I got a photo and he came out and joined me,. funny shit,.......... hope he lives here,. lol,.... well today we are off to the skinny bridge and beyond,.......... then we stopped at the waterloopline market to do a little shopping,. then a little walk to amnesia’s to say bon voyage to Philly rich and island girl,...... Gapie was there as well,... I saw a few goodies so I snagged up 3g of LSD and 2g of temple ball,.. so after a good session and good convo we said till next time and they were off,..... Gapie was the guide and we followed,.... off to grey area,.. and we walked in and shortly after we were asked if Gapie would do a full mouth bong hit no one had the cahonies so Gapie was like sure,. lol,....... I got photos and I posted them on grey area’s facebook,....... after the great show,.... I purchased 3g of kufu,. good stuff maynard,........... after the bong extravaganza,. lol,. and the bong was violated
,. then we ran to utopia,. got in and sat at the window,. great view,..... picked up 3g of cheese and 2g of honey haze and grabbed the vapo machine and commenced to vapin’ our brains,. got photos,. hehehe,.............. started to get the munchies so off to get some fritz and a burger at the burger bar,.......... good stuff,. make sure you tell them well done,....... and a stop at anyday,.... love the colored vaps upstairs,......... snagged up 3g of lemon kush og,.... and headed upstairs,. time to vap what’s left,. lol,......... got photos,.. lol,.......... oh so high,...... Gapie you rock bro,...... after a few I got an itch to get some peacemaker,. so off to central to see if they hooked up,........ love the prices there,.... but no luck,...... so off to voyagers to see if any crew are there,. empty,. so no stop,. down to Hunters,..... made it and picked up 1g of amnesia haze and 2g of super silver haze and 2g of royal king hessen,...... and off to Nes to have a drink and partake in some new finds,....... after a few no one showed so we wandered down to Basjoes grabbed a seat and got some drinks and picked up 2g of white chocolate kush,...... tasty,...... after a few a caught myself just staring off into space,.... not even paying attention to what, where, when or who,... hehe,. it was great,............ life’s good,. im sitting in the window seat lookin’ out at the world stoned out of my mind as it was a sunny 60 day we went for a walk to the Neiuwmarket,... I just love the guys walking around askin’ if you are ok,... hell yeah I’m ok I’m in Amsterdam,.... lol,..... freakin’ junkies,........ after the market we walked to Susies to meet some piggies,.. after a nice chat a few brews and a nice pow wow we were off to get some photos so to the leidsespline,. but the battery in the camera died,. lol,.... what luck,. good thing I have 2,.. hehe,...... after a nice stroll and some photos we hit up the tram and back to the Apt. relaxed and got some food and rolled pre-rolls,. for my night cap I twisted a fat cone of cheese and zero zero,..... oh so good,. Mmmmmmmm,..... nice way to hit the pillow,. Zzzzzzzzz,.........http://s1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg5 ... =slideshow
April 28th- Day 10
Awoke to a glorious Amsterdam morning,.. RAIN!,. hahaha,....... but we push on as I wake to some casey jones and zero zero,....... nice breakfast,. then off to meet Matty at voyagers so the wife could use his museum card,.... she was going to see that art dang it,. lol,.......... so after getting the tram cards refilled too she was off to see the art and Matty and I as well the weed art,. hehehe,......... as we walked we went to the Noorder market and meet up with Ted and Holly,. great people,.... had some kipplings,. good fish,....... had to smoke so off to spirits a big place,. sat and smoked our own and then off to central,. I had to get some peacemaker,. hehe,....... yes they had it,. 5g please,........ yes! twisted a fat cone and off to babas to get a pipe for a friend,..... after Matty had to go find some friends so we split and I went to the Dam Square and blazed a nice cone as I listen to some TooL,. life’s good,...... sat on the steps baked as I watched some kids try to catch the pigeons,. lol,. got photos,. was so surreal,....... decided I wanted to walk to the Albert Crypt so off I go,. as I walked I stopped at the Albert Heijn to grab a few things,. got back to the Apt. The wife was a little late,. Gathered our things and off to Basjoes to meet Winnie and Matty to chief and chat,... as we sat Winnie got the bright idea of riding some carnival rides and I agreed,. so off to end our lives,. lol,.. after riding the crazy spinning flipping crazy high ride we got on the Farris wheel,. great photos,.. it was fun Winnie,....... after we walked to voyagers for a smoke and then the wife, Winnie and I went next store to Bavaria to get a brew and a burger,......... great place but their were some loud ass brit’s that seemed to think they had to yell all freakin’ night,. drunk,.... lol,..... after we walked Winnie to her bike,. great night loads of fun,...... off to the tram and the Apt. it was a weee bit nippy tonight so a early night is ok good to relax and enjoy a cone of peacemaker and Noor hash,..... great way to end the night,..... Zzzzzzzzzzz,...........
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April 29th- Day 11
Woke and chiefed a fat cone of a little something I hadn’t finished last night,. then off to the botanical garden and butterflies while stoned,.... great photos,. wish I had a few of the flowering bushes they had,..... and to the tram to get the wife to the FOAM to meet Winnie so they can see the photo exhibit there,........ and we got on the wrong tram and well you know ½ hr later we were on the right track,. lol,. but Winnie was late as well so all’s good,..... after droppin’ her off im out to Utopia it’s a beautiful day so I grabbed 3 g of cheese and 2g of honey haze,. both were superb,..... rolled the haze and sat back in the window seat and looked at the church as the sun hit me and people watched and wished,. and while looking at the great chapel I contemplated on how cruel life was to have delt me the hand that I was not born here,....... and to now be sitting in this great land and to as fast have it yanked out from under me,. DAMN YOU WIET PASS!!!,.. why!,..... well after crying in my weed,. lol,. I snagged 2 more grams of the honey for the road,.. just to good,. and off I went to meet Winnie and the wife at Siberia,....... as I walked I stopped in at Krull 420 and had a look see what was on the menu,. well low and behold I see NY Diesel,. so ill take 3g and the carmello hash looks nice ill take 2g,.. and out to Siberia,..... got in and they were sitting and talkin’ so I slid in and snaggedup 2g of super silver haze and a cola,. rolled a fat cone and Ted and Holly popped in saweet,............. pow wow,......... great people thanx for the QD invite,..... and after we all split up and ran to the Apt. to empty my sack,. lol,. and off to the Albert Heijn to get goodies for Queens Day,..... back to the Apt. drop off the stuff and off to eat and to the Koningspline for the hash hunt,............ on the way we stopped at the Rembrantspline to get some photos,. tons of orange and drunks,... got a photo of a guy all drag Queened out ready for tomorrow,. lol,. hell he had some big titties,........ hahaha,........ the wife was wanting to see Dolphin so as we walked we stopped at Dampkring and I grabbed 2g of chocolope and 2g of lemon larry,..... then after we drank and smoked we trickled over to Dutch flowers to get some hash,.. great prices so I snagged up 3g of vintage hash and 2g of budda cheese,....... as we walked down the alley hell I had to stop in at tweed,. lol,... so I got 2g of nepal cream,. soft and sticky sweet,...... off to Dolphin and to a little shop across from Abraxas they have Mt. Dew hadn’t had one the hole trip so lookin’ to get there,...... as we made it to Dolphin some drunk brits saw my wife taking a photo and started asking for photos so my wife did she said they were cute and my daughter would think so to,. and then they found out we were from America,. then they started in oh you’re a wanker,....... I was like you best check yourself mate,. I came all the way over here I don’t need your shit then this guy sitting on the steps said bro im from Texas,. Dallas,. where you from,. I said Michigan,. he said datwa,.. nope just north Flint,. he was like oh ya I know Flint town,. hell yeah!,...... big love bro,. I got you in a photo,........ after we chatted for a few and the brits stepped off,.......... we snagged 2g of Tesla,. hope it gives me a Jolt!!!,...... hehe,...... found our way to the little shop and grabbed some Dew and Reese’s peanutbutter cups,. Mmmm,.... then across to Abraxas,.. grabbed 3g of super pollum,.. great find,...... when I get back im getting more ,. much more,... so saweet,. and smooth,..... great filler,..... after a smoke we strolled to the Haarlemmerstraat to stop in Popeyes to sit and relax,. nice little shop,.. guys a little stuffy but choices were good,..... so grabbed up 3g of vanilla kush and 2g of alladian’s chocolate hash,...... sat and commenced to bakein’,..... after a few we walked the Jordaan to get some photos,. nice night,... after a few the wife needed to find a little girls room,. the ones on the straats just didn’t seem to work,. lol,.. I used them,. lol,.... so we stopped in at best friends 2,... she used the washroom and I got 1g of bubblegum and 1g of orange bud,............ and all’s good we were off,........ we walked the rings and got tons of photos and slowly made our way back to the Apt. to get things ready for the QD party tomorrow,. rolled a fat cone of Tesla for a night cap and it was not that bad,....... good job Nichola,....... wink,........ Zzzzzzzzzz,.....
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Queens Day
April 30th- Day 12
Awoke to a glorious sunny day in the Dam, going to be a great day,. the Queen must have some pull,. hehehe,....... packed up the goodies and off to the piggies boat and let the celebration begin,.... as we walked to the boat the orange was everywhere,. and the boat was great we met James,. Mike and Mike,. and Sjors (our Dutch friend, sorry if I butchered it),.. was bummed no cardboard police lady but oh well cant wait to see the midget next year,...... lol,. they had the food spread out of this world and a lot of brew,. so I broke out the herbs I had collected and commenced to bakein’ brains,....... pre-rolled a few as the canal boat arrived and we piled in,..... the canals were packed and the party was everywhere,........... we smoked,. drank,. and the music was loud,........ it was great,..... lots of crazy people in orange,...... was good to see Winnie, Matty and Blueberry on Ted and Holly’s boat,. I got tons of video and photos,...... after 4 hours of the canals we made it back to the house boat time to grub and get the second round going,. let the deck party begin,........ some kewl brits jumped on board and we got them stoned on pure weed,. lol,...... we partied till the weeee hours and then time to head back to the Apt. Wiped out couldn’t even have a night cap,.... thanx piggies,..... Zzzzzzzzzz,..............
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May 1st- Day 13
Up and slowly moving,. hahaha,....... long shower felt great and ate breakfast,. then baked a cone,...... nice start to our last full day,..... wife wants to see some windmills so off we go Don Cehote,...... hehe,.. as we walked we found a post box and mailed out our post cards and my little gift to me at home,...... after we walked the Albert Crypt and grabbed a few last min. things and then off to the De Gouyer wind mill,.. wow its freakin’ huge!,..... photos and off to the Rembrant house,. more photos,. and off to voyagers to get some goodies for the day,.... grabbed up 2g of OG kush and 2g of pink sour grapefruit,. sat, rested and chiefed,....... De Klos was just about open so we went to meet Matty to give him his museum card back and eat,............. was first there,... Matty wasn’t feeling well so he digressed and we ate,... wife had loin I had ribs,...... great meal,. love the place,..... got photos,. hehe,......... after a few brews and a little digesting we went to see the De Otter windmill in the Jordaan,.... not so big,. lol,. but it’s a windmill,. well off to 1e Hulp,.... had to see the new apolstery and paint,. plus the place is a great shop,...... grabbed up 3g of NY Diesel sat upstairs and got some photos and chiefed,..... then of to Paradox to get some spacecakes for the flight home,...... but just my luck,. they just sold out,.......... CRAP! But they will have some more tomorrow at 10,. and they will hook me up,. only thing is im out at that time we fly out at 1 so that sux,..... but the other tender was like hang on I put one aside for me here you can have it,..... that was too kewl,.. great people in paradox,........ stashed it away its mine for the sleep home,. hehehe,.. and off we ran to see the Ann Frank house but the line was a bit long and we can see it another time,. so skiped it and off to the Dam Square and a cash grab to make it one more night,.. grabbed some last min things to take home and slid over to Basjoes grabbed a few cakes they had some orange ones from Queens Day that had a few more grams in them they worked after a drink and a smoke we were rested up and it’s one finale lap around the Dam and back to the Apt. to pack and smoke my stash,... after it was all said and done I had 3 pre-rolls left and took them to Basjoes in the morning,.... so sad to go,........ had a big bowl of zero zero and weed crumbs for the last night,. like the great Jeff Spicoli said,. im so wasted,......... Zzzzzzzzzzzz,................
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Last Day
May 2nd- Day14
Awoke early,. slept like crap,..... you know,... cried in the shower,. hehehe,..... got ready and gathered our things up and off to Basjoes to meet up with Matty and have an hour smoke down before we taxi out,.... chowed some cakes smoked my last 3 joints and said bon voyage till next year or sooner,...... had a good buzz as we started our flight and sat and read my notes,. looked at photos and all I have to say is the hole time I felt at home the people were great and the few hundred euros I have in my pocket are burning a hole in it sooooo that seems to mean I have to come back plus I still have things on my list I hadn’t got too and I have a smoke list still so going back is a must,. thinkin’ November,........ lets pray,...... hehe,..........
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10 Days later,.... my gift arrived,. thanx mister post man,.. still enjoying Amsterdam,..........
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,..i still have tons of photos im posting ,...........
