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[tutorjb1]

Hi Lemming! I'm gladyou were present when I joined this wonderful site 18 or 19 months ago. Both you and Balou were around and helped me out. I still need a lot of help, but am not so frustrated that I feel like leaving and never coming back like I did then when I couldn't figure out where anything was.
Good thing you had groups of Friends back then. I'll never understand why you also needed to have "enemy" groups???
How have you been? How's Balou? Is he married and living in Amsterdam yet?
Thanks,
tutorjb1

[Kermit]

Lemmings robot went mad and ate him and balou is stuck on a island after trying to swim to the dam, unlucky and don't bang yer head on the way out. extra wink incase your American and missed the first

[tutorjb1]

You deserve to be banned from this site by Lemming, Kermit, you dumbass!! Now I understand why there was once an enemies list. It would've been better called a fools' list. You'd be on everybody's. You're the dumbest person I've ever encountered on the Web!
JB -

[spireax]

Lemmings robot went mad and ate him and balou is stuck on a island after trying to swim to the dam, unlucky and don't bang yer head on the way out. extra wink incase your American and missed the first

He missed the extra wink

[USbongLord]

You deserve to be banned from this site by Lemming, Kermit, you dumbass!! Now I understand why there was once an enemies list. It would've been better called a fools' list. You'd be on everybody's. You're the dumbest person I've ever encountered on the Web!
JB -

And you are a vinegar and water douche...go fuck yerself and have a great day ...no wink,you suck

[Nimrod]

Hi Lemming! I'm gladyou were present when I joined this wonderful site 18 or 19 months ago. Both you and Balou were around and helped me out. I still need a lot of help, but am not so frustrated that I feel like leaving and never coming back like I did then when I couldn't figure out where anything was.
Good thing you had groups of Friends back then. I'll never understand why you also needed to have "enemy" groups???
How have you been? How's Balou? Is he married and living in Amsterdam yet?
Thanks,
tutorjb1

Too fucking funny.
You have options. One, you could e-mail Lemming at the address on the ACD home page. Two, you could search for Balou's Ultimate Move thread for an update on his situation, or even PM him directly.

Kermit's response makes me laugh. I'm visualizing Bender from Futurama.

[tutorjb1]

To Nimrod: THANK YOU for the thoughtful, helpful suggestions.
To Kermit and the rest: I apologize,but I did merely ask a question. You could've just ignored it instead of choosing to mock me. I was very busy at the time and didn't feel like dealing with anybody's 4:20 bullshit, especially as it hasn't been 4:20 here in many years due to the possibility that I'll have to present several cases to the authorities and can't run extra risks and I'm in very poor health with several serious and incurable conditions and the side effects of their treatment.
I was just looking for friends who had helped me long ago. Some day I'll be more able to withstand mocking and deliver some of my own, perhaps when you are suffering, though I doubt you'll ever face the degree of suffering I've had to endure for the past 38 years. I hope you're never in a situation where some of the best doctors in the world tell your family and friends to prepare for your death as I was. With help,I was able to fight and survive, but it hasn't been easy, particularly since my weakened condition has lead to complications that in themselves would require great fortitude to overcome. I'm still busy helping people by answering many questions at Allexperts.com and advising people individually on how to get help for their serious problems; physical, mental and social. Let me know when you teach a nearly totally deaf person over the internet to enjoy playing basic piano or a dyslexic person to enjoy improving their creative writing.

Think about it,
JB

[USbongLord]

Been to death..kicked its ass..no big deal...its gonna happen...sooner or later..good for you...enjoy the rest of yer life then

[Kermit]

You deserve to be banned from this site by Lemming, Kermit, you dumbass!! Now I understand why there was once an enemies list. It would've been better called a fools' list. You'd be on everybody's. You're the dumbest person I've ever encountered on the Web!
JB -

Wtf, I only just seen this, Pmsl thanks for that Nutter, grab yer straight jacket, life Pffff your so up yourself you think you have acheived alot well you ain't, why, well your here on a stoner forum looking for love, well love ain't here anymore and the door is over there on your left.

[matty223]

You deserve to be banned from this site by Lemming, Kermit, you dumbass!! Now I understand why there was once an enemies list. It would've been better called a fools' list. You'd be on everybody's. You're the dumbest person I've ever encountered on the Web!
JB -

Wtf, I only just seen this, Pmsl thanks for that Nutter, grab yer straight jacket, life Pffff your so up yourself you think you have acheived alot well you ain't, why, well your here on a stoner forum looking for love, well love ain't here anymore and the door is over there on your left.

crying here

[tutorjb1]

Well, Kermit. I guess I owe you an apology. I thought I already had apologized, but maybe you didn't see it, I'm always tired and in pain that's been getting worse for the past 40 years and probably overreacted to what you said, but you could;ve been a bit nicer to someone just asking about the creator of this site, If you knew, you could've just told me where Lemming was instead of climbing uip a stump and railing at me.
How'd you expect me to react? I'd still like to know whee to find Lemming and Balou. Do you know?
Thanks,
tutorjb1 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bookdoctorsandeditors

[Kermit]

Dr love green would say "a nail a day takes the pain away" but me I would say "am I bothered, I got two Fucking kids, that's pain"

As for LEM, he is here every day nearly all the time, so he might read your post and balou I would have thought is having a ball in Europe or even in the dam as I post, but maybe he has read your post aswell, people are busy, so you will have to wait and see.

Enjoy