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USBONGLORD wrote:I eat clouds and shit stars

I eat stars and shit clouds.

Maybe we should talk.

They're opening a second Starbucks in my cat's right front armpit.
The fleas are ticked, as they were already pretty NIMBY (not in my backyard) about the first one.

I'm not here

The Daily Mail`s front page today.....

"New research into cannabis shows its actually not that bad after all"

Received a PM from Voyagers telling me that I'm no longer welcome there after expressing my opinions about testing Tuesday and not caring for smoking in the coffeeshop itself.

I've reconsidered my opinion on testing Tuesdays. If I like what I see on sale for €10/g, I will get some. No lie.

lolz, what would I do without yer feckin tinterweb heads ta make me lol...
maybe a bit of work...

Everyone LOVES stoner haiku.

Nimrod wrote:Everyone LOVES stoner haiku.

Some really do. Don't stop Nim.

EasilySuede wrote:

Nimrod wrote:Everyone LOVES stoner haiku.

Some really do. Don't stop Nim.

+ 1 seriously

"I didn't inhale"


(surprised this classic didn't turn up sooner)

Since Amsterdam is the perfect city to be sober, I decided not to smoke any more weed for the rest of my stay. Not even smoking my morning joint at the moment.

It's perfectly OK to stand on a sink projecting from a bathroom wall when you're quite drunk and attempting to reach the attic hatch. The sink will most certainly hold your weight and not suffer a hilarious downward bend, unleashing rampant drunken laughter amongst the witnesses.

^

This is a view into my back-garden, smells great, and of course its always gonna be better than any of the stuff any of you`s have ever smoked before

I know some people visit the Amsterdam coffeeshops to enjoy the experience of openly smoking cannabis, but I'd never touch something that's frowned upon by the government of my country. Not when there's all that lovely Heineken around to quaff.

gawd what ta do with all this weed, I can never shmoke it all...