Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers

[Nimrod]

In the event I'm involved in a high-speed police pursuit, I keep a box of donuts in my car for tossing out the window, effectively getting them off my tail.

[Quazer]

Most of the bongs in coffeeshops have brown stains because they were originally used as anal sex toys in the RLD.

[Uncle Ron]

Stoners are some of the most intelligent creatures ever to exist in the entire universe!

[Sailor59]

Cant wait to have another airport layover in Ashkabad, Turkmenistan. Lovely airport, people, food and beer. So welcoming.

[myoung321]

President Obama has appointed me to a fact finding mission to Amsterdam to investigate the coffeeshop industry in order to look at ways to increase tourism to certain parts of the U.S. ....The Congressional Budget Organization believes it could potentially help balance the U.S. deficit in five short years.......... My mission, if accepted, is to seek out new strains, new bong designs, and to sample as many varieties as humanly possible within the mission time constraints. to boldly go where lots of stoners and gone before..... I will then report back to Kal Penn. Kal will pass on the bud, um I mean info to the President.

Shhhh don't tell anyone,....

[Nimrod]

The Cleveland Browns will be going to the Super Bowl!

Right after you see me at the cannabis cup.

[Nimrod]

Regarding Pittsburgh Steeler fans, I would never, EVER consider...

putting a Steeler decal on my toilet seat

or

denying them any traffic consideration

or

providing bogus directions at every opportunity

[redeyezman]

You can have justice on stolen land.

[Quazer]

Ever since the great wars we're on the road to a better world. Thanks to recent wars in the middle east, the world is no longer threatened by terrorism. There is no reason to believe that the situation will get worse. We won't drift into world wide recession, because the strong German economy will bail us out. There is a minimum wage in Germany by the way.

Every single member of the United Nations is allowed to legalize cannabis growing, it's just up to local politics to make a change.


Educational lies

war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strenght

[myoung321]

If I say "I mean no disrespect" I can say anything...

[Nimrod]

I would find absolutely no use for a giant, mechanized pancake flipper as an under-car accessory, ostensibly used to flip slower traffic outta me way.

[Nimrod]

Sure am gonna miss all these U.S. presidential political commercials once I hop a plane and cross an ocean.

[Rusty Shackleford]

We don't have enough threads discussing that pass thing

[GDSean]

I really want to hear about that dream you had last night

[spidergawd]

We don't have enough threads discussing that pass thing

I'll start one mate, everyones dying to read about it I bet.