Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers

[Nimrod]

Women and snug sweaters...yawn

[treetop]

I find this thread both confusing and disturbing. Please cease all posting till I say I feel better.

[Nimrod]

My next trip to Amsterdam will include a twelve-sided die. Immediately upon arrival at the flat, I will roll it to obtain a number, 1-12, which will determine an unwitting ACD member's fate. The order in which I meet various members, both old and new acquaintances, will decide to whom that number applies.

I will...
a) step on someone's foot while pushing them back, making them tumble on their ass
b) knock someone's ass into a filthy canal
c) a + b

If a '1' is rolled, it could easily be Gapie

Hmmm, what determines a, b, or c??? Must be time of day. If the number is reached between minutes 0-19 of any hour, option 'a' applies. Minutes 20-39, 'b', etc.

Unwitting, the key word here.
buwahbuwahbuwahaha

pardon the maniacal laughter...zooltjes

[Quazer]

Greetings from jail. Got arrested on the train, high and space-caked off my ass. I tried to pull off the big dirty and had 2 kilos of low grade weed and a bag of shrooms in my luggage. I sang like a bird, so please those of you who were involved be aware. They got all the names and all the numbers!

[Grunt]

Those Tripoli jails can be quite painful

I shall expect a call soon

[Quazer]

Thank god I was arrested in Germany... about to be deported though.

[Nimrod]

Great news...V'gers Fan Boy kits / outfits have finally arrived!!

See Debo for more details.

edit - kits for the Brits

[mafufero]

American Airlines' new logo and new image comes along with even better service and more legroom on trans-Atlantic flights.

[matty223]

American Airlines' new logo and new image comes along with even better service and more legroom on trans-Atlantic flights.

i always fly KLM/Delta

[mafufero]

American Airlines' new logo and new image comes along with even better service and more legroom on trans-Atlantic flights.

i always fly KLM/Delta

You're supposed to lie

[matty223]

American Airlines' new logo and new image comes along with even better service and more legroom on trans-Atlantic flights.

i always fly KLM/Delta

You're supposed to lie

oops lol,, ok i never fly Klm/Delta, cant stand them,
lol

[Nimrod]

Matty...always on the ball...NEVER stoned

[matty223]

Matty...always on the ball...NEVER stoned

lol


im never stoned , never smoked in my life , have no clue what your talking about

[Nimrod]

Gehaktbal, the NL's latest sporting craze. Dutchman Ren Hoek leads the league in defenestration with a 41.7 point average. Mike Hunt leads all Buitenlanders with 17 furious titty-twisters and 9 angry dragons.

[Uncle Ron]

Gehaktbal, the NL's latest sporting craze. Dutchman Ren Hoek leads the league in defenestration with a 41.7 point average. Mike Hunt leads all Buitenlanders with 17 furious titty-twisters and 9 angry dragons.

Thank you so much... I've been looking for this information for my thesis paper.
Never too much information about Gehaktbal, the vegans most popular sport as well.
Now then, where did I put my she-wee?
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