I was highly (no pun intended) amused by the accusations that you were the culprit. Just sat back saying that it would turn up and that it didn't seem like Ron's style to go around pinching lighters. Purple lighters, especially.Uncle Ron wrote:WTF?Nimrod wrote:Final butane lighter totals...
1 - Lighter, purple Bic, bigjames420 assumed stolen by Uncle Ron, only to be recovered from his own hoodie pocket.![]()
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First, I don't steal...![]()
Second, I don't lie about stealing (I don't lie, period)...![]()
Lastly, who the fuck steals lighters?![]()
Wait, with so many lighters in your collection, makes me wonder...![]()
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Nah.................................
...Next stop, Barcelona.
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You'd be surprised at who steals lighters. Maybe the German authorities have this menace under control, but worldwide, lighter theft is a serious problem.
I had inherited said purple lighter and passed it along to Stan, thereby leaving any and all controversy in the Old World.