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“Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep on moving.” - Albert Einstein

The relationship between writers and critics,
is a bit like that between lamposts and dogs.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone. Your the one who will get burn !!

Adamster wrote:Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone. Your the one who will get burn !!

But the other might catch a hot coal to the head, which can be fairly serious (see google images)


"In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head, and the LORD will reward thee." Proverbs 25:22

Thought for the day:

Wear gloves

wear a hat(i do in winter)

get some gloves with fingers

elasticband wrote:wear a hat(i do in winter)

get some gloves with fingers

orle wrote:Thought for the day:

Wear gloves

well if we are going to do this lets do it properly. I match your Hard hat and leather gloves and raise a pair of BSI approved safety goggles.

"If your 5 minutes early, your on time. If your on time, your late".


This philosophy keeps my blood pressure down when I'm driving and need to be somewhere.

You can use all the quantitative data you can get, but you still have to distrust it and use your own intelligence and judgment.

"There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in" - Bill Hicks.

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie!
When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference" - Bill Hicks

where is a boiler repair dude........ *sigh*

Jaspers? http://www.jaspers-alectric.nl/

Nothing to signal the start of winter like a long cold shower

Whenever I get sad, I think of Walruses.

Then I get happy because I realise I'm not a Walrus.

“If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava, forget about them, cuz man, they’re gone.”- Jack Handey