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First off get a couple of properties,

1 on the outskirts of Solihull (near Birmingham), nice quite town with massive footballer houses.
Nice 3k drum kit with shit hot cymbals

1 in the dam

A smoker friendly hotel/CS in the dam

Then put a couple of million in the bank, keep a couple of mill under my bed also (don't really trust banks; people getting richer off your money by lending it out and demanding more back)

Sort my parents mortgage out, a million each too. And get them a nice holiday home

Sort my little sister out with a few million but only when she's 21. She's 15 now, she can go college and uni first

And then selfish spending... Lots of weed, set up a grow, truffles truffles truffles, big tv, mark 1 golf, VW camper, classic aldi a1, and a new jag xf.

Go on thisiswhyimbroke.com and you could spend the whole lot in 1 transaction. Water powers jet packs and such

Taylor wrote:Heres a fun game me and my family like to play. If you had 100 million dollars or equivalent in your own currency, what would you do with it?

I'll start-

Buy parents a new house and settle them for life - 10m

Same for sister - 5m

20m - To different charities.

40m - In the bank to live off the interest

15m - Buy me a house and a nice car in London, New York and A'dam, plus spending money to blow

1m - Open up a coffeshop in a'dam

9m - Spend on the awareness of Marijuana getting people to know all about it.

I'd spend it quick b4 I woke up.

Pay the morgage off..in 1p coins..sickin the bastards

Sort out the family

Buy a property on every continent

Hire a percussion band to walk behind me, playing out my moods using the medium of sound

Buy a few acres of glen, build a fuck off house with a basement...

Buy a lake/river system

Buy multiple tweed suits

Start smoking tobacco in pipes

Build a "Man Cave"

Fund research into why my wife continues to watch t.v shows such as..."Big Fat Gypsy Weddings" "The Kardashians" and the pinacle "Psychic Sally"

spend it,....

I'd probably give it away to help orphans and disabled people-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUeYJKoE3yc

One massive penile implant

Rusty Shackleford wrote:
Fund research into why my wife continues to watch t.v shows such as..."Big Fat Gypsy Weddings" "The Kardashians" and the pinacle "Psychic Sally"

+1!!!

LMAO! Think the bank I'd be getting fat off would be willing to provide a grant for that research as it could really benefit all of humanity! Or maybe just buyout producers and shut em down? LOL!

Cheers on that one mate!

Lol
Most of those damn reality shows were started by the TV producers from the Netherlands!

Invent an electronic handheld "Strain-Indicator" device.

matty223 wrote:simply enjoy life

again just live life , and enjoy

Grab luvtick,Waste it all over the place just pissin people off with our better stuff then yours...most likely be dead in a year but I would of had fuckin fun...buried in a solid gold coffin,with a 24 hour anti tank turret mounted on my tombstone...buried in a field of kosher kush naturally Range rover cookie truck ya think?

Hey Bonlord, I read in Basjoes toilet that your cock stinks, is it true? did luvtick right that? your the boxer with the one inch cock right? that stinks to high heaven?

Yawn,couldn't use the rest room at basjoe as your mother was in there pulling a train..nice to see you spend your time reading bathroom walls ...troll face ...have fun in obscurity..

USBONGLORD wrote:Yawn,couldn't use the rest room at basjoe as your mother was in there pulling a train..

Put some TCP on it.

Rusty Shackleford wrote:
Hire a percussion band to walk behind me, playing out my moods using the medium of sound

I wanted one since i was a kid!!!