Bulldog ninja wakeup service??

[amstajunkie]

Anyone know what this is? I read somewhere they find someone to have sex with you and then they scare them away with the ninja when the morning comes..

Can I have a ninja wakeup call?
Ninja wake up calls are only available as part of the Bulldog hotel holiday romance package. Details of this service are available behind the water tank in the ladies toilet on the 2nd floor. If you are interested in this offer, please bring two passport-sized photos, details of your measurements on the back of a small envelope, and the results of a recent HIV test

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[amstajunkie]

What about the holiday romance package?
That can be arranged. For an additional fee we will search local cafes and bars for an exotic drunken foreigner with the scent of garlic on his/her breath and an ass to die for. The following morning (or directly after the act if you prefer,) our fully qualified receptionists will burst into your room, dressed as ninja assassins to wake you up (so you do not miss your plane) and to chase away the greasy devil that, only hours before pleasured you so exquisitely with his skillful tongue and fingers.

[treetop]

What about the holiday romance package?
That can be arranged. For an additional fee we will search local cafes and bars for an exotic drunken foreigner with the scent of garlic on his/her breath and an ass to die for. The following morning (or directly after the act if you prefer,) our fully qualified receptionists will burst into your room, dressed as ninja assassins to wake you up (so you do not miss your plane) and to chase away the greasy devil that, only hours before pleasured you so exquisitely with his skillful tongue and fingers.

Is it April 1st already?

[amstajunkie]

Those are questions from the hotels FAQ. Maybe it is a joke I dunno

[geoffk]

Best thing I've seen here in a while
http://www.bulldoghotel.com/faqs.htm

[benstraat]

Stayed there loads of times, there's quriky stuff like this all over the website and indeed the hotel, but I've never heard of anything actually like this happen!

It is a fun hotel and there's bits of the website that would make you believe the place is a bit of a free for all party zone, but realistically it's as safe and secure as anywhere.

[mafufero]

On the reservation page:

"The Bulldog Hotel is not responsible for cancellations or altered reservations due to guest input error, strikes, war, fire, floods, or other acts of God and will charge the first night in case of a late cancellation or a no-show."