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RvanSteensel
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Re: Trolling

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but trolin is so funny...

#COCAINE2013


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Re: Trolling

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Slip & Sal wrote:Gronin is a noise I make when I'm constipated.
Good for you. From the length of my post above I'm quite the opposite of constipated. I can recommend you a good laxative to avoid the gronin.
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treetop wrote:Cliff notes for those of you who can't be bothered to read Gronins drivel......

'I am not a troll.....wait, yes I am.'
Or... 'some morons deserve a piss-take... so I do'. This is the trolling thread? Am I off topic?

Like I said... don't read my drivel when there's pics of weed to look at. And don't respond - save the typing for more pressing matters. Do I deserve your kind attention? I think not.

Big fish? Not possible in London. A half-wit in a room of like, you know, like, lobotimised fuckwits? Could be...

Stop making me laugh... make me weep for my all-consuming inanity. I love you all.

:D x
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Re: Trolling

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RvanSteensel wrote:but trolin is so funny...

#COCAINE2013
So sock it to me, baby!

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So............ you prove your self worth by outwitting those you, yourself deem half wits..... Nice. Enjoy the circle jerk "troll experts"
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redeyezman wrote:So............ you prove your self worth by outwitting those you, yourself deem half wits..... Nice. Enjoy the circle jerk "troll experts"
No...I, myself, reinforce my "all-consuming inanity". Do keep up.

Piss-taking isn't outwitting - quite the opposite. I'm just as stupid but with proper English and that. Not nice but makes me laugh (on the outside anyway). Are there really troll experts? Do they have a PhD in Trollology? Wow...the modern world, eh?

Why DID you even respond? My motivations are dreadful... how about yours?
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This is so much fun... :D :D :D
...looking more and more each day like a bucket of smashed assholes! :shock: :lol:

G.O.T.H. (Global Order of Troll Hunters) recently dispatched additional field agents with the intent of recruiting potential candidates.
Initial reports show impressive results, many deciding to answer the challenge in the Global War on Trolls (G-WoT).
Stay tuned for updates on the G-WoT from G.O.T.H. HQ...

We now return you to our regularly scheduled tour of the zoo.
Please remember, don't feed the stoner.
Happy Trolling.........................................not really.
... :mrgreen:
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n/t
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life is a big troll
GetHigh,DoStuff&Dont give a FUCK!
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treetop wrote: Trolls need hugs too cos everyone needs a hug sometimes. :D
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treetop wrote:Why does everything have to be a war on everything? I don't think war is the answer.

Why can't it be 'national hug a troll day?(NHTD)'
Trolls need hugs too cos everyone needs a hug sometimes. :D

How about it Gronin? You need a hug? (some kind of love icon)

NATIONAL hug-a-troll day would be unique to whatever country (London in my case - and London is virtually a country as the rest of the UK thinks it's shit). Make it INTERNATIONAL and I might consider it... Nah I'm not really a hugger (no surprise there). Punch me in the face and tell me you love me.

I can barely contain my ire to oh-so-fucking-deep posts as "life is a big troll". Makes 2000 years of philosophy redundant in a stroke. Though on reflection, if you spend your life on the internet then Gapie's probably right.

As for war... where did that come from? I don't do war. Peace and bad language is this (G)ronin's way. War on trolls will work about as well as the War on Drugs - but'll be much cheaper.

Any mention of Goths (acronym or otherwise) sets me off. They were tedious as a sub-culture in the early 80s and even worse now they're just a marketing demographic. Bela Lugosi's still fucking dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... q7xyjU-jsU

Never seen a bucket of smashed arseholes - and I've been to Gay Pride - but will take your word for it. I fear I've missed one of life's great experiences. It's too late for me now. (Smashes own arsehole with a pine cone...)


A bientot, mon cheries.

Met liefde, (stoppen zodat ik)

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High Gronin,
I'm not involved with the others vs. you, so please leave me out of your delusions, thank you.

High TT,
Same applies to you, leave me out of your delusional quandaries as well.

Upset with the use of the words war and goth, seriously?
Let your words remove all doubt... you are your own worst enemy.
Find a mirror and have a good, long look... best if sober so as to enable reality to have its full affect.

Shark someone else... thank you.
... :mrgreen:
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Panog wrote:
elasticband wrote:my questions is........ who are the high posting trolls? :?:
I don't know a lot of them but Adamster is certainly their king
How Nice of you!! :roll:
if im the King...Then everyone at my feet NOW 8)
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I have tried to contribute 'positively' and would again. See my input on the Closings CSs thread and all its hysteria and on the weed paranoia thread.

As I didn't blindly agree with the majority, my posts were pilloried. Brazen offense in the 'fuck off back to fucksville' isn't my style. Sarcasm is.

The posts where I offered very plain and simple advice were acceptable. Lesson learnt - offer no opinion outside the 'weed! yeahhh!' variety.
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