In the beginning there was I, Claudius...
...and now I, Troll.
Up next how to properly potty train trolls, the old school way.
But first, a message from out fijn sponsors at G.O.T.H.
USBONGLORD wrote:Hey gronin...fuck off back to fuckoffsville....like winding up an idiot..you will never get it...yet you continue to respond...dance little puppet ...and to the rest of YAS ...fuck you and have a great new year...
You also have a great 2014 - I sincerely hope you drop your weight to under 300lbs, lose your virginity, find the buttplug that's really 'you' and finally move out of your parents.
Yep - winding up an idiot - that's me... But no-one's puppet - your fantasies of your hand up my arse are sadly misplaced. Sorry for the disappointment.
All the best, love and kisses.
PS I am hugely gratified you also continue to respond. Your attention is always gratefully received.
PPS Why has your mother put her prices up again?
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It's like you're inside my mind. I'm impressed. I thought the PhD in Trollology was a joke but now I know it's oh-so-frighteningly-real. Wow!...Texas A&M is leading the world...
Thank heavens for a dedicated trolling thread. I can indulge my very worst motives with like-minded folk. Bliss... for the inadequate. And I am so inadequate (but can spell it).
Marco wrote:This thread is testament to the fact that some people have way, way too much time on their hands.....
Hmm..I'll say not so, Marco. I'm working a 60 hour week and only post here every few days, when intoxicated, to indulge my very worst recesses of the soul. Of course, that's only me... Others may have hectic schedules of weed, XBox and masturbation when not posting here.
I'm grateful for those who make the time for truly poetic typing and hope you are too.
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And that, my lovelies, is enough for one night... loved the Trololo clip so thank you kind Finn.
As I've said before: don't sully yourselves to respond. We all know this thoroughly disgraceful thread should end here... don't descend to my deeply sordid level (except Bonglord who's, frankly, looking up at Mount fucking Everest from where I am).
Uncle Ron might enjoy some Robert Graves - a very prolific writer beyond 'I, Claudius' (try 'Goodbye to all that')...Ego Troglodytarum, surely?
In my new flat in de Pijp from next week. Be seeing you. Bring your own bong. I won't have a PC so no posting - wat een schande
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spidergawd wrote:
It's like you're inside my mind. I'm impressed. .
Ha! don't flatter yourself that I would make the effort. My little contribution is a sideways look at the whole thread and an attempt to add some humour, I find these endless moany whinges cruelly compelling, but otherwise a total downer. Man
My inner-troll (Nimruud), would love to karate chop tedious post-whores (OP) square in the throat. Then, bump them into a filthy canal, to be used as flotsam by the local waterfowl. At least then, they may serve an actual purpose.
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