Trolling

[KeyMonCha]

Of course, that's only me... Others may have hectic schedules of weed, XBox and masturbation when not posting here.

Fuck You!!!!

...I have a PS3, thank you very much.

[RvanSteensel]

lean n dimethyltryptamine charlie sheen baked bean machine phene , got green ?

[gronin]

Hello my lovelies,

My de Pijp rental ran out so I'm back in London bemoaning pubs where I pay for weak beer one-at-a-time and have no table service. No CSs either of course. Shit. I might have to get a job again too - am Fourteen grand the poorer. Shit, 14000 Euros in six months - and all I have to show is red eyes and a bad cough. Lost a shitload of weight though... 48 with the body of a 40 year old.

A quick skim shows me the literacy levels here aren't improved but also see a lot less wailing and clutching of pearls about CS closures, 1800 opening times etc.

Am still obnoxious but cutely self-effacing. What's new, motherfuckers?

(Did I meet anyone in my near nightly slouchs in De Graal, Katsu or Flamingo? Would I remember?)

Show me some of that old-time hate - I'll love you for it.

xxx

[Smith2]

What's Flamingo? The search facility on here tells me it's either a closed shop in the Hague, or something in a rather picturesque suburb of Utrecht with the charming if formidable name of Driebergen-Rijsenburg. Which all seems a tad far from de Pijp.

[gronin]

What's Flamingo? The search facility on here tells me it's either a closed shop in the Hague, or something in a rather picturesque suburb of Utrecht with the charming if formidable name of Driebergen-Rijsenburg. Which all seems a tad far from de Pijp.

It's a cafe I visited (too) often due to its excellent selection of beers and is most certainly in de Pijp. Sorry to confuse by mentioning an establishment that isn't a CS on a CS forum. Will chastise myself thoroughly.

[Smith2]

Cheers for the info, though you could have spared the condescending tone. After all, I never took the piss out of your attempt at Latin.

[spidergawd]

Hello my lovelies,

- am Fourteen grand the poorer. Shit, 14000 Euros in six months - and all I have to show is red eyes and a bad cough.

Show me some of that old-time hate - I'll love you for it.

xxx

14 grand for 6 months, what hostel were you staying in? Fucking hell and heres me thinking you were some kind of Dude

[gronin]

Cheers for the info, though you could have spared the condescending tone. After all, I never took the piss out of your attempt at Latin.

I wish you had. I love a good piss-take - including out of myself. Isn't that apparent in my posts?

[gronin]

Hello my lovelies,

- am Fourteen grand the poorer. Shit, 14000 Euros in six months - and all I have to show is red eyes and a bad cough.

Show me some of that old-time hate - I'll love you for it.

xxx

14 grand for 6 months, what hostel were you staying in? Fucking hell and heres me thinking you were some kind of Dude

Urgh... I never want to be any kind of 'dude'. I feel dirty at the mere suggestion. I'm a middle-aged git and don't you forget it!

The 14 grand was my own money spent on rent and everything else. The whole idea of the rental was for my mates to also use and pay on a per-night basis - which they did. Some months had more visitors than others but it worked out at around 30% of my overall rent.

Mixed feelings to be back in my own city; despite deliberately becoming a regular at certain establishments, I was never viewed as anything other than a long-term tourist. Probably more a reflection on myself - my Dutch was so bad, some locals came close to tearing off their own ears so consequently I didn't feel able to pursue job-hunting. So I guess I was just another tourist. With mid-life crisis.

Heyho... fun whilst it lasted.

[spidergawd]

. So I guess I was just another tourist. With mid-life crisis.

You wouldn't have been alone in that I bet, seriously it sounds like you had a nice time. I hope you didn't spend too much time reflecting on the next chapter.

Blue skies, etc.

[worldcitizen1723]

. So I guess I was just another tourist. With mid-life crisis.

You wouldn't have been alone in that I bet, seriously it sounds like you had a nice time. I hope you didn't spend too much time reflecting on the next chapter.

Blue skies, etc.[/quote]

thought the same thing…. we have all had our dreams..

[Slip & Sal]

Will chastise myself thoroughly.

We don't wanna hear about your love life!

[CannaSir]

A quick skim shows me the literacy levels here aren't improved but also see a lot less wailing and clutching of pearls about CS closures, 1800 opening times etc.

xxx

Fuck, dude... no homo and all that but I lurrrve the aridity of your wit. Bin meaning to say that for a while and it just happens t be a combo of psychosis + red wine over ice that brought it out. Go figure.

[CannaSir]

PS - congrats on keeping it down to 14k - city's a fuckin menace to the wallet!

[elasticband]

A quick skim shows me the literacy levels here aren't improved but also see a lot less wailing and clutching of pearls about CS closures, 1800 opening times etc.

xxx

Fuck, dude... no homo and all that but I lurrrve the aridity of your wit. Bin meaning to say that for a while and it just happens t be a combo of psychosis + red wine over ice that brought it out. Go figure.

+1 some of the funniest wittiest post I have read on this forum. We should have met for a beer...... the long stay tourists.