Barney's
1g Cookies Kush (€16)
It tastes like raw yeasty cookie dough! A bit! Notes of Kush and candy too. It'spretty tasty, definitely nice and strong. It's not flushed very well though. At all. Bad show Barney's at this price.
R: 6.9
M: 7.1
1g G13 haze (€15)
Not a bad representation but not up to the standards of yesteryear. Classic taste of another old favourite so it was well enjoyed but again...it's not fucking flushed! Lime' hash - that amnesia savoury velvet spiciness on the exhale. Nice but let down in the end by an acrid finish and being harsh on the throat.
R: 6.8
M: 7.2
1g Laughing Buddha (€14)
An old favourite for me (not so for R my brother) . Really shows its Jamaican x Thai heritage which isn't up to the taste sensations of the newer breeds but does exactly what it says on the tin. Up, giggly high. Lovely morning smoke. It's been better in other years but this an heirloom strain for me so I can't critique it too much

needs a much better flush, dark ash and slightly acrid harsh taste.... Come on Barney's, at this price I expect better finishing than that. Especially on a 12 week strain... Why bother going that far and fucking it up at the end? Marked down because of this but it still (helped with lemon bubble and silver bubble sift) provided the basis for the tastiest pure fattie of the trip.
R: 6.5
M: 7
1g Dr Grinspoon (€18)
Ok. First time trying this. There's no point judging it on looks or smell. It looks like scraggle and smells like hay. It tastes better, Jamaican almost, vaguely fruity, hazy. The high - I hate to admit at this price, does indeed live up to the hype. Strong. Very strong. Clear headed though - don't be expecting couch lock. I feel really high but super alert. It would make a lovely mixer with something super tasty and complimentary. The BT did a great job of stripping sticks and stems out to his credit.
Judged on effects alone.
R: 7.1
M: 7.25
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1g big Buddha cheese (€11)
Arguably best value bud of the trip. Great quality on the finish - lovely dense nug with a good trim and nice coating of trich's under the scope. At this price it's a steal. One of the loudest noses and transfer of taste of anything we bought. Nice little shop too - big comfy seats and a versdamper to use that we put the rest of the Grinspoon in
R: 7.4
M: 7.4
Baba
1g Kosher Kush (€14ish)
Fly and buy cos utopia was closed (2nd attempt failed), and we failed to find 1ehulp so we panic bought this

Not a patch on voyagers a couple of years back; it was lacking the signature diesel and lemon notes. A better cure might have helped - it was clearly fresh. Not damp - snappy stems but still.0, a month in the cure box would have gone a long way. Perhaps an extra point even. Pretty strong - the equivalent of a can of special brew. Brutal - unrefined. Commercial.
R: 6.6
M: 6.2
Voyagers
1g Lemon bubble (€13)
Every nice. Bit scraggly so marked down on looks which is always a bit unfair, you might get some lovely fresh fat lady chunks

so that top notch taste with both parents shining through makes this a little gem - a distinct champagne taste and a lovely clear high. I'd buy it again.
R: 7.3
M: 7.3
1g Testing Tuesday's (€10)
Hmmmmm. We guessed at a Tangie/kushy/chocolope cross. Hints of candy and marshmallow. Nice smoke for the price so earns some plus points there. They wouldn't tell us what it was
R: 7
M: 7.2
Bluebird
0.8g super isolator melt madness. (€50)
Shit name. Full melty goodness. Hashy bubbly floral finish with a kick you in the face high that mellows into an intense relaxing contented body high experience. Easily the best thing we've bought so far. Well worth the money. So so very very high but totally clear and instantly awake. Beautiful. Could taste more like the material it's made with if I were nit picking - the hashy taste overpowering. But still. Wow.
R: 8.1
M: 8.2
1g strawberry diesel (€12.50)
Nice example. Showing her red Colombian roots well and capturing the signature notes with a nice subtle hint of strawberry fruitella. Not dieselly enough for us but decent enough for the price. Can't judge the high right now - totally wasted from the super iso
R: 7.1
M: 6.9
1g Lime (€12.50)
Great bag appeal, lime sherbet sorbet smell - lovely little nug. Reminiscent of g13 but different enough to separate the two. More cotton candy than grapefruity diesel. Again - can't judge the high too well at the mo. Think I'll get another bag of that melt madness...
R: 7.3
M: 7.3
1g Sputnik (€12.50)
Decent quality black Moroccan hash with a nice floral taste and and a warm fluffy mellow high.
Had to wait a while to confirm this fact
