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A storage facility for unusable/broken movie quotes, from movies that were never made.

The forklift just dropped these off:

"Her name was Emily Bronte"
"Her name was Emily Bronte"
- Wuthering Height Club

"How do you like them dead apples?"
- Good Will Haunting

"Pay no attention to the dag behind the curtain."
- The Wizard of Auss

"It's a madhouse... a madhouse!...and I'm not going to take this anymore!!!!"
- Network; of the Apes

Please, come and help fill this cold and empty two-dimensional void.

Shut that C*nt up before i come over there with some fava beans and a nice chianti
The way of the Lambs

Terrance: Thsspp! Aww, Phillip, I just farted!
Phillip: Here, have some Kraft Dinner....THSSSSSPPPPPPPPP! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

(Terrance & Phillip from "Not within my anus." )