Personal weapons

user54321 · Post by **user54321** » Thu 14th Jun 2007 11:50 pm

Bong water IS a personal weapon

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 12:34 am

USBONGLORD wrote:none of you have been hit with a 2 foot, 9 mm thick glass worked glass bong

scottlambert47 wrote:i had a major row with 2 women on 2 different occasions,

first time had a acrilyic(typo) bong smashed round my head, shattered everywhere and i was covered in bong water

LMAO I swear there must be a website called I'llbeatyourasswithabong.com but I'm too afraid to look lolol

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 12:38 am

that games hysterical. you guys are all too funny!

scottlambert47 · Post by **scottlambert47** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 12:38 am

christ it still scares me to think about it lol

that website must exists if not ive found a niche in the market lol

KMK0420 · Post by **KMK0420** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 01:20 am

to answer the topic..

i have a remington 870 express for hunting, only protection as of now

planning on buying a 45 either beretta or glock.

to those of you who say "ur a pussy if you need a gun to protect yourself"

..in this day and age, 'fists' aren't enough to protect yourself anymore. too many kids and gangbangers got their hands on a gun so what am i supposed to do.. bring my fists or a bat to a gun fight?

you see this issue a LOT differently once you have had a gun to your head and your life was on the line.

islandgurl · Post by **islandgurl** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 01:44 am

bluelaru wrote:Just call me....Dirty Harry Blue

Feel lucky?? Well do ya, punk? LOLOL

I tried a few times and 204 was my highest. Pretty violent but probably a great stress reliever for some

Go ahead, make my day...

scottlambert47 · Post by **scottlambert47** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 02:00 am

236 was my highest lol

as for guns if i was in america its a different world to uk, i know i have tools a round my house in case of break ins machete snooker cue etc, im not violent but to many smack rats round here, and if i go out spray painting late at night ill take a screwdriver or something, usually not a knife im scared of the damamge ill do,

the world is changing thank god guns are illegal in uk

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 10:34 am

don't worry everyone; i think we're covered

TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

scored a 251; unfortunately guns are nearly a necessity here in the states

bluelaru · Post by **bluelaru** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 11:37 am

251...where on body ...do you earn more points

was it a single shot

or

mulit shots

and how many tries 100 50 25...or fuck if I know
I just kept playing til my eyes fell out

geoffk · Post by **geoffk** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 02:48 pm

Wow, I've only gotten to 51. I think multi-shots are worth more.

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 03:34 pm

don't know that was my first attempt; people tell me i'm a pretty good shot...whatever

scottlambert47 · Post by **scottlambert47** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 06:30 pm

yeah when a body pops up blast it multiple times

iain1977 · Post by **iain1977** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 10:56 pm

personal weapons ?

i carry my fists , head , knees etc , but most importantly im armed with common sense and a non aggressive attitude .

guns dont kill people , people kill people .

easy life · Post by **easy life** » Fri 15th Jun 2007 11:15 pm

Neldo wrote:Bong water IS a personal weapon

lol as a youngster my landlady got jellious (long complicated) and called the cops.this daft cop picked up the bong..i told him not to turn it upside down;guess what...he did smelly bong water all over his uniform,i just held in my laughter and said,told you.
strangly (sp) i got off with a caution and singed (sp) a dissclaier on the bong.

never say a bong dont bite back~in the wrong hands.

scottlambert47 · Post by **scottlambert47** » Sat 16th Jun 2007 12:37 am

haha bet he regretted that lmao

if only he listened lol