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Bong water IS a personal weapon

USBONGLORD wrote:none of you have been hit with a 2 foot, 9 mm thick glass worked glass bong

scottlambert47 wrote:i had a major row with 2 women on 2 different occasions,

first time had a acrilyic(typo) bong smashed round my head, shattered everywhere and i was covered in bong water

LMAO I swear there must be a website called I'llbeatyourasswithabong.com but I'm too afraid to look lolol

that games hysterical. you guys are all too funny!

christ it still scares me to think about it lol

that website must exists if not ive found a niche in the market lol

to answer the topic..

i have a remington 870 express for hunting, only protection as of now

planning on buying a 45 either beretta or glock.

to those of you who say "ur a pussy if you need a gun to protect yourself"

..in this day and age, 'fists' aren't enough to protect yourself anymore. too many kids and gangbangers got their hands on a gun so what am i supposed to do.. bring my fists or a bat to a gun fight?

you see this issue a LOT differently once you have had a gun to your head and your life was on the line.

bluelaru wrote:Just call me....Dirty Harry Blue

Feel lucky?? Well do ya, punk? LOLOL

I tried a few times and 204 was my highest. Pretty violent but probably a great stress reliever for some

Go ahead, make my day...

236 was my highest lol

as for guns if i was in america its a different world to uk, i know i have tools a round my house in case of break ins machete snooker cue etc, im not violent but to many smack rats round here, and if i go out spray painting late at night ill take a screwdriver or something, usually not a knife im scared of the damamge ill do,

the world is changing thank god guns are illegal in uk

don't worry everyone; i think we're covered



TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL


Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

scored a 251; unfortunately guns are nearly a necessity here in the states

251...where on body ...do you earn more points

was it a single shot

or

mulit shots



and how many tries 100 50 25...or fuck if I know
I just kept playing til my eyes fell out

Wow, I've only gotten to 51. I think multi-shots are worth more.

don't know that was my first attempt; people tell me i'm a pretty good shot...whatever

yeah when a body pops up blast it multiple times

personal weapons ?


i carry my fists , head , knees etc , but most importantly im armed with common sense and a non aggressive attitude .

guns dont kill people , people kill people .

Neldo wrote:Bong water IS a personal weapon

lol as a youngster my landlady got jellious (long complicated) and called the cops.this daft cop picked up the bong..i told him not to turn it upside down;guess what...he did smelly bong water all over his uniform,i just held in my laughter and said,told you.
strangly (sp) i got off with a caution and singed (sp) a dissclaier on the bong.

never say a bong dont bite back~in the wrong hands.

haha bet he regretted that lmao

if only he listened lol