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A New Yorker walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
> noticed that the barkeeper was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
> asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
>
> The man thought for a moment then replied? "A martini please."
>
> The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
> ever had.
>
> The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
>
> The man answered "Oh, about 164..."
>
> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar
> space travel, the latest medical advances, etc.......
>
> The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
> different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
> asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
>
> Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
>
> This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing
> motor racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
> to do this week end.
>
> The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
> stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
>
> This time the man said " Uh.....about 50 ".
>
> The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
> "W-h-y.........d-i-d .........y-o-u.....v-o-te ......f-o-r ......B-u-s-h?"
>
>

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