A smokers trip

[TwoCanucks]

Great read, ur friend reminds me of a friend, thanks for sharing.

PS - anywhere but taco bell people, sawdust is better quality food than their so called "meat".

[DrewTuck21]

Day 4.

Wake up and for once there's no snoring, Jesus Christ he's awake before me. As it was the last day we decided to go all out. I was so up for dabbing after the disappointment of bushdoctors rig "being broken", so I knew from previous visits that the grey area have one. So off to grey area I go, my friend isn't the most seasoned of smokers and decides he won't be joining me for dabs. It's worth mentioning that it is only just gone mid day so I fully understand why he doesn't want to be that high. I walked around the corner to grey area as it's only a 1 minuet walk from where we were staying, I arrive and just want to use the rig but to show some respect to the shop and letting me use their rig I grabbed a g of grey grains. I asked the guy if I could use the rig and he started explaining that they are coming down hard on extracts and that he doesn't like giving it out to just anyone. I explained last year I was allowed to use it and I didn't even make a purchase, he allows me to do one and I do a really limp dab. He sees this and said do another as that didn't seem to satisfy. At this point I get Huge lump of helly dawg melt and dab it.. My brain explodes. The guy tells me that's all and I explain as best as I can after smoking a proper dab for first time in a year that that's enough and I will be leave immediately. At this point I got that kind of high you get as a young teen when you first get high, smile that could be no bigger and the fact anything remotely funny made me laugh uncontrollably.

I get back to the apartment where me and my friend decide to go out for breakfast. There was a restaurant just before paradox that was packed so we decided to go there as everyone there seemed to be enjoying them self's and the food. I have a chicken burger and my friend has a steak sandwich as well as a couple cheeky pints, the food was great the service was even better. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the place but it's the first restaurant on the road you go on before turning down to paradox. Then it's time to head to the sound garden for drinks. After an amazing walk we arrive, I order a double southern comfort and lemonade and play a game of pin ball. It's worth mentioning that they don't really measure out shots like England so this southern comfort was at least a triple in English terms. We get out side and the hole place is empty apart from a ginger cat sprawled out over a table. We begin skinning up and drinking are drinks, I love the last day your in amsterdam as the bag of best bits comes out and some special joints are rolled. Lemon bubble mixed with psb, kosher mixed with grey grains, og dry sieve with silver bubble and og Skywalker with some afghan weed and hash. It's safe to say we are more than baked and it's time for a couple more drinks. Two more southern comforts later I realise the bar tender has been way over filling it "I don't mind" but it's now before 15:00 and I'm completely fucked, stoned and drunk. It's time to leave before I fall asleep on anything remotely comfy. Half way through the walk we do a quick pop in to paradox to acquire more of their hash cakes, two for me this time. Then back to the apartment for a snooze, we arrive at the apartment and pass the fuck out.

Waking up a few hours later I decide as I don't do edibles much that I was going to buy some more, so I popped over the road to Abraxas and got 2 of their brownies. The weed menu didn't seem the best until I saw juicy fruit I immediately ask to see it as it's been years since I had any "friends cousin used to have a plant" to my amazement it smells exactly the same. I grab a gram and a couple brownies and head off with my goodies. I head back to the apartment where my friend can't get over how many cakes/brownies I have bought, I eat one of paradoxes and one of the brownies. Now i live in a rural part of England and the one food type we don't have down here was Mexican so I was determined to find a good Mexican, luckily there was one just down the road from homegrown fantasy. We get inside and order 2 beers followed by a selection of Mexican food, sadly the food was pretty average and definitely not worth recommending. After finishing what we could we left and headed by to the apartment, there we began the last night smoke. I ate the last of paradoxes hash cake as well as another of Abraxas brownies. We sat back and started to watch the big lebowski, this film is a must watch for any stoner. After a couple of hours I pretty much decide I'm to high to do anything apart from watch Family guy, American dad and some Boondocks and then get ready for the flight home tomorrow afternoon.

And this concludes me and my friends trip to amsterdam, hope you enjoyed.

[DedsOne]

Thx for sharing!

[Lamont]

I quite enjoyed this report thanks for writing it up.