FOODHULLEN!! ..HolyFkingShtBalls.. start of trip report

[treetop]

you ok mate?

[pengaldinho]

Nice report mate! We have some of the same graffiti pics the food hullen looks interesting, gonna have a look online. Hope your ok.

[Delta9]

The Foodhallen is great... the hotdogs at bulls and dogs are proper gourmet, made with top quality ingredients. They even have a daily/weekly special dog to keep your taste buds entertained over different visits... and discounts for buying multiple dogs, which works well if you're in a group.

Also, a few stalls to the left of bulls of dogs (when you are facing it) there's a small stall selling traditional pies... they aren't cheap... around €4 each but they're delicious... I highly recommend trying the lamb pie from there.

[Occasional Bowl]

Entertaining report Stu. I hope you're OK

[gapie]

in hospital didnt bring charger bit wont be back for a bit they wont let me go. so who knows when i finish this. sorry

stu u still alive last post u were in the hospital ..... ?????

[Bob2]

so i go to drinks center area and nics talking to a stunner about putting clothes properly on a clothesline ?? asking for a date, having a good perv even if he tried to get a good look at her cleavage, but No its about clothes on a clothesline and ive only caught the end of his ramblings. she has a look of i just farted and its diarrhea or please buy a drink and fuk off. i think it was the second one. so we have 2 latte and nic goes for Funky Fresh Dog.. nic has been a chef for 14 years hes pretty good (part of reason he was coming this trip was as cook as i had rented an apartment, and well i aint cooking shit plus nic loves to cook unfortunately plans had to change. so back to bulls & dogs



wanted a nice pic of both dogs whole, but it looked so good i couldnt help to have a bite, the roll for starters this was awesome for just a roll hard crunch exterior light and fluffy interior, i think a light sprinkling of spring onion under the sublime sausage. Holy Shit it was orgasm city, um err groan groan ummmm. they used to only accept cards to pay but they do cash as well now and without doubt the best thing ive ever eaten in amsterdam pisses all over burger bar. nic bites into his hot dog and he ums and groans like i did look over to the stall and hes convinced passer byes to try his selection of toppings for free, which they do we pop on over to say thank you. i should of got the 3 hot dog deal maybe 5 if i was on my own. so the building is trendy new and lovely (old tram depot) sitting down theres a cenral roof window goes the length of building as i could see which let the light in better than i thought it would



if you want to sit at a table a large group on benches or even high chairs in central area drinks (food either side). so finish latte and one other thing i really wanted to try



petit gateau. if anything these made the hot dogs crap (i have a sweet tooth to say the least) they are 2.50 euros each for any one and the options well theres one for everyone and 12 for me



i know which i want salted caramel and nic goes for strawberry pistachio with a sugar glaze it looks lovely but i hate strawberries

as im off it and hungry i ate the hot dog really quick i had no option really, but i want to remember this so a little nibble of pastry case and OhMyGod stunning ive never tried pastry that good before very buttery i imagine the only way to get something to taste as buttery would be to eat butter id say 80% butter pastry oh it was so good, the caramel was a little loser than thought and looked down to to see it dribble down fingers so stopped tilting it and after licking fingers of this not too sweet caramel prepared for more than a nibble the contrast between salt and caramel was not perfect, but i gather they didnt want it overpowered with salt?? all i know is i was in food bloody heaven for me.
would i advise acders to visit foodhullen ?? well its a big fat yes i think its better than 3 quarters of dam coffeeshops. if you like burger bar well hold on to your hats, and the price is pretty damn good. pop back outside to rave about the place toke on some oil and vape some weed. so thats it. i could go on about many things that happened on trip like the paradox 420 birthday toke and talk i bonged about 200 euros of melts iso jelly in minutes, or meeting up with paul wallnuts (ex acder) on the exact minute on the same day 4 ish years later, the hassle went through finding spirit (i knew where it was) mate took over map saying im shit at everything but i can read a map he got us so lost pointing to me we are hear and i replied thats a 2.5 mile radius you twat there was more than a few, but trip reports are a right hassle and they take ages to do. would i stay at zeeburg again?? well not in an eco cabin thats for sure with smoke detectors and smoking outside isnt so bad,but easily be unlucky with mum and dad one side of you and kids other side,but id go with a tent no problem. the weed sucked again big time this trip so did the hash and birdys jelly was completely different and not good best smoke all trip was birthday oil then utopias 24 k (which was pretty shit when it was a new batch) + ingi wasnt working and nel gone is not good, james was alright he talked alot to us, but hes not ingi or nel. the amnesia polen stuff they had was nice but no taste (very weird but got you high) a special mention to siberie lemon haze hash 10.50 euros a gram was very very oily (thanks for pointing that out). but really let down by the weed i could buy average weed here £40 a quarter for kush 10 times better than any 15 16 euro a gram stuff at least most was flushed this trip i hope you 420ers have a great time and the drugs picks up somewhat. but im done with dam now i i were to go back to netherlands i think i would rent a bungalow at http://www.duinrell.com/ then pop to utrecht or just my own weed as i would use eurotunnel (they are so bloody useless) customs wanted us searched we pulled over and french lady kept telling us to fuck off so we did again no passports were asked for coming or going

[gapie]

yes u ok and alive !!!

[Bob2]

on way home plug tom tom in and oh its broke


we got well lost around eurotunnel, nic drove down freight entrance. i tried to tell him when we went out there were no lorries and we were now surrounded by 800 ish they were everywhere it took another 20 mins for him to decide yes we are in the wrong place



and a special goodbye..

looks pretty sad and drab

[gapie]

[Jesscass]

Last time I missed that hospital part so it's nice to see you could finish the report! Hope you recovered fully! Maybe I'll check out those Foodhallen one day. Pity you probably won't return to the Dam but I hear you on the reasons you gave! All the best and thanks!