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so after a morning drive to dam (4amto8am) arrived at zeeburg camping, its a great time for a drive and zeeburg opens car gate 8am. and for 80% of drive only car on the road and most freight was parked up sleeping (might be sunday rules there??).so i live in south east corner england and its been fuckin cold windy as fuck and near constant bloody rain for months now (it is very close to dam weather).BUT IT WAS FKING FREEEEEZING!! and the second we arrived the fatigue came straight away no sleep (but makes the first day high better and i was on verge of passing out at batavia downstairs that evening about 8pm

had a full carrier bag of fizzy sweets/reeces/chocy bars never touched but mate brought 2 rustlers pork rib microwave thingys and as there is a communal kitchen area & spice garden at zeeburg..





when your really tired, really cold and bloody hungry that rustlers thing was pretty Damn good (as long as you dont think what its made from).
quickly get a few things from case and legit to empty shower cubical undress &Thermals on, freshen up feeling nice and warm now thank god for thermal long johns and top. go outside and its fking Feeeezing. not long till reception opens up and get thermos out and share with a 2 young men who are part frozen. with all their tent gear. we are all in the kitchen area hiding from the wind all all in a row hugging our coffee leaning on the worktop all looking out and i notice a female in light legins..
ok, ladies (if any are reading) dont think bad of me, but i can be a bit of a perv now and again (im a bloke) but as i look out i fix my gaze on this once in a lifetime event.NO JOKE ( i dont ever think ill see the likes of it again ) and my life will never never be the same. so i go to turn to look at my mate nic and nudge him, but ive been hypnotized as she gets pretty close she sees me gaping with my eyes popping out of my head and my chin on the floor. she glares back alittle, feeling embarrassed but still hypnotized i mange to brake eye contact and slowly look down. coming back to my self a little bit i see my chin on the floor i cannot close my jaw i might of dislocated it. my tongue is hanging over the side of my mouth and saliva is starting to form into a puddle i notice another a puddle followed by another and another puddle, im thinking wtf? i slowly turn my head dragging my chin roughly on the cold floor to look at nic, in turn nic turns hes head dragging his chin.we turn a little more to john. he looks at us now mic turns and we slowly start to come around in silence.. finish this tomorrow really stoned&tired

CAMELTOEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! mic or whatever his name was (was similar to nic) was around 18 years old, younger brother to john by some years and well i think he shoot his load there and then. all i could think of was brickleberry..

that doent come close. if cameltoe was an event at the olympics, we saw the undisputed gold medalist, It almost came up to her waist i could describe more, but hopefully you get the picture. we must of mentioned it to about 100 people on this trip buddealers waitresses barmen acders in town strangers.i even came on to acd chat still stunned and chatted to papi and others about it. well anyway, now feeling replenished 100% and ready to take on the world we check in. lots of new staff but still very friendly. i got out my birthday pressy and started toking on it i lost it big time the whole reception thing was a oil induced cloud 9 floaty feeling, but remember saying to beautiful lady at counter nothing says youve fought about them whilst on holiday in amsterdam than zeeburg campng playing cards and well 5 packs of cards means i aint got to to do this stupid shopping lists of crap friends want brought back from seeds to t shirts to tulips to fridge magnets. fk em im off my face on oil in amsterdam and well souvenir shopping now done..
we check out our ecocabin for 3 nights (bill was £97 but £15 of that was for parking at site between 2 people = dirt cheap accommodation )..

and inside, not taking a pic of mates behind here, but only pic i have of inside the cabin

a few bonus shots.. from next morning wake & bake pure joints(i smoked them all in about 90 mins whilst enjoying coffee chatting to the staff next morning and shower token (people slag off the tokens at zeeburg alot but its 6 mins of hot water, enough for a pretty good shower) and my slippers ahh my slippers, when you drive you can briing shit loads of stuff he have spare tent cooker tons of maybe useful things for camping.

bonus shot 2..birthday morning wake & bake top right azarius, arizer air glass stems 2 long, 1 long with toke & 2 all glass shortys my present to myself on a side note azarius is the cheapest place in the world for arizer solo,air and odds on all other brands for replacement parts + they have a lovely selection from seeds to mushy seeds to bongs vapes the lot and its the cheapest place place i know in town.. http://azarius.net/vaporizers/ been 3 times and stunning lady remembers me (im off my face on oil)rabbiting on about vapes for far too long, about 20 mins (and i can talk shit when im off it) i look over and shes online looking at the 2 vapes ive been going on about.. the minivap and VapeXhale Cloud EVO (i want the second one bigtime). stoned off my face i offer her a go on my arizer air holding out a shorty stem with bloody plastic cap filled with killing fields (i broke first stem within 1 min of first purchase of at Boerejongens twat i am) and a pves long stem filled with 24 karat she screws her face up deciding to go with both of them, i laugh wink and tell her that was one hell of a wise choice as we are toking unfortunately with nic intoe i mention the stems i want are a birthjday present to myself and get a kiss on the cheek (if i werent off it on oil and other stuff and bloody alone) i would of asked out for a drink that evening, but i didnt twat i am.. got a 15 euro discount on stems. so theres also betty too cream, bluebird full melt, birdys jelly hash (Thank you for that 1 MellowStu) katsu sizzor hash, utopia amnesia pollen/iso, not sure where full felt 2 and finally my pressy from my mate back at home +2g 24 k.. Happy Birthday Me..

Thanks for sharing.

enjoy my coffee toke on oil go on acd chat to papi whilst off my face then leave. shock 2, Oh Shit!

in all my trip to dam, my fav place to stay was always zeeburg camping never a dull moment (well they normally consist of me trying to smoke the way too much weed for my trip and letting the consequences play out or going into wrong cabin chatting to everyone sleeping in their beds for 30 mins then realizing its me and a mate and hold on 1 2 3 4.im in the wrong cabin, the ducks they are great the duck this trip was hanging out side cabin most trip keeping area clean of all the other scum birds (ducks like bread,but man they love milk soaked crunchy nut corkflakes like a motherfu*$er) just vaped and got side tracked remembering zeeburg trips sorry + they are really cheap and not a hostel so the bridge has had a makeover the suicide stairs are gone now. no more see thru stairs when mashed at 1am you look down and think oh shit im gonna fall, well happened to me a few times.but these are worse im 6ft 3 and no matter what i did the steps were not right..

GRAFITTI..





this one you walked one way it was one face and a different face when walking back.










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arrive at flevorpark and forget if you dont just push on to tram when driver gets on they will just drive off, even though they see your wanting to get on it but being polite whilst there talking. get to dam square and slowly getting used to to cold and take a little detour need cigs..

??was outside cigarette shop. so what to do ?? utopia? 1e? voyagers? bluebird? ?? ?? im bloody hungry though but azarius is closed sunday so i can do that part tomorrow afternoon before de pijp. what to do?? im hungry fuk it lets go to foodhullen. and i can get Boerejongens and betty 2 ticked off list, i might get side tracked and not go if i dont go straight away..
original plan plan before seeing azarius was closed sunday

then..

but now its..

if those 2 are really good i can redo tomorrow + i want choco blox killings fields and hopefully some sugar punch and lastly im HUNGRY!! also last pic is tram 7 i think not sure though? walk right behind the palace at dam square and its oil time whilst waiting for tramget off tram and i no this little bit and arrive at Boerejongens. bloke serving us is a bit grumpy, i mention the oil/wax thing they had not long ago and he reply's we've never sold anything like that here ever. ok, 2 grams choco blox please and ssh cross. nic asks for the big budder purple?? (not purple at all) and bloke sells him normal cheese. we go stand in corner to roll joints and fill stems & cap em. i get out the air, but not stand bit for stem crush some weed go to fill first shorty stem, where the fucks that gone? look abit no sign look again ah its rolled off counter and top corner is smashed off(lasted less than a minute in first dam trip). twat. toke & vape back back 5 mins to the reason why im doing this short trip report in the first place. then vaped the last stem outside coughing abit too much..

float inside there were some shit stalls, but there were awesome stalls a little expensive though(i don't remember 1 of them and not drug related so i didn't take pics sorry)
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i was only going to do a review about foodhullen, but as i was going to start felt guilty for not giving a trip report this time(they take way too long and ive got some things happening right now). so if you like the half a day trip report or not. Blame it on foodhullen. side note when cloudmaster put this link up in food section a few months or so ago..

https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 22&t=29718

i just wanted to go especially to Bulls&Dogs & Petit Gateau, but there are lots of stalls selling sushi, pizza,bread about 15 different stalls. Ive had 2 dreams about foodhullen and sort of built this place up abit in my head. even if its shit i need food now and hot dog and fancy tart sound nice right about now.
so first up is..
BULLS & DOGS..


as im dribbling looking at the menu the man asks if i would like a brake down of the hot dogs ??
ok??
he starts explaining all the sauces and toppings for for each hot dog cheap to expensive he had about 20 odd spoons with all kinds of weird sounding food names. i am Mr. bloody picky eater and a half i eat limited food and most of it is fast food related stuff im a bit nervous, but i want a hot dog NOW, so i put up with this charade of testing and OH SHIT..
side note i know some of you are thinking has stuart bloody lost it. its a bloody hot dog about 8 people so far have said that. even though im Mr.Bloody Picky Eater I Love cooking shows (good ones) and like to read lot of recipes, techniques and never cook any, i wouldn't eat 3 quarters of the stuff i know but it sticks in my head straight away. my big brother is sous/pastry chef at oxford university hes cooked for the queen, presidents,diplomats well you get the idea. im his testing mule. hell pick me up out of the blue drive back to oxford to test all hes gravy ,sauces new dishes,deserts. hes food is lovely and im not a picky eater with him.. so back to trip report

Ive dipped my finger in a tomato sauce with mustard seeds (goes on cheapest dog). i dont really like tomato sauce at all and i hate mustard, but Oh Shit! that's a really nice tom sauce (i gather homemade) and the mustard seeds just pop away releasing a really light heat it is a stunning match up. hes rabbiting on to much about it all, i was tapping my foot now im practically jumping up and down. sorry mate i really want a dog the one with that Please (ive only tried the one item out of the untold stuff he got out for me to try. eek) but he just grins at me. i turn shout over to nic he went to get 2 lattes 10 mins ago hes chatting to a stunner at the drinks thing in the center isle. shes got a weird look on her face and a big que of angry looking people behind, hes not trying to chat her her up nic has a talent, a bloody really bloody annoying bloody talent!.. he can waffle on like a champion and not just normal waffling as with whats happening at the drinks counter right now. sorry i need bed its 1am

You's a wild man Stuart, great bit of writing . Cheers

Hahaha great report, Stuart!! I remember chatting with you about some of this stuff, but your trip was properly wild:D

great start as always stu , looking forward to the rest

Looking forward to the rest of your trip, Thanks for sharing

great so far Stu,, waiting for the next episode
matty

in hospital didnt bring charger bit wont be back for a bit they wont let me go. so who knows when i finish this. sorry

stuart1976 wrote:in hospital didnt bring charger bit wont be back for a bit they wont let me go. so who knows when i finish this. sorry

What the fuck happened Stu, you okay?

stuart1976 wrote:in hospital didnt bring charger bit wont be back for a bit they wont let me go. so who knows when i finish this. sorry

Hospital wtf hope all is ok bro,,

Peace matty

yeh

Hoping all is well stu

Thanks for your effort, Stuart! I find your reports mostly quite funny and I do like your approach(I'm not such a hardcore smoker but like to get wasted as much as possible as long as I don't have to care too much about others as well. Effect is always priority!)

Keep it coming !