Offieboss takes in some culture!!!!

[OffieBoss]

Day 1 4th April
After an hour delay on the runway at gatwick (no refreshments ) mr.g and I landed at schipol about 11.00.
Out of central about 11.30 and on my usual route to get some hash from the green house lounge and then onto to barneys to get some bud then across the road to uptown for breakie and a smoke.
Greenhouse- 1g lemon haze cream?? Nice smell, decent enough smoke but nowhere near strong enough for the price.
1g temple ball- super fresh batch, beautiful smoke but as with the cream, it's nowhere near strong enough but at least it's €5 cheaper.
Barneys- nothing really inspiring this time, only 3 beautiful buds in the tangerine dream tub, 5g on the button, nicely loaded with smoke off to uptown for breakie.
Uptown- pancakes with maples syrup(something small as we were still on the move)
Now to make a move to the apartment.

[OffieBoss]

The apartment is in the middle of Albert Cuypstraat market, and has a balcony overlooking the market, real lively place.
After a little chill we have a little up and down the market buying little bits of much here and there. I think we ended up with some pizza, croissants, Chocs, cakes, juices, breads. The to the albert hiejn for some chocomel, booze, and mixers.
Supplies dropped off at the apartment,
Off to the butcher for a burger, good burgers but out of all things the chips were soggy(in Amsterdam, soggy chips, wtf)
Now it's off to Katsu.
Little disappointed with the hash and weed here to be honest, I mean it wasn't bad but just uninspiring. Grin spoon ice, not strong. Tri sulu no stone, mate got some yellow leb €10 1.4g.
Nice uplifting high, good taste, perfect general smoke, good price.
The renovations are good, lively colour scheme, nice welcoming shop.
Now onto de grall- shoreline tub had some nice buds in that we grabbed and I got some fire kush iOS €35/g good strong smoke, heavy stone
Off the menu- strawberry diesel ISo/€40/g- fucking strong smoke, shit had me backing up, had to sit the fuck down, bloody harsh though.
Shoreline- beautiful tasty smoke, good stone, good company for the stronger hashes.
to club media
Head band was a good bud but the champagne haze was fucking lovely, nice open roomy coffeeshop, very friendly service.
Back to apartment to watch motd (mates idea )
Munch eat smoke = pass out

[gapie]

[Lamont]

Great start so far, keep it coming!

[MallowKream]

You didn't fancy the Mango Haze from Katsu? Thats definitely on my list for the end of this month.

Also, your apartment sounds like the one I'm staying at......Its not right opposite Katsu is it?

[OffieBoss]

The mango from Katsu just looked a bit old and a bit dead to be honest, maybe the batch is getting on a bit, well formed buds though.
The apartment is a left and a right away from Katsu, mid way through Albert Cuypstraat.

Day 2 April 5th
Late rise after intermittent sleep and. Smoke breaks through the night. 
Head to wasserette for breakie, lovely eggs Benedict for me and a very full portion of scrabble eggs with toast and bacon for g.
Then off to ie hulp
 lemon kush. Good strong smooth smoke
Og x blue dream- disappointing
Was real smokey and full in there as they are renovating the downstairs area.
Couldn't take more than one joint in it!!! 
So we decide to head to Grey area- now I'm a grey area hater but my mate wanted to go there so begrudgingly I went, was really surprised as after about 4 previous visits about 10 years ago I decicided to cross this shop permanently off my list, well it's back and better than ever.....
 5 min q, tangie, sour kept, Nepali cream
All fine smokes. Buds well cured and hash was fresh. Mmmmmmmmm lovely
Tangie was slightly weaker than the sour kept but a lot fruitier to smoke.
Stayed in there for a couple before the metal chairs got the better of us.
Decisions, decisions, decisions....Betty or bush,
Wanting some nice marrocanhash we headed to buch doc, got some marroc haze hash ??? And some cheese o lator as always
Usually only get the cheese o, but this time the haze hash looked Olier than usual, so I had to get me some.
 maraoc haze- good clear high when smoking this the Cheeseolator was a proper zone out smoke.
Head back towards the apartment grabbing supplies n the way....
Never go to a super market when stoned & hungry!!!
New York pizza  then crash out

[Babbalonian]

The mango from Katsu just looked a bit old and a bit dead to be honest, maybe the batch is getting on a bit, well formed buds though.
The apartment is a left and a right away from Katsu, mid way through Albert Cuypstraat.

Day 2 April 5th
Late rise after intermittent sleep and. Smoke breaks through the night. 
Head to wasserette for breakie, lovely eggs Benedict for me and a very full portion of scrabble eggs with toast and bacon for g.
Then off to ie hulp
 lemon kush. Good strong smooth smoke
Og x blue dream- disappointing
Was real smokey and full in there as they are renovating the downstairs area.
Couldn't take more than one joint in it!!! 
So we decide to head to Grey area- now I'm a grey area hater but my mate wanted to go there so begrudgingly I went, was really surprised as after about 4 previous visits about 10 years ago I decicided to cross this shop permanently off my list, well it's back and better than ever.....
 5 min q, tangie, sour kept, Nepali cream
All fine smokes. Buds well cured and hash was fresh. Mmmmmmmmm lovely
Tangie was slightly weaker than the sour kept but a lot fruitier to smoke.
Stayed in there for a couple before the metal chairs got the better of us.
Decisions, decisions, decisions....Betty or bush,
Wanting some nice marrocanhash we headed to buch doc, got some marroc haze hash ??? And some cheese o lator as always
Usually only get the cheese o, but this time the haze hash looked Olier than usual, so I had to get me some.
 maraoc haze- good clear high when smoking this the Cheeseolator was a proper zone out smoke.
Head back towards the apartment grabbing supplies n the way....
Never go to a super market when stoned & hungry!!!
New York pizza  then crash out

Good read so far...

I got back on the 17th March and the Mango Haze was easily the best sativa of the trip and a top 3 smoke out of 17 strains. Treat yourself sir!!!

[gapie]

[ftcarer]

Good reading so far , didn't think it would take so long for the cheeseolator to turn up

[gapie]

nice to say hi again and again lol

[OffieBoss]

Day2 pm(evening)
After crashing out both of use woke up hank marvin.
So ordered a takeaway from the balti house (near de grall)
Beautiful food,very impressed (I'm Indian)
Stuffed the curry down and we sat down to finish our stash and pop some mushrooms.
Mexican ones I think, picked them up on the way to the bush doctor whilst my mate had a look at the market. He wasn't very impressed, good selection but the sellers weren't very informative & some didn't know what they were talking about (according to him)
The mushrooms helped us clear the stash, we were flying all night.

Day3 culture time!!
Wake up fuzzed, hungry and feeling week. Need high energy food, we opt for pancakes. Head to the pancake carousel. Disappointing.....
Now we head to the museum area. Decide to go to the van gogh, I'm thinking look at the bloody ques!!!
Didn't take long to get a ticket from the stall infront of the 'I am Amsterdam' sign, obligatory photo taken.(1 bit of culture)
The tickets were allocated a time slot of 2pm, (tip to avoid further quing turn up 10 min before your allocated time slot and u should be able to walk straight in)it was only 1' so we decided to go for a smoke. It's only a 5min stroll to the noon, got some raffia special(very nice) €20/g, good strong hash.(so nice I went and got some more after the museum trip).
The van gogh- (2nd bit of culture) nice place really. Was expecting some run of the mill gallery, but the place is nice and calm, somewhat welcoming after the madness of the past two days.
Now I'm not into art, so I just scanned over the art and read the bits about van gogh life and his mentality. Quite interesting and a welcome break from the smoke. 45min done.
Mate is interested in both the art and his mentality. 1.30 hrs done.
As I finished early I headed back over to the moon to grab some ore raffia special,mi really liked this one.
Mate turn up an hour and 15 min later, took a couple of wrong turns on his way!!!
Have a few smokes and head back to the apartment to check out.
Checkd out we make a plan to have a smoke and a milkshake, how hard can that be....
Head over to greenhouse lounge and grab la con and some Mexican sativa hash both blind purchases.
La con standard bud, good for your average stoner but not good enough for your proper stoner.
Mexicans sativa hash- good purchase, strong smooth creamy thick smoke
Ask the waitress (Who is just passing) if we could have two milkshakes, she's says there's table service and she'll right over....
An hour later and a few joints down we head to schipol milkshakeless.