Papi's first 420 in Dam-ACD style, 17-22.04

[spidergawd]

Great report Papi,

You missed a picture though pal, this one, taken midway through the boxing

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KDex ... -05-06.jpg

Looking forward to day 3 of your report!!

Cheers

Cloudy

[Papi]

DAY 3- Sunday 19th

My alarm sets off just past 9, as i'm still in a complete Dreamland, reminiscing what happened during the night. Fonfara,
winner by the way of TKO, me TKOed on the bed, with a half joint left. Without moving i just light it up, this smoke
detector in a chinese B&B where I'm staying doesn't really work, so no worries for me as sweet clouds of some hazy mix
fill up the room. Quick bathroom visit to shit and shower and i'm ready to go. Gonna be a good day, cause my friend who
lives and works in NL is coming to Dam today and I haven't seen him for at least a year.



First things first i get my ass to La Grotte for a scheduled ACD breakfast. I text ft to see if he and 1stborn are up and
attending, and he just texts back "We're behind you". We enter and grab the upstair seats with a view over whole place.
Maxxx is there as well as fraidofspiders and macky, who had arrived at 7am the same day(nice to meet you man:D). They
grab the opposite table and we start off by smoking some Liberty Haze and noor 2000 joints, rolled Canadian-style without
any filters by Macky. Smirks arrives as well and joins our table. Not much more to say, we're pretty baked before
breakfast is served. Tasty brekkie it was, i must admit, so with our bellies full and our minds clouded by some hazey
mixes we slowly walk towards CS 137, past Siberie, but they are out of Lemon Haze Hash so we don't bother.

And suprise, suprise, the coffeeshop opens at noon on sundays. Well, we may as well chill out and wait 5 mins. The doors finally open and our ACD crew starts to walk in to a very visibly displeased look of a BT who immediately says "you can buy, but can't look". We politely inform him that we're gonna sit, chill and let him get ready to serve us, we won't buy without looking, that's plain and obvious. Chuckling quietly we take our seats and start a little session when after couple mins, he tells
us to be quiet. Those goddamn stoners dare to enjoy themselves at his coffeeshop. Bastards, simply bastards. Funny thing
is, that he didn't mind some of his buddies popping in and engaging him with a conversation.
Some time later he's finally ready and FT sprints to the counter. He comes back considerable amount of time later with a
baggie of Orange Bud(8.2e/g) and a smile on his face. Apparently the outburst-BT apologised for his behaviour and let FT
see all of the tubs with a big smile on his face. I settle for some Orange Bud as well, but shortly before i rolled a
joint, my friend calls me that he's gonna be in Dam really soon so i have to split from the group and pick him up. No
western crawl for me it seems...

I pick him up something around 1:30pm, we leave his stuff at my place and go to Central and Voyagers cause he needed some weed. Some Amnesia Haze and SPG later we carry on west, thinking if we can catch(33:D) entire ACD crew on the crawl, but since we're baked and it's closer to 3pm, we decide to head directly to Spirit for a pinball tournament(I know TT, i
fucked up cause i didn't take part. Mea culpa). TT, macky and his wife and friend are already there, and not long time
passes since the coffeeshops begins to fill up with both ACDers and guys from ICmag, who occupy the other big table. My
friend is literally fucking astonished on how this session turns out to be. Over 20 people passing each other joints,
vapes, bongs, bags, pipes...literally almost every paraphenalia available is there, and in heavy use. 2 hours of complete
mashing and battering, using lots of voting strains both hash and weed. My friend is amazed and tells me that he didn't
know that many people who were like me, passionate about the weed and perfectly chilled out. He also cannot believe the
amounts being smoked. During this session Spider arrives as well, i barely manage to introduce myself to him.



Sometime after 7 pm we decide to leg it and head down west to check couple of CS's that i skipped earlier on. So
Chapiteau(Enemy of The State and Wappa 9e/g), Catch 33(lovely Mango Haze 12,5e/g) and to 1eHulp to meet up with Larby.
When we arrive Larbs is working downstairs to make all the renovations in time for 420. He immediately recommends Amnesia
Dry Sieve(20e/g), which looks, smells and tastes really fucking good. The power was there as well. He also tells me that i
should wait 15 mins for some new batches arriving and have a bong. I oblige and he joins us couple mins later to chat a
bit, bringing a baggie of Exodus Cheese(new on the menu) and Lemon Kush. Just for the testers(thanks man). Exo Cheese is
tested later on by some ACD Brits, who speak pretty highly of it. After session in Hulp we slowly head down Rozengracht
towards Central Station. On the way we get some Liberty Haze(16e/g) from Barney's as some fresh tub is being opened.



Then we head back to Utopia, where ACD crew is already on the job. Ft and his son, Smirks, Spider, Lemming, J. Stan joins later on, as he gets back from exploring De Pijp with maxxx. I think macky and his wife were there as well but i may be wrong, i was really, really baked at that time. My friend, who followed me the whole time, orders a tea and begins hitting bongs with me. Session goes on, but before midnight i have to get him back to the apartment(he has to wake up at 5am to work) so i say my goodbyes and get him there. It's only midnight and Utopia seems far away, so i decide to finish my night and bong it at 420 cafe. Packed as shit, but i grab a place at the counter, order a chocomel whipped cream madness and one of their bongs, and i make the best use of the last coffeeshop hour that i can, topping every bong with either Amn.Dry Sieve or the ice hash that Stan gave me.



I walk out of 420 just before 1am and slowly crawl back to my place, hitting some crepes with nutella to keep me busy on the way back. Lights out, i pass out on the bed. My friend wakes me up at 4:20 am with a joint lit, and tells me "happy 420 man, i'm off to work in a bit, was fucking nice to see you again, say hi to ACD crew". I finish the joint and pass out again. Roll on 420.

[ZoZo420]

Good stuff Papi!

[Smirks]

Great reporting Papi and nice to meet you and hit some (ok lots of) bongs together.

Hope to catch you again sometime for some more epic stoner moments.

[Papi]

Great reporting Papi and nice to meet you and hit some (ok lots of) bongs together.

Hope to catch you again sometime for some more epic stoner moments.

Was great meeting and bonging with you Smirks, your gift(thanks again!) stands proudly on my shelf with some nice strain selection in it:)

[madmaxxx]

the spirit session was the da the Bomb,

[macky]

the spirit session was the da the Bomb,

+1 Great T+T TreeTop

[ftcarer]

good reading
Texting was less stressful than yelling
Fun crawl , still happy I finally bothered to get it done , roll on 420

[spidergawd]

Great write up Papi. I'm used to ACD smokeouts now, but Spirit was up there with the best. It was a gas to be a part of it. You were all giving those bongs some serious business. Although I wasn't taking part in the pinball tourny it was fun to watch the antics, and to partake of all the amazing testing strains that TT was so liberally passing around in varied toking implements. For the rest I'll plead a Lemming (Too stoned)

[bundy1983]

great report man.

[Quazer]

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[Marok21]

Finally I was sober enough to read it.

same with me awesome report great

[ftcarer]

We want 420 we want 420

[macky]

We want 420 we want 420

+1

[Papi]

Sorry for the delay:)

DAY 4-Monday 20th-420!


I wake up just after 10, still feeling effects of the sunday madness. Dizzy as hell, with a clouded mind i try to get up and get myself ready for the day. I feel like it took me twice as much time as yesterday, and i don't feel very good so i skin up and smoke a little j. Medication goes well as does my breakfast and shortly after i'm ready to go. But where the fuck should i go?:D
Fortunately maxxx texts me that he and macky are about to go to amnesia so i decide to get my sorry ass down there. When i arrive they are already going for it. Liberty Haze and noor 2000 joints are passed, maxxx is well into vaping from volcano bags. Personally i always passed by Amnesia and now i feel it was kinda mistake. Best milkshakes by fucking far and nice, big, clean bongs with ice filtration. What else would a bongman want? I'd say nothing, so i promptly join them and we engage in a big pre-Bluebird session. In the meantime, macky does something to his back, i don't know if he pulled a muscle or what but by the time we leave Amnesia, he's not feeling very good. We're talking a slow walk towards our meeting point, enjoying some nice views on the way.



We get to Bluebird and treetop is already operating the Volcano upstairs. Time to start full-melt-madness I'd say. I get upstairs and see that their menu has shortened severely. But Water-Pressed Afghan is here so i grab 0.8g-12,5e. I'm not the only one who grabs a baggie of this goodness. Shortly after whole ACD crew arrives and we grab almost the entire upstairs smoking room. Ft, 1st born , Smirks, Treetop, Lemming , J , Gapie , Fraidofspiders, Occasional Bowl , Madmaxx, Bleak, Spidergawd , Macky, his wife + friend are there. Unfortunately my back stretching treatment didn't help poor macky, as he decides to leave us in Bluebird, with his wifey and friend bravely sitting with us on his behalf. BTW, WPA is really nice, stoney dreamy smoke but it's not as strong as the batch that i've had in January 2014. Anyway, top notch smoke. Lime was tasty as fuck, i just remembered:)
We engage in a 2 hour total session. Bags, vapes, bongs, joints, pipes, bowls, name it and we have it. ACD Borg, as Smirks referred to us, assimilate some 4 poor folks that were sitting with us in the smoking room. They are royally fucked as they leave Bluebird. Around 3pm, FT proposes a memorial smoke for cattales and we raise whatever we have in memory of her(haven't met her, only heard stories). Time to think about 420 venue so Lem, J, maxxx and me head to city hall(not coffeeshop, you bloody stoners!:D) for a 420 cannabis liberation smoke. Unfortunately, 2 minutes after 420, my bong breaks while being bubblewrapped. That is literally the first time that it happened to me... seriously everybody stares at it with a WTF expression on their faces. I get really sad so it's time to mourn my loss. Fortunately ACD crew tries to comfort me with vapes and joints on the way to Voyagers. I grab some Notorious OG(12e/g) which was kinda 420 special as well as Starbud Sister that was there 1 hour later:D I'm still in the middle of mourning so i grab sth to eat and head to Amnesia to meet maxxxx, since he hasn't gone to the boat trip as well. Vape'n'Bong mourning ceremony commences and by the time we leave this CS I almost forgot about my loss. It's only a piece of fucking glass, straight on to Utopia it is!
We arrive just past 8pm, ft and 1st born are there on the window seats, 15 minutes later the place is full. And full of ACD I must say... Smirks, Ft, 1stborn, spider, macky's wife'n'friend team, gapie, treetop, Lemming, J, OB, Fraidofspiders. And maxxx as well. Ingi has heard that my bong died and she hands me over some bud of citral as a consolation:) Nice one:)
The time for the results had come. We read them out loudly "3rd place-Birdy's 2nd-Catch 33 1st-Utopia(you fuckin' what?!!-Ingi). Tears start flowing as she cannot believe what just happened. Big hugs and free drinks for everyone as she places the trophy proudly on the counter, saying that if Utopia closes down, she's gonna stay in CS business. See you somewhere:)



Ft goes to his place to get the trophy for Birdy's as maxxx stays in Haarlem and will hand over the award. During his absence gapie decides to consume 10g of ABV raw. Have a sweet dreams Stan:) Session continues in a really hard way, some people leave during it. Then text from maxxx arrives saying he got 1g of NL5 Haze and tea for free. We also discover the mystery of Jelly. Turns out the jelly man has been nicked and is now in jail. Sad, sad thing, but we don't think about it for very long as we mash ourselves even more. Smirks gets out to take his vapebox and leave it in Utopia, but he doesn't come back. No wonder... after all what happened I'd be suprised if he managed to get back. Anyways, I grab some Tangelo Kush(really, really nice that one) and as usual, it's me, ft and 1st born who are the last men standing. We close down with Ingi(listening to her accounting music) and take a nice, long smokey stoney wander until 2-2:30 am.



I get back to my place after gorging on that nutella crepe and fall asleep fully clothed. Woke up 2hrs later to smoke another joint and get to bed again. Another day finished, hell of a 420 it was. I don't even give a shit about my bong anymore:D ACD crew delivered:)