Moroccan Hash Thread

[gapie]

u can give me your Amsterdamish connections pm me for there number or email lol

[dr'gonzo]

I hope you are not claustrophobic Gapie.

[orle]

New Submission:

Gardella 10 euros per gram (at 1e you can by any size bag you want, five euro and up)

Appearance: (8.3/10) Nice, lighter brown coloration, with a subtle golden tinge. Soft, somewhat fudgy/oily but not sticky by any means. Clearly not a hard press, as it comes a part quite easy. Bubbles substantially and clumps together over screen in bong bowl.

Smell: (9.8/10): this is where it really stands out, vaguely reminiscent of classic moroccan, but more so in the realm of the higher quality offerings. A pungent, sweet creamy aroma, reminiscent of honey, and melons, or perhaps cantaloupe; certainly sweeter smelling than almost any hash (except perhaps charas style, but this odor is more smooth and without the pepperiness of charas.

Taste: (9/10) while it may not quite live up to its amazing bouquet, the flavor is certainly no slouch and is more reminiscent of other Moroccans, but still following through with some of its cloyingly sweet signature taste.

Effect: (8.8/10) certainly some of the more potent Moroccan hash to be had for the price. Not as overwhelmingly powerful or stoney as the Noor 2000; or even the King Hassan from 2e Kamer; nonetheless it offers a more clear 'hybrid' buzz, still leaning slightly toward the indica side effect-wise.

Value: (8.3/10) certainly still could be priced better, but alas this is Amsterdam. In addition the unique smell profile of this hash, and the flavor that accompany make it worth a try. Certainly a special sampling. Also worth noting, although I LOVE 1e for weed and bubble hash; I don't usually like their import hashes as much. This is certainly a refreshing offering that will make CS runs to pick up weed and hash much more streamlined; hopefully this will stay in stock for the foreseeable future.

Composite Score: 9, highly recommended, a real winner Larby, keep this one in stock a.u.b.!

Weaker than 2e Kamer King Hassan and not sticky by any means!
My wallet clamors out for emptying!
Just look at the text, this thing is basically rated a 0.999... composite cantaloupes out of 1 cantaloupe with p < 0.005!
Another nugleuker submission to real winner Larby.

[Nuggz]

orle

And within the first two days of 2016 we already have a strong contender for asshat of the year. Keep on keepin' on as a proper cunt, you two-bit trolling wankpiece

[orle]

Thank yoy for the encouragement, I have never encountered an ass hat before (is that what happens when you crap in a Kufi?) but I do appreciate a proper cunt from time to time.
To be honest: 'two-bit' suits me alright, as there is room for the 1 and the 0, the 陰 and the 陽, the good and the bad. Some people need an extra bit to store their ugly, not me though - broh I been binary since before birth.

[Fat_old_dwarf]

Before this all kicks off, can I just point out that orle and leuk appear to be in agreement about what for me is the main point: the Gardella is weaker than the KH. Not to mention 40% more expensive. That's why I'd always go for the KH. But if someone says they like the taste and peculiar effect of the Gardella, it's not worth starting a riot over. Personally, I find 1e Hulp middling or worse for hash, but they've got a cool cat and reportedly Green Crack for €12, so each to their own.

Or, you know, just be asshats and cunts about it.

[orle]

You see what happens, Larrby!? This is what happens when you fu-- falsely accuse a stranger of being a kingbee clone!
Do y'all not realize how long I have been working with the agency just to gain enough trust to pull a sting on this joint? Don't make me do this.. unless you want to end up at the other Eerste Hulp. I'll be getting me coat; have a prosperous year my fellow softdruggies

[Jesscass]

FatOldDwarf, well put, cheers! Apart from that seen so called 'Gardella'(sp)in the past in coffeeshops and recently all over Groningen. Well, I agree you often pay for smell and taste, not so much for effects/strength. Means the purest moroccan or whereever from hash isn't nessesarily the strongest(thick taste, smell and strength would be the business though of course, rarely to be found). By the way there isn't so much a real difference in strength between a solid 'Super Pollen' and 'best moroccan hashish at the moment from whereever' in my humble opinion. Quantities available and stuff has quite an influence, too. Had this King Hassan too and agree with you guys but I'm sure it's only hyped here as it's sold by Tweede/Dampkring II a shop lots of people know while I could imagine a lot of other not so known local shops(I'm aware of the fact Tweede is a bit more local than others) store the same quality for a similar price. It's just handy it's in the centre but it's nothing real special in the end. Just my two cents.

Orle, have to say it again(no brown-nosing here!) I like your style and appreciate your reviews a lot(even though I find terms like 'soft' and 'hard' drug to be quite euphemistic and also part of anti-drug propaganda. There are just drugs and users can/cannot handle them. Sure a longer story though !)so please don't stop! You can't be everybody's darling anyway! By the way your humour here is priceless !

[orle]

Hey, thats soft drug users, as in cuddly. Is all good. I even messaged DeLeukste to see if she was interested in meeting me either face to face, fist to face, or fist to fist (with a friendly fist bump aka knuckle fuck) which is as far as I tend to go on a first date.
Well, the mexican sativa hasj at Stones Crones Ruysdaelkade gives me a nice buzz, also fund a nice gardela at Best Friends, 35 for 5, different from the gardela at Bommeltje but powerful and spicy too.

[johnnygiovanni]

During My last trip to Dam in April i tried lots of hash and i wasn't always happy with my purchases. I found high end hash to be strong in effects but a Little poor in taste and sometimes looking old. Of course i found some incredible stuff too, but it's a bit harder to find nowaday.

[orle]

During My last trip to Dam in April i tried lots of hash and i wasn't always happy with my purchases. I found high end hash to be strong in effects but a Little poor in taste and sometimes looking old. Of course i found some incredible stuff too, but it's a bit harder to find nowaday.

Do you mind revealing where the incredible stuff is at so that I know to whom I should sell my spare organs?

[johnnygiovanni]

sorry man i meant "good stuff" but my happy stoner brain kept me overexcited about my dam's memories!! however i was in dam last april and my review couldn't help you so much finding good stuff

[Marok21]

I found that article a few months ago and it´s quite interesting:
https://www.prohbtd.com/stories/whats-u ... occan-hash

[Billyjoe]

In term of potency you can not find better for the price than in boerjongens IMO.

It is first grade neder hash, great stuff, but if you want great old school morocco hash, you can still get very Good hash there but the best would be in Dampkring, Tweede Kamer, kadinsky and Central.

[Marok21]

found that randomly:

http://hightimes.com/strains/hashishene ... the-block/

hash and terpenes...