Trip 5 Solo (live report)

[nathan420stoner]

So 2more nights here havta go to den haag In the morning which makes an excuse to stop in dizzy duck and cremers anybody know how much an emergency passport is ? Got money sorted gonna head to utopia shortly if I get in with no passport

[OneHighMofo]

lucky bastard have (more) fun!

[OneHighMofo]

Just did a quick Google search - it looks like they're gonna hit you for £95 for that temporary travel document dude.
Apologies for being the bearer of bad news
https://www.gov.uk/emergency-travel-document

[nathan420stoner]

Cheers man got it sorted travelled to den haag for no reason as I had to go to the place in Amsterdam as embassy is closed didn't even get time to stop in any shops so posses of about that and alSo here to Thursday no Belfast flights on Wednesday so budgeting a lot sitting in Kashmir lounge atm smoking amazing haze from boerejongens nice smoke

[nathan420stoner]

Utopia strawberry x banana is real nice smoke and utopia haze looked good as well

[OneHighMofo]

Cheers man got it sorted travelled to den haag for no reason as I had to go to the place in Amsterdam as embassy is closed didn't even get time to stop in any shops so posses of about that and alSo here to Thursday no Belfast flights on Wednesday so budgeting a lot sitting in Kashmir lounge atm smoking amazing haze from boerejongens nice smoke

Good stuff - glad you've got it sorted. I'm so fucking jealous right now sat at my desk working with only my bong for company. Boohoo poor little me.

[nathan420stoner]

Strawberry x banana nice from utopia

[spidergawd]

Cheers man got it sorted travelled to den haag for no reason as I had to go to the place in Amsterdam as embassy is closed didn't even get time to stop in any shops so posses of about that and alSo here to Thursday no Belfast flights on Wednesday so budgeting a lot sitting in Kashmir lounge atm smoking amazing haze from boerejongens nice smoke

Good stuff - glad you've got it sorted. I'm so fucking jealous right now sat at my desk working with only my bong for company. Boohoo poor little me.

Work, desk, BONG !!!! tut tut.

[OneHighMofo]

Work, desk, BONG !!!! tut tut.

It's the only way to fly (don't tell my clients)

[nathan420stoner]

Rookies is a nice spot good hot choc quiet in a good location no purchase

[nathan420stoner]

Lemon Amnesia 1e hulp is a lovely smoke Amnesia also decent

[nathan420stoner]

So what was supposed to be a 2night trip turned into 5nights lots of ups and downs glad to be home as this trip fucked up my financials so no 420 for me this year




12th December
Arrive into central for around 10am grab my 2day tram pass then head to Voyagers were i pick up 3g of Amnesia decent example i then walk to utopia pick up 1g Amnesia cream
and 1g Sour Kosher lost amnesia cream and sour kosher was amazing smelling taste was decent but found a few seeds. from here i head onto amnesia but it looks packed so i
head onto paradox pick up a 5e bag of ssh which was a lovely smoke chilled out here for a while before heading to 1ehulp in search of charas but wasnt on the menu so picked up a g of
lemon chunk it was ok. from here i head towards the hotel stop of in remebrandt plein head to boerejongens 3gWhite Choco Bloc 1g Amnesia Bloc 1g Amazing
Haze Amnesia Bloc is amazing and havent smoked wcb yet i then grab a portion of poeffertjes then head onto hotel hortus
which is a basic hotel tv in room can smoke out the back and has a verdamper which is awesome.

After this i head to de pijp to club media where i pick up 1g Pure Kush Hash 1g Casey Jones 1g AMG Haze 1g Champagne Haze 1g Strawberry x Banana Bubblehash grab a fanta
and roll a cone of champagne haze it was a lovely smoke AMG is lovely smoke Casey Jones was decent near the end of the tub Pure Kush Hash is great piece of hash
Here i head onto katsu 1.6g Strawberry Fire Alien Not great average at best and Mango Haze looked top as always. Head to Loetje amazing food steak slightly underdone but
was good and sticky toffee cake is amazing. Head to De Graal 1g Lemon Haze Hash and 1g Amnesia (No Super Highrise or Highrise) Quick smoke and of to pick up some
ExodusFuel Shatter (Exodus Cheese x Orange Diesel) and then head to El Guapo Pick up 1g Knightsbridge OG and 1g Sleaze both great smokes.
After this i head to utopia for few smokes.

Head to the Dampkring Pick up 1g of Durrah its packed so i head on to Betty 2 Chat to the budtender for a few mins about the OG Bloc and the Amnesia Bloc that was in a
while back Pick up 3g Silver Haze nice big bud 1g OG Bloc and 1g Blue Amnesia he gives me free papers, skins and a hot chocolate cool guy highly recommend this shop my favourite
in amsterdam head up to chill out for a bit finish a few cones and hot chocolate then head down grab a looza and decide to take a look at the white choco to which he advises
its not the strongest so i ask him what his favourite is he says he likes the cheese it smells good so i take 2gs of it and look at the kosher which is amazing smell lingers
strong piney kushy flavour amazing smoke highly recommend also buy another g of blue amnesia which is nice fruity smell then when grinded realises a really sweet amnesia
smell another top smoke. head down to boerejongens for another buy n fly 2g KushDream Bloc 1g Grape Ape 1g Silver Haze. Go back tot the hotel make and few joints and go to bed set the alarm for mgregor
fight. Also stopped in at overkant but seemed expensive and nothing took my fancy

13th
So lying in hotel room trying to get a live stream for ufc finally get it in time for mcgregor fight which was a disapointment ah well go back to bed for few hours.
Get up ready out head to boerejongens 3for somemore kush dream bloc Amnesia Bloc and Amnesia Haze. head up to haarlemstraat pop in pick up 5g Tangerine for a mate then go to
uptown get breakfast and milkshake shake was good and food not so much like a deer weatherspoons. So after this i head to Dampkring 2 pick up 2g King Hassan 1g Bio Highrise which wasnt nice and havent tried
king hassan yet chill here for like an hour watching groups of tourist either buy and drink or leave i had no problems myself i like the shop but can see why theres a bad
rep. Hope on the tram to spui hop of go to tweede kamer 5g King Hassan then pop into lanskroon for a cinnamon crossiant which was far nicer than barneys food.

Head on to the hotel again then walk to het balloonetje which is a great shop the G13 was a top smoke. Amnesia lookked great in the tub rather thsn 20e deals tho which i dont like but apart from that very chilled out
shop friendly staff and nice local atmosphere. stay here for a wile before deciding to head back central pop into Batavia for a quick smoke. walk down to el guapo pick up
a g of skywalker OG then head to utopia then grab a burger from the burger bar top place. Hop on the tram head to betty 2 chill out for a while in there then head to
boerejongens god knows what was purchased head to hunters bar before heading back to the hotel after grabbing baccy and fags for home. get back to the hotel smoke some kush
threw the verdamper with the guy who was working.

14th December
This was supposed to be my final day but plans changed got to the airport threw secruity bit of hassle then to realise that i didnt have my passport which i had before coming threw
secruity so i start to panic miss my flight go get a police report filed ring to get money sorted as i forgot my bank card eventually got this sorted got money.
was told i had to go to den haag but the embassy would of been closed by the time i get there so i wait till the next day. head back to amsterdam from the airport get
accommodation sorted for 2nights then head down to betty 2 pick up a g of kosher and a g of blue amnesia both great smokes. so i was on my way to betty 2 a blacked out car
pulls up shows me what looks like a piece and asks me do i like it was dark so i may have miss seen it but i didnt stick round to look. after bettys i make my way round to burger bar grab food then walk about
for a while hit boerejongens cant mind what i bought this time then head to hunters bar for a bit spend alot of time tryna get money flights and stuff sorted so didnt hit many
places but i ended up in the bottle watching the leicester vs chelsea game then head to doors palace pub smoking a good bit of the night.

15th
Up early the next morning straight out go to hunters for a smoke then go straight to the station and make my way to den haag eventually get there get to the british
embassy to which i find it is closed get my sister to ring to see where i go and im told to get ack to amsterdam for 2pm so run back to train station get nxt tram back
to the dam get to embassy get my passport sorted to find out that theres no flight the next day so i cud of spend the day in den haag and haarlem along with wasting 25e
on train ticket mightnt seem like much but it is when your tight for money so kinda pissed at this but atleast i got my passort and boarding pass sorted for thursday after here i decide to make
my way to bij as ive no smoke and pass de prijs on the way stop and decide to call in chat budtender about whats nice he takes out a few bags of super amnesia and silver haze
both looked great but i decide on silver go make a smoke then head onto boerejongens 1g Kushdream Hash 1g Amazing Haze 1g Amn Bloc then walk onto kashmir lounge get the tram
to leidesplein grab a oliebollen. take a walk up to rookies grab a hot chocolate and a seat at the window great spot to people watch liked rookies nice atmosphere no pressure
to purchase and do a nice hot choc. after this i head back to centre go to utopia strawberry x banana and utopia haze both new on the menu but as money is tight i buy the strawberry x banana
which was a lovely smoke. think gapie was in here at this give him a head nodd not sure if it was him so i dont introduce myself. head to the doors as its next to were am
staying, stay in here to closing then head to bottle stay there to maybe 2.30am then head back to hostel as im walking up damrak some russian boy starts screaming and shouting
head down ignore and walk on.


16th
So final full day in dam get up to check out of accomodation then head to collect more money then check back in head to hunters grab a drink and a smoke then hop on the tram out
to 1e Hulp where i grab a g of lemon amnesia which is a nice smooth lemony amnesia flavour with a decent flush and cure well trimmed buds with a nice sativa high also picked
up a g amnesia which was decent nothing special. chilled out here for a wile then walk around wile head back to charge my fone for a wile then head down to rookies for a hot choc
was a lot busier today but still grabbed a seat stayed for then head to pot exchange to get money by the time i get there western union is closed not good so am close to broke
so i budget enough for food and drinks the rest of the night as ive smoke to last me till the morning grab a burger and fries from burger bar was chatting the guy working
in there about working there about eventually moving out and if its hard to get a job out there and basic stuff bout dutch life guy was pretty cool. after this i head to utopia
to relax and enjoy my final night. Take another walk threw the city end up back at leidsplein grab another oliballen theu are the bomb. end up back in the doors spend last few euro
and finish of the amnesia bloc hash.

17th
Travel Day so am up early go straight to see if i can get money which i do then check out head up to greenhouse was going to dampkring 2 but was closed so pop in here
instead ask to see the ultra Haze budtender says its the weakesy they have so i ask to see the lemon haze instead to which am greated with a tub of big chunky lemony smelling
buds i spot a bud sitting in the corner of the tub 2.3g i take it grab and a coke then sit down here i like greenhouse id rather come back here than barneys staff was friendly smoke was good
but deer and the food looked much better think this place gets a lot of slack defo not one of the worst just very expensive. i head of to voyagers for opening time known that its closed i pop to central grab a bag of amnesia
roll t 2js and head to voyagers where i buy 1g lemon bubble 1g 24k 1g fromage blue .6g sunset sherert from here i get train get to the airport and all goes smooth from there.

Defo one of my favourites trips even if i had a lot of hassle it makes it more meomorable so overall another great trip.

Smoke List

Betty 2
2g Kosher 10/10
2g Cheese 7.5/10
3g Blue Ammo 9/10
3g Silver Haze 8.5/10
1g OG Kush Bloc 9.5/10

Boerejongens
1g Silver Haze 8/10
1g King Kong 9.5/10
2g Amazing Haze 8.5/10
5g WC Bloc 8/10
6g KD Bloc 9/10
4g Amn Bloc 9/10
1g Amnesia 8.25/10
1g Grape Ape 7.75/10

Club Media
1g Champagne Haze 8.25/10
1g AMG Haze 8.25/10
1g Casey Jones 7.75/10
1g Pure Kush Hash 9/10
1g Strawberry x Banana Bubblehash - Fuck u customs

De Graal
1g Amnesia 7/10
1g Lemon Haze Hash - Fuck u Customs.

Katsu
1.6g Strawberry Fire Alien 6.5/10
1.6g Mango Haze 8.5/10


Dampkring Orginal
1g - Durrah - Fuck u Customs

Dampkring 2
1g - Bio Highrise 5/10
2g - King Hassan 8/10

Tweede Kamer
5g - King Hassan 8/10

Paradox
.4g SSH 8.25/10

El Guapo
1g Skywalker 8.25/10
1g Sleaze 9/10
1g Knightsbridge OG 9.5/10

De Prijs
1g Super Silver Haze 8/10

Kadinsky
1g Malana Cream 7.75/10

Het Balloonetje
3g G13 10/10
2.2g Amnesia ???

Voyagers
1g - 24K 9/10
2g - Fromage Blue 7.75/10
6g - Amnesia 8/10
1g - Lemon Bubble 8.5/10
.6g -Sunset Sherbet 8.5/10

Utopia
1g - Amnesia Cream - Fuck u customs
1g - Sour Kosher 7/10
.5g - Strawberry x Banana 9/10

1e Hulp
1g - Lemon Chunk 7/10
1g - Amnesia 7.5/10
1g - Lemon Amnesia 8.75/10

Central
1.1g Amnesia 7/10

Greenhouse
2.3g Lemon Haze 8.75/10

Barneys
5g Tangerine Dream 8.25/10
3.5g Utopia Haze - Fuck u customs


1g - Exodus Fuel Shatter -

Top 5 Coffeeshops
1.Betty 2
2.Boerejonegens
3.Het Balloonetje
4.Utopia
5.Paradox/El Guapo

Top 5 Weed
1.Kosher Kush (Betty 2)
2.G13 Mr Nice (Het Balloonetje)
3.Knightsbridge OG (El Guapo)
4.King Kong (Boerejongens)
5.Strawberry x Banana (Utopia)

Top 5 Hash
1.OG Bloc (Betty 2)
2.Pure Kush Hash (Club Media)
3.Amnesia Bloc (Boerejongens)
4.KD Bloc (Boerejongens)
5.King Hassan (Tweede Kamer)

[OneHighMofo]

Fuck me - EPIC!
Would very much like to crawl the Dam with you one day brother
What did you pay for the 1g - Exodus Fuel Shatter and how did it taste?

[macky]

Nice

[nathan420stoner]

Paid 80e a g deer but very tasty nug run and properly purged just need to get my rig ordered then am good to go for Christmas