March 2016

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March 2016

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Hello everyone. I've been meaning to getting round to doing this sooner but always struggle to find time to sit down long enough to do a trip report. Me and my 3 mates had a great time when we visited For 3 days last month and the amount of knowledge I had gained from this forum prior to going helped immensely so thankyou everyone.

I'll try and cover as much as I remember along with the few notes I took (and only 1 picture and 1 video.) I do really apologise for the lack of photos, next time I'll be sure to take more.

Unfortunately there were a few places we didn't make that I would like to have visited. Boerejongens and Bluebird to name a couple. One of my friends has some medical problems which limited the amount of walking we could do, but he soldiered on well and combined with tram travel, we managed to get about a fair bit.

As we were spending three days and two nights, and also staying at the Meininger at Sloterdjik station, we took advantage of the new Amsterdam travel passes which includes the trains, aswell as trams and busses, allowing us to make a one off purchase (25€ each) and travel freely around the city by tram and back and forth to the hotel when needed on one of the frequent trains (6 minute journey to Sloterdjik.)

Our initial plan was to go to the hotel first and drop off our bags but sod that, we binned this idea as we approached Sloterdjik and proceeded straight to Central station. Off the train and follow me gents. Straight to Voyagers which is empty!

I ask to see the Hash they have on the menu. The budtender pulls apart a big lump of nice looking Morrocan and I'll have two grams of that please.(10€ per gram) I have a gram of the silver bubble and the amnesia haze is 1.1 grams for 10€ and looks nice! My go to strain in the UK and this looks a nice example so I have 10€ of this too. My friends try the Chocolope and the Fromage Bleu. We get the tobacco smoking booth to ourselves and now we are happy! I tuck the Silver bubble and hash away to roll up later and make 2 joints out of the Amnesia bag. It's the usual amnesia taste we all know and love and smokes nice, especially for the price. A nice sativa to kickstart the day. My friends Fromage joint is stinking out the booth, I'm not a massive cheese fan but smoked a bit of it. The Chocolope was kind of tasteless compared to the cheese for me but did the trick nonetheless and we left Voyagers fairly baked.

Back to the hotel and drop bags off. Can't check in yet but not a problem. Straight back to the train station. Sloterdjik station has one of the burger vendors (forgotten the name already) where the wall is basically a vending machine of ready made burgers and other fried delights. It's like the greatest wall a stoner can behold. We visited this wall many times. Back to Central station and back to Voyagers! At this point two of our plans had already gone to s%#t as we had initially planned to go straight to the Heiniken museum and get that done but now my mate wasn't bothered about this and "just wanted to get stoned" ok! We buy drinks and roll up what we bought earlier. The hash tastes lovely! Two of my mates kind of turn their noses up at it, they prefer bud. Ok, more for me! The silver bubble compliments it nicely and sets the mood for a stroll around the city.

At this point I'll say that we did absolutely nothing else for 3 days than sit in coffeeshops. We had a selfie outside the RijksMuseum and that was our sightseeing. I'm just going to list all I can remember buying.

Green place : I wanted the twizla which had been changed for a new cheese hash. It looked and smelled nice but I opted for a gram of Caramello instead.Nice flavour and smoked nice. I'd say the Moroccan from Voyagers was a bit stronger though. I also grabbed a gram of some kush, I can't remember which :/ Somewhere walking between Greenplace and De Pijp we stopped at an unknown coffeeshop for a quick drink and to roll a few more. I had a bit of temple ball from here for old times sake and my mate bought bags of the sprayed strawberry and apple hazes despite me reiterating they smell like that for a reason! "It tastes ace." Ok, I'll just smoke my hash :)

Katsu : 5grams of Amnes Hya. I love this hash and smoked a fair bit of it last time round. I didn't really smoke much of this over there. I thought I'd lost it but then I found it in my bag once I'd returned home *ahem

Dr Grinspoon. I loved this. The 100% Sativa thing works for me and the bag appeal was beautiful. Really small, dense,lime green nuggets that ground up lovely and gave a really nice cerebral high. We smoked a fair bit of this between us.

Amnesia ice powder isolator. 1gram 20€. This topped up many joints that day and felt like good value for the cash. Would buy again and probably 2 or 3 grams next time.

Only disappointment from Katsu for me was the black widow haze. Bought some pure pre rolls for walking around with and didn't work for me at all. Taste was off, far too harsh even by pure standards. I was already baked so it's hard to comment on effects of the strain alone at this point but would have been happier with more Grinspoon.

Club Media : I had to make it here this time around. OneHighMofo spoke well of this place to me and I had seen the menu so nothing was stopping me this time! Apart from three stoned imbeciles who don't want to leave Katsu because they're comfy. I decide to go on my own and they will wait at Katsu. Without me and my trusty Google maps they are bollocksed anyways, so off I go.

The decor is cool. A bit more fancy looking than other coffeeshops and the bud tender is friendly and very happy to show me the kandy kush hash. 3 grams of this and I ask for one gram of it seperate.(12.50€ a gram) One I thought id lost again but found in my bag back at home :roll eyes Super sticky soft hash that comes in Parchment paper and smells pretty awesome. I decide to sit and chill with a joint of the hash and a fresh orange juice. Clarkson, Hammond and May will still be bumbling around in Katsu so I can have a quick chat on messenger with my missus whilst smoking what was possibly one of the best joints of my life.i grab two grams of champagne haze as I leave. I return to Katsu battered.

We jump on a tram back towards central stations for some food and then to head to the hotel to check in. 4 x mixed grills in one of the steakhouses and we're on a train, checked in and back in Centrum with some champagne haze and hash cocktail pre rolls stuffed in my pocket. We end up in Cafe Freeworld. Here they have a bar (although we just stuck to the fruit juice and chocomel) they also have a seperate smoking room with TV's and Champions league football! We sit for over an hour on our own in this little chilled out spot and realise we are running low on bud and want to stock up so we have enough for back at the hotel before bed and for wake and bake the next day. We head up the street to Barneys because putting the whole tourist trap thing aside for a second, the Cookie Kush I had last time around from coffeeshop Amnesia was amazing. Probably the best of my trip! This time, nope. It's a terrible example from Barneys. I didn't even look at it before hand, I just kinda bounced in with confidence that it would be on par with last time. The Barneys Haze however is very nice so not all is lost. Back to afterworld for the end of the footie and we get talking with a few Morrocan lads who are in the smoking area. After we've got the awkward bit out of the way that we don't want to buy any cocaine from them we get talking football and hash! And they turn out to be a nice bunch of lads. We head back to Central station and back to the hotel. It's been a long day. We celebrate it with a big cone before bed into which we all piled different bits and bobs. The wi-Fi is pretty damn decent, much better than last time around so bravo Meininger. Headphones and Deezer and I'm floating on a cloud. Lights out. Day two to follow


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Brilliant read! I really got a sense of your trip - don't feel bad about gouching the coffeeshops, indulge - fill your boots, you deserve it. Temporary relief from prohibition is your golden ticket to a guilt free experience. Inhale fucking deeply and go to a Museum when you take the missus :) All the best trips start with best laid plans gone to waste - it's the quintessential experience :)
Honoured to have been name-checked, sounds like you had a great time and found some lovely ladies.

That's got me hugely excited for next week now :) nice one dude
*edit* Media's Candy Kush hash added to list
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Nice! I hope more guys will write up their smoke en rate it during this 2 weeks. Proper weed for everybody.

Yesterday I grabbed the hawai haze at katsu. Not bad but isnt worth 10 for 0.8 gram. Great tropical flavour though. Hashwise katsu isnt bad but I prefer the oldschool morrocan hash so therefore I need to get it via-via. The coffeeshop example thats coming close to what I smoke is the bluebird special @ 12.50
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BongHug82 wrote:
Only disappointment from Katsu for me was the black widow haze. Bought some pure pre rolls for walking around with and didn't work for me at all. Taste was off, far too harsh even by pure standards. I was already baked so it's hard to comment on effects of the strain alone at this point but would have been happier with more Grinspoon.
Great stuff, keep it going. Your experience was exactly the same as mine a while back, right down to not being able to judge its effect, but I've smoked it since, and it's nothing special. Particularly compared to the DrG. So last trip that's the only weed I bought from Katsu (and it's always been worth the price, which is probably better value than other shops anyway).
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OneHighMofo wrote:Brilliant read! I really got a sense of your trip - don't feel bad about gouching the coffeeshops, indulge - fill your boots, you deserve it. Temporary relief from prohibition is your golden ticket to a guilt free experience. Inhale fucking deeply and go to a Museum when you take the missus :) All the best trips start with best laid plans gone to waste - it's the quintessential experience :)
Honoured to have been name-checked, sounds like you had a great time and found some lovely ladies.

That's got me hugely excited for next week now :) nice one dude
*edit* Media's Candy Kush hash added to list
Thankyou sir, and you've hit the nail on the head there. It was quite the quintessential experience and wouldn't have been as much fun as it would have been if we'd stuck to the plan. Prior to leaving and during the planning phase my mate was determined that he had to see the museums and such. So for him to be the chief instigator of not getting off at Sloterdijk was quite amusing for us all, and then to see him an hour or so later in Voyagers In no fit state to walk around any kind of beer experience was even funnier :mrgreen: I've managed to convince my missus to come with me in June and she wants to do the whole museum tour etc, so I'll be quite happy with the buy and fly, pocket full of ready rolls situation :)

I think you'll enjoy the hash too mate, completely different to the 1st Hulp varient. I had a good test of it in my bong for wake and bake when I was back in the UK and was quite potent. Decent price too @ 12.5€!

Have you seen the new 1st Hulp menu? Posted yesterday or the day before with lots of new hashes! I'm excited for you guys going out this week and looking forward to all of your posts :)

Thanks Mokum, the Hawaii haze was on the menu but none of us tried it. A lot to choose from in there! Have you tried the Amnes Hya hash in there? Would like to know how you rate it as you're an experienced connisour and I'm still learning this whole hash game. I've had it on my last few trips and always buy more. 40€ for 4.8gr always seems a fair deal too.

I will definitely be visiting Bluebird in June and will try the Bluebird special! Thanks for recommending. I'm gutted we missed out on this cs on the March trip.

Thankyou FOD, and yeah, me and my mates all agreed the black widow just wasn't special at all. Dr Grinspoon is probably the 20€ Bag I'll buy whenever I'm in here from now on. I'm always too busy scratching my head looking at the hash menu to be doing anything else :mrgreen:
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Keep it coming BongHug82!
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Day two....

Early rise for us, my alarm ensures we are awake and i attempt to rally the troops. Clarkson, Hammond and particularly May are not happy with my eagerness, and how happy I am at this time of the day. Imagine a massive kid, trying his best to be a weed geek, who has been planning a trip for months to Amsterdam attempting to drag his lazy stoner friends with him. Clarkson is a fellow weed geek, my oldest friend and trying not to sound like a teenager, my best mate. The whole Marijuana thing started for us smoking bongs in his parents garage in the mid 90's. He follows around happily and has been equally excited about this trip. His morning grumbles are simply because he is like a fucking Orc from Lord of the Rings at that time of day, he always has been. Hammond is not as heavy a pothead as me and Jeremy but still smokes a fair bit nonetheless. I introduced him to the haze types we smoke in the UK and that's about as far as it goes for him. It's also his first time in Dam and he's the only one who went dancing with his chubby bang stick in the RLD. He took a liking to the 'fruity' hazes (the sprayed ones) which took a bit of my soul away but I sucked it up and kept that one to myself :mrgreen: May, I'm sad to say, has some medical conditions that mean he won't be with us very long and has basically been given an estimated time frame to enjoy the years he has left by his doctors :( Again, an old friend, who I've known for 20ish years and shared many good times with. Sad news for all who know him but he's still the same dude, smoking copious amounts of bud (loves cheese.) May is the habitual moaner of the group, or maybe the habitual moaner of our home county. Next time we go together I'll be hiring one of the dudes with the bike taxis to pedal along side us with May in the Back and a medieval sized satchel full of Fromage bleu pre rolls. We like him this way and don't want him to change, his moaning instigated lots of old skool giggles throughout our stay.

I decided a cocktail of Barneys haze and Kandy Kush hash was a good way to start the day and another that's a mixture of all bits from the bottoms of all the bags I'm pulling out of everywhere. The Club Media Kush hash is super sticky and quite difficult to prepare for a joint, but I'm dedicated and this needs to be a good breakfast. Not long after we're baked and on a train towards Centrum. Today the plan is the hit 1st Hulp, after we've had a fry up of course.

Breakfast is decent. May insists "they ain't sausages" but we tuck it away anyways. It's a nice day so we decide to have a slow stroll towards 1st Hulp and stop somewhere along the way for a drink and a few schmokes. I set my trusty Google maps and before we know it, we're already close enough to just keep going. We don't need to stop, the pre rolls are just about enough to get us there. Hammond says he's just gonna buy a 5 pack of haze pre rolls because he can't be arsed rolling today and will just buy them all day (he lied and later folded to bag appeal.) I seize this opportunity to acquire 10 grams. I slip him 70 euros and five grams of Kandy Kush hash please. I look at the blue/black berry? Hash and it looks and smells nice but kind of similar to the bit I got at Club Media (dark, sticky) but the Kandy Kush here looks like this
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I still have five grams to play with so go for a gram of the Amnesia bubble hash (28€ a gram Im sure it was at the time but now 20€ on the menu?) 2 grams of Amnesia pollem 12€ and a gram of Gorilla glue and strawberry cough. (15 and 14€) it was all kind of just spur of the moment here. Looking back I would have maybe made different choices with 'my' 5 grams, had I had more time to think, but it was quite busy and I just went for it. Was satisfied with all my purchases nonetheless and had 5 grams of the Kandy Kush hashish burning a hole in my pocket. Clarkson had also purchased a few grams of this and his beard was happy.

After all of this, we couldn't get seats! So my trusty Google maps takes us to Flower Power which is just down the road. I'm eager to get stuck into my newly acquired bits as are my friends. The female bud tender welcomes us with a beautiful smile and Hammond stocks up on pre rolls. Bud tender happily allows us all in when only a couple of us have purchased bud. Happy days. Out comes the kandy Kush hash. I've been waiting for this moment for I don't know how long. I really load up the first joint and wow! These new skool hashes are ticking all the boxes for me and the wee tubs they come in make me feel like some kind of collector of tubs. Flavour, potency like nothing I've ever smoked. My favourite hash of the trip!

We sat in Flower Power for 4 hours! I felt cheeky near the end and legged it back to Hulp on my own hoping they wouldn't remember me and let me score another 5 grams. SUCCESS. 5 grams of zero zero for 37.50€. Nice clean blond Morrocan. Bubbles plenty and decent value in all fairness. I rolled a good chunk of this into ready rolls back at flower power and off we went. I rolled a fatty of Gorilla Glue and Kandy hash before we left and it finished us. It's the first time I've ever had Clarkson turn me down for a pass of a reefer. I'm still in shock about this. He's like the one who could never be broken and I watched him sat there, a broken shell of a man. As we're leaving I buy a gram of the new cheese hash. It's 20€ but I'm a bit pissed I hadn't bought it at Green Place the day before so I go for it and will keep that for the bedtime cone.

This next part of the day is hazy to me. We walked a lot. I made sure we swung by Dampkring2 so I could grab some Sensabille which I tucked away for later. Stopped at GOA, had to buy 2 grams just to sit down but the guy was cool for just a couple of us to buy and a round of cokes to go with it. One gram of Caramello and one of Honey Maroc (?) it was honey something. 20€ for the two. Caramello went into a cone and got passed around. Nice! Can taste the difference to the Zero Zero I'd been smoking since flower power but both nice clean tasting Morrocans. May is passing around a big pure joint of the Kush he'd bought in 1stHulp. Forgive me I don't know the name but it was nice! We're all mashed again. It's Flower Power part two.

We walk around a fair bit more. Cakes, slices of pizza etc. we go back to Freeworld where Jonah Lomus long lost twin sibling greets us again with a smile, and a big joint hanging out of the corner of his mouth just like the day before! We chill in the back for a bit with a couple of hot chocomels and it's 6pm. 420 cafe!!

Straight in and it looks like we'll get seats :) this is the one Coffeeshop where I bought only bud. 2g of NYC Diesel and 1 of 420haze. Hammond joins me on the 420 haze. He doesn't like the smell of the Diesel (weirdo). Clarkson goes for the 420 Kush and it looks splendid! May gets shown a MASSIVE bud of LA Con and goes for that. The budtender says its a 95% Indica! Few smokes in here. I had the 420 haze last time around so knew what I was getting. Hammond loves it. His favourite of the tour even over the apples and strawberrys (hollow victory?)

We're stocked up now and we want to watch the football. We had two nights of champions league! :) we have a quick burger and chips in a wee restaurant. We weren't expecting much but it was sensational! Back to cafe free world (again) and we're happy in the smoking hut at the back. It's empty aswell so bonus! Sensabille! I've been looking forward to this little badger and it doesn't dissapoint. I wish I could give more detailed reviews on the hashes. I read the reviews you guys give and your knowledge of hash is immense but mine is limited :mrgreen: the Sensabille though, I can taste a difference to the other Morrocans and it's much more pliable aswell. I was super high after this. Seriously, if smoked a lot that day and maybe filling the joint up with loads of it didn't help but I was really on another level :mrgreen: Not uncomfortably stoned but definitely on my limit! I rode that high all the way back to the hotel, stopping at the burger wall en route!

Hotel,burgers and the cone which Clarkson rolled up. I put the gram of cheese hash and a few nuggets of various bud. Hammond gave up on the cone and off he stumbled, followed closely by May. Me and Clarkson soldiered on till about 1/3 of this monster remained and we were done. Looked in the mirror whilst waiting for the lift and comedy ensues. Both baked and giggling like we used to in his parents garage :mrgreen:

Headphones, deezer and a different cloud to last night. A higher one :)
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Beautiful!
Oh my I enjoyed that - sat on the train platform at 3am waiting for my airport train just buzzing at that read. Thanks man that's made the day so much brighter already.

Lovely writing, sounds like you bought some diamond ladies and had a great laugh I'm really keen to try some of your hash finds.

I hope there's more of this!

Giggling in the elevator like kids in the garage fair brought a tear to my eye. :)
Bravo!
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Great trip report @BongHug82!

I'm looking forward to day 3 already!
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